/Brit/

grow up you wet flannel.

quite frankly brockhampton just are not that good

got a kazoo lads
i'll vocaroo the first song i'm replied with

Watching #theJRshow

thoughts, gentlemen?

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ever put a dick in your mouth?

niggerzbop

wonderwall

have the new janny's started working yet?

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no that's gay

Arses are for niggers

Holy
Fucking
PENG

this one was made first posted first and is more active, though if the other one becomes more active all of a sudden i'll switch to it

Fairly sure this post qualifies you for an A-class membership to the bender resort.

yeah you get banned if you type the n-word

waaater waaaaaaaater..........

honestly repulsive
it's not even that she's black she's just disgusting
gross
vile

the knights who say NI-

do you think it's all going to be alright in the end lads?

fucking love brexit me

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dubs and the next user to roll a 27 will get a gf

no. existence is suffering

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is she black? i thought she was some kind of wacky indian or other south asian.

Morning all. Looks like i'm the first aussie up this fine day.

Wow
Watching this thing on the japan tsunami on more4 right now
Insane.

lads i cant make it

Pros and cons of having the gf move in?

I'm currently considering suggesting it to her. I've been living alone in a 3 bed house (inherited) since 2012. She's stayed at my place for a day or two at a time but not longer than that. She lives with her parents and commutes to Cambridge (where I live) for an hour every day.

sue

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But you'll be dead so it will turn out well

good lad

Do only you by yazoo

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Going to sit and watch Match of the Day soon like a total normie.

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Imagine if sue died.....

Once she moves in she's legally entitled to half the gaff, common law marriage or something. She'll take you to the cleaners mate stay well clear if I was you

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you'll be reincarnated based on your karma

loooooool

you'll both be more tempted to have sex before marriage

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Toiling as we speak, unlike the usual late night weekend toil 'stein actually had work for me to do.

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I'd prefer if sueposter died.

havent done that in years haha might do that too son x

reddit karma?

There's a little girl standing completely motionless outside my back door :l

>inherited 3 bed house
>in fucking cambridge

fuck off literal millionaire

le science le shit out of le this xdddddddd

He will.

That ship has already sailed.

Are you just going to post about it or are you going to let her in and shag her?

Imagine if london just suddenly got nuked
Crazy to think that that could literally just happen

better lube up

Holy
Fucking
BASED

mogg 'er and mogg the parent too

i want to breed lauren southern

the fucking

It wont, and will never happen.

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Why I'm moving back to Japan

My parents unironically believe cohabiting before marriage to be scandalous.

T-T

it is

repent or burn in hell

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>i want to breed lauren southern

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ill be inside her back door in a minute haha

amazing

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Funny that we'll no longer be allowed to post here soon. /brit/ is going to die very soon.

Lmfao kazoos are so weird

Hi mate. Wanna watch a film with me?

do the harry potter theme

DONT SAY IT

Stay strong brother

Take me out, tonight

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just end retail already
it's a joke

check em

fancy her sister tb.h

murdoch-chan is so fit

>reading memoirs of 19th century relative
>join royal navy aged 17
>go on some grand colonial adventures
>return to Britain in May 1866, aged 30
>meet 39 year old widow with five children (four daughters and a son) at a party on June 23
>propose that very night
>get married on June 30

bloody hell Ed what are you doing

I'M GONNA SAY IT

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So's your mum

A forbidden utterance?

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pics?

was probably a homosexual and she had property and stuff

it is. stop doing it. date 2 years without living together or fucking then get married. it's not hard.

whites OUT
blacks IN