Wake up as a 22 year old NEET in Japan

Become an asian tranny and suck dick for cash

Join a band of pirates who work for the Russian mafia and sail the South China Sea

watch anime and read manga in Japanese without subs or dubs

I would try to find job that suits my interest. Otherwise I would try to get any job...

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The same things I do now except with slightly more anime.

Be happy that I'm younger.

continue as usual but buy more figures and stuff because I don't have to pay for customs or cargo anymore

>Lose my cushy job as a Silicon Valley programmer and wake up as a NEET in Japan

I ain't goin' out like that.

Assuming I'm a NEET at home with my family:

>Tell my NEETfam that I've decided to turn a corner and want to improve myself, and plan to move out as soon as my income enables me to.
>Immediately begin intense study of English.
>Take over all household responsibilities I am allowed to take on.
>Take shower, get haircut, start working out daily.
>Get any job I can get to start accruing income while living with parents
>Code websites in spare time to start generating passive income again
>Use websites and blogposts as resume to apply to multinational tech companies
>Get offers
>After two years transfer internally with these tech companies to the States and get a green card
>transfer to Silicon Valley
>Apply for citizenship after 5 years
>Send letters to my NEETfam and visit every year to throw them a party for taking good care of me and having faith in my ability to succeed.

It's never too late to improve, anons.

You wake up as japanese what do

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That's sounds reasonable.

nothing obviously

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