Is this true?

I like all tourists

>Criticise any cunt
>Cunt just accept it and move on
>Criticise America
>'Waaah y u hate REEEE'
Pathetic.

but you are german…

Regarding burgers, the large majority just blend into crowds. Natives would only notice the walking stereotypes and assume that's all of the tourists, if you want accurate opinions ask someone in the service industry that actually deals with tourists

growing up is realizing that amerikkkans are evil and should be exterminated

What's wrong with the Chinese tourists?

Yes

The only American tourists than stand out in my town are Amish and they are obviously very well behaved

In the real world

>Half of the Jow Forums catalog is autistic obsession with the US
>Burgers more or less ignore it while Europeans/sudacas circlejerk in it
>Burger criticizes any country
>LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT YOUR COUNTRY FAT FUCK MUTILATED PENIS GET SHOT mutt5993.png

In NZ:

Best
1. Americans
2. Australians
3. South Africans

Worst
1. Germans
2. UK/Ireland
3. Chinese
4. Rest of the continental Europe
5. Canadians

>Burgers more or less ignore it

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I should amend my post by saying that people here behave rather poorly, especially in the south, the people that visit cities that aren't London/Rome/Paris and have the money to do so are generally among the well behaved and educated burgers and aren't that likely to be obnoxious retards

Honestly even if you remove that line you still look far worse than us. The majority of ones I see even bothering to reply to those shitposts play along anyway

dios mio...

British soccer fans are the worst people on the planet. Absolute fucking savages when they come here for a match.

true. euros can't cope

I take care of and maintain order of hundreds of foreigners a week, they take tests, and after 3 years the only people who have been caught cheating are chinese lol.

Your fans are just as bad, you just have less of them.

>japanese

what? why?

gimme some chinese stories pls

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Who cares, bruh? America is a #1 global power right now, of course plenty of people will obsess over it and shit on it.

>Worst
>1. Germans
Dear Kiwi-man, why's that?

americans truly are one of the best tourists but only because their lower classes can't afford to travel abroad
for all the memes about the 56% etc. the la creaturas never really leave the US

>1. British
interesting. I have a hard time believing they're worse than Chinks, so I'm guessing it's because of their fat sexpats to SE asia and drunkards in the Netherlands. Might just be a poll of Euros.

yikers

Probably your instilled politeness

Every american I've ever talked to has been so nice that it's kinda creepy.

youtube.com/watch?v=vs0D4-pVQdQ
Relevant

Basically, I'm not in any universe saying China or Russia is a better option but I'd love to be irrelevant

Our stats about passport ownership rates and usage percentage are really tiny. America keeps its underclass well under heel.

>America keeps its underclass well under heel.
that stat isn't a good example of that point, which I also disagree with. The vast majority of the US has no reason to travel--the economics just aren't worth it, similar to Australia, especially when we have a whole country the size of Europe (separated by whole oceans from the rest of the 1st world) with interesting subcultures and more biomes than all of Europe. Not to mention we have the world's biggest and best job market.

Pretty sure we're only considered bad because of the chav trash who jump off balconies in Spain. Our actual tourists who go to see sights aren't that bad.

Japanese are good behaving because they are scared of everything.

$120 every 10 years for a passport is like nothing.

>Spain
Worst:
1.-UK
2.-Germans
Best
1.- Portuguese
2.- Italian
3.- American
4.- French
5.- Other parts of Europe
100% true about the british bit
i dont think french tourists are bad behaved tho

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There are tourists in New Zealand?

Your working class is absolutely awful mate, they ruin every single european vacation destination with any kind of party vibe.

>Japanese are good behaving because they are scared of everything.

proofs?

Polish "men" shouldn't be scared of having sex damn...
Its "men" are far timid than Japs

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van people who shit in the street and on beaches its fucking disgusting

We love you Spain!

Far too many

japan is over

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This is example of fake statistics, the rate is dropping because of emigration, average family in Poland still have the same amount of children like before but emigrants aren't counted.

noi siamo allo stesso livello.
comunque, sia i polacchi che gli italiani all'estero sfornano almeno 2 figli per coppia. Come mai?

I don't dispute that.

