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Redpill me on their three-way rivalry

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what's there to redpill you about third worlders playing football

Argentina is white, Brazil is black and Chile is brown

A.rgentina a shit
B.razil a shit
C.hile is the only good country

We don't care about Chile
Our rivalry with Argentina is only on football
They're better than us anyway

>rivalry
the what?

brazil is eternally assmad that they’re not as well off as chile and argentina

It's like choosing starters in pokemon

Mastery of South America

Or was that just an early 20C thing?

Argentina and Chile almost went to war in 1978 because of the Patagonia, Chile gave information to the UK to contain the imminent Argentinian invasion (Argentina surpassed Chile in almost every military section)

Our military general asked Brazil to invade us if the leftists won the election, it was called the 33 Hours Plan because that's what it would take the Brazilian army to invade us.

Argentina and Chile never were in war directly, the last time Argentina and Brazil went to war, we and the UK won

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Wow, I'm so jealous, I'm literally shaking right now.

>Or was that just an early 20C thing?
yes, up to the 80s, when democracy came back to the region.

Fuck Brazil, Argentina and Uruguay are the best countries along with with Chile

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false

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We don't hate them.
Our rivalry it's only with Argentina, in the past it was more serious but nowadays it's just in football.

based cone sur bro

its more like Chile and Brazil have both a rivalry with Argentina, but not against each other

Delusional indio.
I've been to Santiago and Concepción
What a shitholes
I actually felt at home there, to be honest. It's like Brazil but you look a lot more indio than us.

The difference is that there is no cracolandia and you don't have to deal with two digits murderder rate

argentina is butthurt that Brazil receives more international attention than them
Chile doesn't care about relevancy because they are doing fine, Chile's president actually is planning to do a big project with Bolsonaro between us both, the bi-oceanic corridor connecting the Atlantic ocean to their ports

it doesn't exist

/thread

>shitty brown third world shithole
>shitty brown third world shithole larping as a white country
>shitty brown third world shithole with a slightly different language

Dios mio...

BASED

Fuck Braz*lians

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India is safer than Brazil. It doesn't mean it's better.
Anyway, it's not like I'm afraid of walking in the streets or anything. Violence is concentrated inside the slums in big cities. I live in the countryside. I don't like this country because it's ugly, thirdworld, people are brown and ugly. I make less money than a guy working for McDonald's in America.

You are irrelevant without us.

So, your "whiteness" I imagine has helped your quality of life and economy do wonders right? I bet you have taken at least 3 showers today stupid macaco.

let me explain why Argentina is butthurt about us
>they elect a supposed right-wing leader in the same year as Trump
>argies go wild because "rise of fascism n sheit"
>their president turns out to be not so right-wing
>we elect an actual far-right candidate that worried the ENTIRE big media and is still attacked to this day ("golden shower" tweet some days ago)
>attention from argentina passed tremendously to Brazil for a good reason
>argies forgotten again

argentina and brazil are football rivals, thats where the rivalry ends.

Everyone hates chile, bunch of territory stealing fucks, retrograde prude fucks with no sense of humor and their spanish is shit

that's a nice picture, did you make it?

I don't give a shit to Spanish speaking countries, honestly. I know they hate us.

Macacos really are that delusional?

Kill yourself, you disgusting brown mapuche midget.
At least I'm not delusional and I know that my country sucks. I only visited your country because my dad begged me to go with him. I thought it could be fun.

Are you implying spic countries love Brazil? You don't even like each other lel

>delusional this
>delusional that
face the reality, you're mad that you are not relevant anymore

all Brazilians on Jow Forums are from Jow Forums or reddit. I'm sorry

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Woah now I get why you're the new worst posters on this board...

I just have one thing to say to you guys:

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stay butthurt about it, it won't change your irrelevancy

It should be A,C,U(uruguay) t.b.h

Nope, someone posted on and Jow Forums thread a few weeks ago

Cry more I bet you really enjoyed it
Also whiter and taller than you Jõao.

>I like am*Ri(KKK)a
Cringe

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Atleast I wasn't born in Brazil

>relevant anymore
what? we were relevant?

I think I would kill myself if I was born in a spic shithole, honestly.

Being irrelevant in everything even in sports + being confused with Mexico everytime.

Indigenous mountain nigger

lmao pic related is you trying to forget that you are braz*lian

>a-at least we're relev-*gets liveleak'd*

And? The "hot latino(a)" (ewww) meme is Brazilian. You should thank us.

south america are dependent on us
irrelevant without us
die indio

>brazil is all favela
we have the best and worst places of south america
like the US having the best and worst places of the first world

At least people can point out our country on the map.

>le cono sur is first world and european

You think you're Scandinavia or something but you're South American Mexicans.

Being Brazilian > being from any other South American shithole

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Macacos clearly can't realize how cringe the look

>brazil is all favela
Yes

Every Spanish speaker I've ever spoken to has told that me that Chileans have an unintelligible accent.

It's like 50 words a second in one giant mumble apparently

Yes, because le cono sur meme is totally not cringe.
Sorry, Mr. White.

