/brit/

Hit or miss

youtube.com/watch?v=QHAMj_U3z3E
fuck me look at that nigger go

link

sucking a golf ball

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buffcorrell is /ourguy/, don't be rude
he dances just like ian

waiting for a withdrawal

Pretty much stopped watching it.

been invited to watch these two films with the protobf

looks good i think

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why can't you get 2-in1 bodywash/shampoo anymore? fuck's sake

FUCK'S SAKE

youtube.com/watch?v=vYy_TcbhcR0

loved the designs in these movies but their plots and characters were utter shit

still need ireland to pull it out the bag next week.

PENG
PENG
PENG
PENG

Remember em?

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having a wank to guys filming/having sex with their house maids

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i'd clean your clock

god the wife in those was so hot

Not sure that's going to happen TBQH

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No matter what happens to me, I'll never forget the best times we had together, I will always be by your side no matter what.

thank you
looking for someone to polish it, it's walnut very nice grandfather clock it is

not good in a world cup year lad. what happened

m.youtube.com/watch?v=pM_1muB1o8Q
Are you a reptillian

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i remember there was a week where the hottest meme porno to make was guys fucking their cuban maids, saw like 10 of those videos

Those vids are all fake news

FOR ENTERTAINMENT THEY WATCH HIS BODY TWIST
BEHIND HIS EYES HE SAYS "I STILL EXIST"

why is there never any good amateurish older woman x young man porn produced outside of the former soviet union

Love saturdays
Will remain in bed this one

Provincial split, I think.

nah im cherrypicking only the amateur ones, nothing with a watermark or 1080p

how do you subtly tell someone they're a shit listener?
mate of mine goes on 10 minute monologues when you're chatting and when you finally manage to get a word in he cuts in after a few seconds and goes on another long winded spiel
he's a good lad, just needs to shut the fuck up sometimes

Not really, though I've been thinking about getting a snake for a long time
I wouldn't start off with a python anyway probably a corn snake or a milk snake first

new Chemical Brothers

youtu.be/mRfSM-lv55I

You can't.

Got a face mask on

I've got an Adidas one of them.

he doesn't listen to people
why would he listen to that?

Once saw a python with his food (chicken) in a zoo glass cuboid. The expression of the chicken was the most accurate description of fear if I've seen one

Become an even more obnoxious talker yourself and overpower him desu

dont mind skin colour. hate certain cultures though. still makes me a racist for some reason

Because irl older women aren't attracted to younger men, the cougar is a Hollywood myth with no basis in reality

Meme mandir uploaded. see you later

I know but it makes good porn
I said amateurish not true amateur

The final boss Deano

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chickens don't have emotions

reptiles are for sociopaths. its also cruel to contain an animal like that in a tiny glass box.

For me it's Arabs: greasy pushy dishonest filth

yea pythons are just muscle

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Fuck me, that's almost the most retarded thing I've ever read in here. And let's face it, there's a shit load of scope.

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Which site?

21st century schizoid man

people who have exotic pets are fucking spastics unless it's a ferret or something

That's part of why I haven't yet, spider and snake people are generally weirdos
plus mummy told me not to get one or she'll never visit

sex game gone wrong innit

He looks dead inside, especially when he was hosting that game show on BBC 1

How would this happen?

better than a weakling pet like a cat or dog

I liked Brexit so much I left.

could just be that game show; it is complete fucking dross

you're a sex game gone wrong

wahey

He's about to turn 40. He's at the cross roads and he's looking back on his life of being final boss Deano TV host man

might do a webradio show
sounds like fun

xvideos

I never was in love
You know that you were never good enough
Fall asleep right next to me
You know that you were never good enough

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He looks fucking good for 40 mind

>40
>no kids

must be existential hell

>She told the court on the night of her son's death she heard a bang coming from his room, but had assumed it was a dumbbell falling or that he knocked something over.
>She later discovered Mr Brandon unconscious in his bedroom and later found the snake coiled under a cabinet.

snakes just act on instinct I guess something made it start constricting it just didn't let go

haha the joke is on you my friend I am actually a failed attempt to reconcile a failing marriage

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Post Pepe/Wojak images you've drawn.

1/2

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I can't imagine a life in which I have kids.

Yeah but how fucking big would the snake have to be?

meghan mccain is so ugly for an heiress lmao

just adopt if youre that desperate, you get paid by the government for it and you skip the whole nappy changing etc stage

but he's 40, tall, rich and in good shape

he could easily partner up with some 20-something looking for a meal ticket and produce some offspring provided he doesn't mind the inevitable divorce

Like wanking to irl lesbian couples, wedding pictures and Instagram/FC pictures and the like

2/2

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sing into my mouth

its not your genetics and flesh and blood though, you'll never feel completely fulfilled

I've seen at least one person use this toad that I made

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Good post
Sad case
He probably could but will he? Also spunk probably starts getting a bit iffy after 40?

*dirbble*
uhhh kids after a certain ages1!!! yeahhh

the article says his one was only 8 feet/2.4 meters but can get much bigger
they just pure muscle mate

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yeah but at 40 your sperm has deteriotated, if he has kids now there's a chance they'll be autistic or worse

fuck me was just a Jeb! surge in my state
hello to president bush III

>Also spunk probably starts getting a bit iffy after 40?

vaguely remember reading that the father's age is positively correlated with the chance of autism, not sure if true though - probs read on Jow Forums

Lol well it's true

youtube.com/watch?v=piDnvbjKbE8
fascinating
real life nosferatu

look into it

maybe mothers age but nevertheless it's probably gonna be less healthy than if you have a kid in your 20s I imagine