/brit/

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that's me haha

ask a master baiter anything.

Yes, with all my heart

Though I did get called "darling" in Greggs today

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talking to some indian bird on tinder and the way she types is weird
getting on my nerve

sue

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kek this is me youtube.com/watch?v=nUCiSHwgHj8

Gwan lass. Hope you feel comfortable in your new you

fuck off iCuck

this is American literature. thoughts?

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close one

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is it one tap a second?

On the beach at night alone,
As the old mother sways her to and fro singing her husky song,
As I watch the bright stars shining, I think a thought of the clef of the universes and of the future.

A vast similitude interlocks all,
All spheres, grown, ungrown, small, large, suns, moons, planets,
All distances of place however wide,
All distances of time, all inanimate forms,
All souls, all living bodies though they be ever so different, or in different worlds,
All gaseous, watery, vegetable, mineral processes, the fishes, the brutes,
All nations, colors, barbarisms, civilizations, languages,
All identities that have existed or may exist on this globe, or any globe,
All lives and deaths, all of the past, present, future,
This vast similitude spans them, and always has spann’d,
And shall forever span them and compactly hold and enclose them.

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what a cute little kitty i hope its tooth ache is better now

pardon?

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think i can drink more than my mates due to my irish heritage but they said its bollocks
alcohol tolerance is in my genetic dna innit lads?

the scran

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poked my finger in a female's bumhole and now i can't stop smelling my finger

>firefox_2019-03-09_18_53_58.png

wanked over this webm unironically

peng

thought this was a picture of a laparoscopy

was chatting to my mate on the tube earlier and came home to see this on twitter

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le numbers le check le out xdddddddd

was able to view the whole thing for free for 30 days and just deactivated my account after I stole it

2089 Neo Bradford, Rorke on his deathbed

>yes, they doubled our life span
>yes, they made so we didn't have to work anymore,
>yes, they've cured all known diseases
>yes, they've fixed poverty and hunger
>yes, we have a colony on Mars now
>but they're still brown cunts

youtube.com/watch?v=-bDntRWfL70

none of this happened.

didnt see this picture of hope solo before

you lads out on the lash tonight?

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people only lived to 40 before 1930?

you never will you ugly paki rodent
do us all a favour and go hang yourself

you went through the trouble of activating and deactivating some account so you could post an epic screenshot on 4gag
sad little man

got a pair of extremely unaesthetically pleasing large rim dark coloured glasses as backups/spares and i look very similar to rick moranis in ghostbusters whenever see myself in a mirror with them find the sight exceedingly amusing and stop what im doing just to observe how ridiculous i look dont wear glasses normally wear contact lenses

blog off

>You arrive in Neo Castle, c.2549AD

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no not tonight
feeling abit down
>inb4 pussy
i'm not a pussy, promise

youtube.com/watch?v=tG-wl2qqD7Y
choon

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one time Amer begged me to add him on Playstation
he's so fucking weird

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whoever wrote this should be lobotomised. Fucking disgusting

sigh I guess it's that time of day again lads
*rubs on the vaseline*

gota give back to the community. just doing my part

canadians buy it and save it. thanks for the money

Anyone here from Lincolnshire?

i have supreme power over women lads

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sicily's nose is fucking weird I had just noticed

ask the lads to come over for beers at your place then, get high and play Mario Kart

state of these comments

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business idea: Hoxhaist Wales

Hate my jobs lads.

i love her

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i've got beers but no weed
ive got smash brothers
unironically going to give dave a ring.
Thanks, based ameribreh

Gonna start taking estrogen and spiro

need your opinions lads

COME TO SOUF FC

Ngubu Welcome to the Club/ Skills and Tricks 2019 Gummo Remix

take pics of your adventures for the lads on /brit/

Yeah?

Sajid Javid has blood on his hands

Good girl

Though replace Spiro with Bica or Cypro

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I never wanted to be a footballer
I wanted to be a marine biologist

paki

I like how every photo of this autist inside of a car is from his mom's passenger seat

lifes a bitch and then you die

thats why i get high

why are you posting your bullshit stories for people who genuinely like to help others
fuck off

sure

South Wales > North Wales
South Ireland> North Ireland

North England > South England
North Scotland > South Scotland

Pure facts, prove me wrong.

catyank seek help

that's where he lives now..

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you got one wrong
East Midlands England > North England,

islam will save us from degeneracy god willing

youtube.com/watch?v=hd0cvGPP8JU

youtube.com/watch?v=TRugcXjbJJA
wowowow she's so smart

based

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le space le pirate xdddddd

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

literally WHO

DEH

please delete this map
absolutely blasphemous

Ooooooooooooh...

muslims are degenerates

she was in jackie chan films police story 1 and 2

Sad!

>Gonna start taking estrogen and spiro

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youtube.com/watch?v=hGI9dXnNNxg

Mandatory Saturday listening

South England is everything below a line from the Severn Estuary to the Humber

eating snails, frog legs and mouldy cheese is degenerate