Slovenia - Do you love it?

Slovenia - Do you love it?

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Sure. Our first lady is slovenian.

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Yes. But does it love me?

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They are the most... "tolerable" Balkan country

no tits
shit woman
slovenia isn't balkanoid

She's an olympic swimmer so of cher feminine features are less pronounced

And YES slovenia is fully southeastern central germanic

Depends, can you provide superior genes to breed slovenian women with?

no

*so of course her

>slovenians are central germanic
slovenia literally means the land of slavs you dumb germanoid

shit posters desu

were germanic, not slavshit, dumb crorat

no, you're the sl*vshits
we're gothic

Basiert und rotgepillt

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its ok my slavoid brethren
based
the blood of theodoric the great runs through my veins

no youre the slavshits, u were literally the first pan slavs, we are germanic culturally, racially and almost linguistically

it is true that you say numbers like germanoids
well, lets make a deal, you're half slavoid and half germanoid

I cannot decide between breeding either a hungarian or slovenian woman

Slovenian women have very distinctly germanic features which some hungarian specimen entirely lack but there is a significant overlap in southeastern hungary especially

yes, we say dvainštirideset (42) instead of štiridesetindva
>you're half slavoid and half germanoid
ugh, worst i can do is 51% germanic, 49% slavshit

I have a working theory that tyroleans and slovenians interbred for centuries with each other in the whole area and kept changing their names all the time so that in the church books you couldn't tell slovenes from austrians anymore and shit

This would explain my unmistakably southeastern central european physiognomy and facial features despite being 100% german with recent austrian ancestral lines

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I've got some normand and german(bav) on me.
I like slav chicks cause they have the deutsche jaw line, but also those slav qt features.
Although i dont want my kid to look slav, i think my genes can compensate that

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deal
we're 51% slavoid and 49% gothic

""Slavs"" do not exist though

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there are loads of slovenes with straight up german surnames (herbst, moderndorfer, etc even melania trump's maiden name is slavicized german (knavs))

*slov

my condolences, please no more illyrism and pan slav larp

Yeah i noticed this but i'm mainly wondering whether this is a cultural assimilationist thing or whether we're really just that symbiotic/compatible to each other

I mean the krain was formally germanic-ruled for centuries before you became independant so there's that too

But in any case i will have to do much more research on my own genealogical lines in the future i think

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thanks for the kind words my half slavoid brother
>please no more illyrism and pan slav larp
agreed

why do you care so much?

I have compared my gedmatch to that of other germans with ancestry from east germany/prussia and none of them have "Slovenian" in 2nd place as is the case with my oracle results. There *must* be more to it after all

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the germans lived in the cities (maribor aka marburg was majority german when hitler came i not sure tho) and the slavshits lived in the countryside, after ww2 commies banished all germs from slovenia

See and It's literally part of my blood

Do you not care where you and your ancestors originate from? What your mission in life is? Or are you one of these blank slate liberal nihilist edgy faggots

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>u were literally the first pan slavs
He knows, shut it down

Very interesting thanks

Do you happen to have any infos on whether slovenians used to migrate up north for work and shit aswell? Say into bavaria for example

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yes, i think some migrated into bavaria, muenchen especially during commie yugoslavia, my aunt also migrated there i think, but she didnt marry a germ

there are loads of slovenians in karnten and styria in austria tho

i think thats true too, my grandmother was a slovene with a germanoid surname, she was from postojna though

my close friend is from postojna and his surname is german too, he looks like a germ

>Do you not care where you and your ancestors originate from?
does it really matter though?
i know i am mostly croatian, all of the croatian ancestors i have, have surnames that i can trace to really old church records
if i found a german woman or a hungarian woman i like i would marry them regardless of ethnicity
at the end of the day when we die nothing matters, the simulation ends

i have a friend from postojna too, he's like 1/4 serbian and 1/4 croatian lol
fucking čefur

yes, theres also loads of cefurs in there, i mean probably the only slavshits we have in slovenia are cefurs