American urbanites are just wannabe Europeans

t. Works his entire life away

Euros : based
Flyovers : based
Coasties : cringe

more like live my life away

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>Sure I work 60 hours a week and get two weeks vacation (during which I have to answer emails) but muh thing I bought

grim

this is true now that even in Europe you're all getting robbed and raped by niggers

in that way, European urbanites are just wannabe Americans

this, we europoors have no freedom and no guns to defend ourselves

I'm 22 with no kids or gf so I have lots of play money

nigger stole my gun. then raped me

Fifty
FUCKING
SIX

It was me

>276x183
Goddammit germanon, you can do better.

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based irishman

I live in a comfy us city in the southwest , we have spanish culture and native american culture, its not soulless ike the midwest.

I wouldnt want to live in europe

I'm not
African west coast- nigga!

Based Ivorian

Ive lived in a couple rural small towns and it was boring and there are no women. I love living in my based 3 million population city. I dont need a car and can buy opiates on the street as easy as food from a grocery store and surrounded by qts of all races and all my favorite bands play here all the time usually just 15/20 mins away from my place. Idk how ruralfags do it, they are always so happy to be very far away from other people and proud of it. Pretty sad. If european life is like where i live id love to visit those countries.

true

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>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

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big cities here are usually just smelly, packed, and more dangerous. Most under 800k population are alright though

dumb drug addict

not only are you going to work your life away but you will have nothing to show for it after (a family)
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

rural america sucks and so do suburbs. Only cities are worth living in.

you're a degenerative rat who is constantly in pursuit of short term pleasure
that's why ""ruralfags"" want to stay away from you

youre delusional

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Nah im actually super smart. Ive weighed the pros and cons of being a heroin addict, and the pros faaaaaaaaaar out weighed the cons.

are you trying to larp as the ultimate degenerate

lmao
thanks for being the quintessential example of a city dweller
fucking rat

nah rural areas are full of poverty and stupid obese people. Suburbs are boring.

flyovers are based and repilled

Explain why ruralfag life is better than cityfag life? All i have to do is go to my house and suddenly i am isolated and have privacy and shut the world out. But then i can go outside and every service or thing that i need/want is no more than a 7 minute walk from me in any direction. And i cant call my "short term pleasures" that because they are readily available at all times for the rest of my life. The pleasure never stops

Ruralfags are opiate addicts and alcoholics too, they just have to travel further and pay more money and time to fuel their vices. Same shit, just way more inconvenient

literally kys
if you see nothing wrong with your post and have no shame in posting it I don't even want to reply to you

typical redneckfag.

>>yes your post was correct so REEEEEE!

Rural areas suck and everyone knows it. That is why young people are moving out and they are shrinking areas full of old people.

Im genuinely curious what is wrong with my post? Throw me a bone my man im trying to just understand things here :(

a good rural house just outside a city would be ideal for me, plenty of land and no freaks nearby, and close enough to drive in for work or anything

Sad but true. Although at this point it's increasingly the Europeans imitating the Americans and not the other way around.

just outside a city is suburbs in almost every American city.

>who needs convenience, excitement and human contact anyway? I love that there are only 24 attractive girls in my town, need a gas guzzling pickup truck just to get get groceries and the only restaurant within a 15 miles radius is mcdonalds. And i only have to drive 15 minutes to find an area to shoot my guns at trees, you cityslickers probably have to drive OVER TWO HOURS to shoot your guns. Fast internet connections are a meme bt w, id rather have shitty internet than be statistically more likely to be mugged like you city folk.
*gets attacked by a bear while the family dog gets dragged away by a mountain lion*

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*gets shot by a wild minority*

*gets local school, church and waffle house shot up by deranged white kid*

cities suck everywhere but they're the worst in america

I've lived in Seattle for five years and I love a lot about it but the ever-increasing yuppification (gentrification isn't a strong enough word in Seattle's case) is starting to suffocate me.

cities are the only part of the US that doesnt suck. rural areas are literally hell on Earth in the US.

>ywn be a white, off the grid forager for roots and tubers in the Appalachian hollows in the present time

dangnabbit!

Kek

>not living in an urban metropolis

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Looks fun, but doesn't look comfy. I'm a city boy too but past a point it's too much.

I'd just like to move to the American countryside where I can vent my enthusiasm for American rural colloquialisms three times a day. I'd be dadgummin', boy howdyin', consarnit-in', yes siree-in', and I'll be a monkey's uncle-in' until they gave me citizenship prematurely on the grounds of ardent patriotism.

I love you.

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I think rural folk hate and sperg out about cities and their populations more than city folk do for country folk and places. People make fun of hillbillies and stuff but generally city people enjoy going to small towns and think they are comfy. The rural people will always avoid the city and talk about how hellish they are. Why are the rural people so sensitive and whiney? Growing up having minimal human socialization makes peoplr irrationally scared and bothered by other people i guess.

Come home, white man.

Based russian kek. You are better at country talkin than i am and ive lived in a town with less than 2000 people for a couple years once.

Yikes.

>for a couple years
I guess a true hillbilly is born, not made. Vladimir here is definitely missing his calling in life.

i know you'll probably cry after reading this but no engineer in germany can make 150k USD at like 15% income tax straight out of university. This is what most SW engineers make in Seattle. A lot of zoomers in Seattle making 200k/yr easily. I agree working your life away is dumb but no one makes this much money anywhere in Europe.

Yeah, i think we should start a gofundme for vlad to move to rural america, it is heartwarming when people can achieve their hearts desires.

hey now, I'm actually Slovenian like your first lady and the only Vlad I know is this Serbian dude who's honestly pretty great but that's not the point

FUND IT