/Brit/

fpbp

Has to be satire lmao but it did make me laugh though

>garbage
FOY

women are cancer

incredibly based but you missed the north coast of france

love a bit of liquid

hate the irish simple as

look into the reason men have bellends

Just finished the Mexican narcos

A Scotsman annexed England

you missed out the faroes, rightful english clay

you gone full time on the /***/ thing?

I certainly don't

lads if the ex calls should i talk to her? what if she says we can fuck? i don't think i'd be able to say no lads

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fuck you racist piece of shit

Would be blasting my fingers on the phone dial screen to my local MP and police station for playing such dogshit

i do. does get a bit boring after a while though

>a baby died? that's tragic
>not objectively tragic of course, we couldn't offer such an opinion being such an unbiased source of purely objective information
>but if someone gave that opinion we could quote them on it
>yes... some say this death is "tragic"

they don't make em like this anymore

I read an interesting thing once about why x-files got unpopular, and they linked it to 9/11 and how shows like 24 became popular instead, because the american public were scared and didn't want to hear that their government was untrustworthy but wanted to see true blue heroes like Jack Bauer

Fuck her lad

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anime

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sexting a yank

Which country in Europe that isn't the UK is the least terrible.

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>33 seconds apart
bit obvious

>look into the reason men have bellends
Well? Why is it?

this wasnt worth bringing to a new thread you thick (and autistic) cunt

EXCELLENT post

she wants me to get her pregnant though

Ugly scenes in the dugout as Cowdenbeath’s manager has just told Johnny Harvey to “take his face for a sh*te” #BRFC

Do it

yank (male) or yank (female)

Still live with my parents

are you in charge of what gets posted now?
i suppose everything you post is worthy
like what? your abusive rants when you see a post you don't like?
what else?

to scoop out rivals sperm and increase your own chance of insemination allegedly

she never plays decent music, its either techno, liquid dnb soundcloud mixes or shitty indie choons (rare) and always plays it obnoxiously loud

sack ray blur!

girl (female) (she/her)

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yeah maybe haha

ok

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The tube shape is pretty obvious. It fits inside another person nice and neatly, and it’s a good shape for getting sperm up to the top of a vagina (it’s also a good shape for lots of other things, but we’re talking on a biological basis here rather than sexyfuntimes). So, you’ve got a tube shape, and that makes lots of sense. But what about the bit at the top? For anyone who isn’t familiar with penises, the top bit is technically called the glans and more commonly referred to as a ‘bellend’ and it’s sort of fluted. A bit like a mushroom. Which is a strange bit of design. But actually, there’s an evolutionary reason for the shape. According to research from a team of scientists, led by one Professor Gordon Gallup (yes, really) the shape of the penis is there to allow it to scoop out other men’s semen from a woman’s vagina during sex. So back in the olden days when women were encouraged to enjoy the occasional orgy for the sake of reproduction, when she had sex with a whole load of men, there would be a surplus of semen inside her. In order for a man to stand the best chance of being the one who fertilised her with his sperm, his penis evolved to drag other semen out as he withdrew, in theory making it more likely that he would be the baby daddy. In order to explore this theory, the New Scientist did an experiment. They put a mock-up penis with a sizable coronal ridge (aka big bell end) into a fake vagina, and measured how much of a cornstarch mixture it could pull out, compared to a fake penis with no bell end or a smaller bell end. They found that the penis with the massive ridge was able to remove 90% of the cornstarch mixture with just one thrust. These days we’re a bit less into the whole free love, not sure who the father is thing (though that is sort of the plot of Mamma Mia Here We Go Again) so that function possibly gets less airtime. But it’s nice to know exactly what your body is capable of.

reeeeeeeeeeeer

you mad

nice

hey, rorke. you see these starving african children? they're more british than you'll ever be. vote labor.

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Remember the french teacher was so sick of everyones shit in our school that he tried hanging himself in his classroom lol

not one word

>you thick (and autistic) cunt
i'm mad?

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do women want war?

ja ma pell dave
j'habit dance in london

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Making cheeky posts in faux French in /fr/

big if true

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i bet our babies would be really smart and cute lads

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The pill has unironically changed humanity in a way that is almost inconceivable

Women can literally just get your kid aborted. Or simply avoid it happening at all. It's quite strange when you think about it

fuck off back to brit/pol/ you paki

best monster of the week show ever made

>vote labor.
Does labor provide every native briton with niggers to take care of the fields or what

never stepped foot and so on and so forth

Yr

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wtf

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>stupid fuck
>twat
>you thick (and autistic) cunt

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probably should never have let Greece join the EU 2bh

it was questionable enough having us, the Italians and the Spaniards as members but the Greeks were on a whole other level of dysfunction/corruption than any of us

Seething little leftypol freak mourns a dead terrorist and lashes out as rorke annihilates him with facts and logic

yes and when ww3 breaks out i'm going to rape so many cunts

sad! i think you are a very good poster and hope your posting skills don't get rusty

Watching a british film with my parents called funny cow

Unironically agree with this but only if the slag is getting an abortion.

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jesus christ women are literate children, no wonder they weren't allowed to have rights

haven't seen this for years

a simpler time

> the effects of the pill are inconceivable
Screeching

caught the pet nigger doing a dance in the yard
put him back in his cage for a bit

mad how you can present a massive word blob like this and suddenly not get an urge to read anything from it

Really explains women's behaviour now doesn't it. Quite the redpill

im onto you

its an interesting read

thank you friend... I can't remember how I used to post... what would I typically post now?

I read everything posted in a thread personally

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lads whats your record for most wanks in a day?

Thanks boss want's me in his office first thing monday

Are the air rifle lads in?

What's this like?

surplusstore.co.uk/22-weihrauch-hw99s-3185.html

I want it for magpies and squirrels and the odd rat. I'd also like to practice on targets. I'm guessing .22 over .177?

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probably about 6 or 7 while on speed

that's not allowed!

What's it like being bilingual, ever catch yourself thinking in English.

stop posting this

when I was living abroad I started dreaming in English

how do i defend myself againts a angry mob of womansz?

Tranny on tranny porn is always a bit weird. I mean it's two men but doesn't feel like it. No homo by the way.

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