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Aren't you going to another crisis for the 15184738 time?

true :)

Isn't Argentina that villa-ridden shithole with a sinking economy?

When is their next presidential election? I can't wait for them to go Mexico mode and elect another socialist.

It is true

youtu.be/_7YExiS1c9w

They once had an arms race.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_American_dreadnought_race

>Isn't Argentina that villa-ridden shithole with a sinking economy?

That's Brazil

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I can perfectly understand Chileans, it's the island niggas that can't speak.

Yes, 12047 economic crisis and yet we're better than you in every development aspect...

Are brazilian politicians that incompetent or corrupt that you can't reach us?


btw mexico living standars are still better than Brazilian lmao

>add a "po" at the end of sentences
What? Also I'm a bolsero

2 minutes on Google Street View and you will see how shithole Argentina really is. A lot of places aren't even paved yet.

Why do they lie on the internet and pretend to be first world?

Being better than Shitzil is not an achievement. No Brazilian would left Brazil for another similar shithole

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>that feel when everyone hate us

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>we're better than you in every development aspect...

Oh yeah, I'm sure I would love living in a country with African tier inflation.

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>>they elect a supposed right-wing leader in the same year as Trump
A year before, actually
>>argies go wild because "rise of fascism n sheit"
He was regarded as a neolib, the opposite of a fascist. Ran against Peronism, the traditionally more fascist-ideology friendly party

>>we elect an actual far-right candidate that worried the ENTIRE big media and is still attacked to this day ("golden shower" tweet some days ago)
>>attention from argentina passed tremendously to Brazil for a good reason
>>argies forgotten again
ah yes, your mongrel complex has pushed you so far down that you've done a complete 180 and anytime someone talks about Brazil you go "MENTIONED" because Brazil starts and ends on foreigners' minds apparently

>implying we give a shit to latin america

Only socialists care about them.

Have to see the price of the dollar every day kek

>He was regarded as a neolib, the opposite of a fascist
the exact same with Bolsonaro, but we have different results

Good, there is nothing we can learn or take advantage from this region.

>i should care what some faggot from the other side of the world thinks
pathetic

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po: emphasis; usually placed at the end of a sentence (from: 'pues')

You know people who says ''man'' or ''dude'' after every sentence? It's kinda like the same thing

>Only socialists care about them.

I fucking hate you. You're underage and the worst poster on this board but this time I agree with you. Only socialists care about this "União latina" bullshit.

>sustain an average yearly inflation of 200% from the 50s to the 90s
>tons of papers pointing out how an inflation of over 8% has a deep and disastrous impact on the economy
>still wipe the floor with Brazil on every metric
I'd be embarrassed if I were Brazilian right now tbqh

Hey buddy, come here...

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The Argentinian peso has been on collapse for over 20 years straight and your inflation levels are laughably high.

Also fake statistics, the only reason your HDI is much higher than what it actually is.

Chile and Uruguay are the only legit developed countries in Latin America. Argentina is another South American socialist shithole that disguises itself as a Nordic paradise. My country may be shit, but so is yours.

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Man, I can feel you pain writing this text. It must be horrible go to the market and everything is more expensive than the last week.

@102558642
>indio banter

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Then why are you so angry

Am I lying? No one cares about Latin America and you know it.

>rivalry
there is football only, we are all friends

>Chile and Uruguay are the only legit developed countries in Latin America.

No, it is not, macaquinho.
You've never been to Chile to say such things. All countries in Latin America are third world.

it's a meme rivalry often promoted by egocentric brazilians themselves, people here don't really hate on brazil, let alone envy its supposed "relevance"

>Chile and Uruguay

Meme. Both are shitholes too.

damn she's got no ass! whites are horrid

In the end, they all hate Mexico

>Argentinian peso has been on collapse for over 20 years
Try 70 with a small hiatus in the 90s
>fake statistics
Has been rectified, a UN and OECD group came by to overlook the government offices and compared their data with 3rd parties. You could also just go straight for 3rd party tracked statistics when the national institutes were being fucked with anyways.

I just pointed out what your understanding of "why they're butthurt about brazil" was wrong, but you're taking the chance at throwing some blows.
Did a BROWN ARGENTINIAN BULL stole your gf?

Just because your's it's a hellhole doesn't mean everyone is too

>let alone envy its supposed "relevance"

Subtle banter.

why can't we all be frens

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No way, all hate us and we don't care about them.

I've been to two cities in Chile, Diego.
I know what I'm talking about. It's like Brazil.
Uruguay probably isn't that different from what I've seen on Google Maps.

We are, it's just one autistic Jow Forumstard and a few retards taking the bait, we are all frens irl

>when the shithole has to try to push the impression everyone else around is "just as bad" to not look so bad
lmao
Do it, start talking about Sao Paulo, I dare you

>according to Harvard, Argentina is actually 40% poorer than what it claims to be
>it's also more than 10 times more violent than what it claims to be

>fake statistics left and right
>imagine being this desperate to maintain a façade, just like every other socialist shithole

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