To be fair, I went to Tenerife last year (probably the closest thing to a party destination I've been to) and I didn't think we were as bad as made out to be. It was mainly the French (their ewuivalent to chavs) who were the loud and rowdy ones.

Japs are scared of going to foreign prison if they mess up something.

I don't know about best behaved tourists but the worst number 1 seems right.

wtf

poland is shithole?

*equivalent

In America it is considered polite, and almost second nature, to smile and ask people how they are doing. We also tend to be more confident then other places and so tend to show more of our emotions, which is also why we can be some of the rudest tourists, if someone's not having a good day.

Well atleast we arent as bad as the Bongs apparently. Sorry for sending our trash to Mallorca

low IQ post

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>Emigration only happens in Poland

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Are Germans cockboy?

>Worst:
>Chinese
I agree with you

i didnt know australians went to spain even.. i dont live in a touristic area anyway so i cant tell if they're good or bad

Yes
youtube.com/watch?v=RwzE2AZ0ONc

To they always mention Lord of the Rings?

Dude, Polish GUS (central statistics bureau) can't even properly count number of Poles living abroad in fact we still have number of people counted despite we're 2 million less than that in fact.

The actual fertility rate is 1,5 or 1,6 still low but not as low.

BASED. FUCK G*rmans

High IQ post. Japs are pussies.

In no way is the USA similar to Australia regarding not travelling, its just the opposite, Australians travel more so than any other country

why do poles have to go full retard just they are too patriotic

>Australians travel more so than any other country
Nothing I've found backs this claim up.

I was just trying to say it's much more expensive in our cunts than in Europe to travel to another cunt

I think that German guy behave is normal.
Is this different from other countries?

Why foreigners here always call us pussies?
We aren't pussies.

can you translate?

Ignoring speed limit is normal? The cop did nothing wrong

I think das a graph of their tourist count

I cannot accept these results, it must be influenced by Americans tipping everyone.

>Ignoring speed limit is normal?
No and Yes
We are careful of police cars and radar detectors of police.
And it's often important to Join the flow of other cars.
The cars which always keep speed limit is often annoyance for other drivers.

You're japanese, so you probably have no idea about Europe. We're not

I'm not him tho
I've heard it from Germans before

10 Million aussies per year have an international holiday, that's 40% of the population. Its also probably unfair to compare pure statistics though, for example a dane could drive an hour down the road to Germany and that counts as an international holiday. Whereas an Aussies needs to fly a minimum of 5 hours to get to the nearest cunt

Ah yeah i misread that

fixed for future threads

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>world superpowers are the most hated
This reeks of jealousy to say the least.

wow i didnt know switzerlands flag was rectangular

So who are you actually gonna believe an Austrian or a German?
Never say we're Germans to an Austrian by the way, you might get in trouble

You speak German, youre ethnicity is German and you were apart of the same country from the year 800 to the year 1800, yet you get annoyed when people call you German?

>So who are you actually gonna believe an Austrian or a German?
He said he was German and he used German flag.
So I thought he was German.

>Never say we're Germans to an Austrian by the way, you might get in trouble
Do Austrians hate that they called Germans?
If so, I don't call them German from now.

>let me tell you about your country
fuck off

are you german, italian or french?

>Do Austrians hate that they called Germans?
Some do, some don't. Some Austrians say that they're German, some other Austrians like our friend here get butthurt over it.

>I thought he was German
Yeah, but are you rather going to believe a native (Austrian) if he's talking about his country, or a foreigner (german)?

Yes, we hate being called German. It's one of the worst insults

Thanks famalam

If by some (say they're german) you mean less than 5% of austrians, sure. The rest considers it an insult

Umm...It's difficult
Why are Austrians hate Germans so much?
Despise people although they are similar?

There are parts of Switzerland that are French, Gipsie, and Italian, they're not all G*rmans

We're not really similar. Our culture is only similar to southern bavaria and our mindset and mentality is very different to a Germans. We're much more like Italians in those regards

Germans said the south Tyrol in Italy is same as Germany before.
Do you think ""the south Tyrol + Bavaria + Austria = almost same""?

Aren't Swedes infamous for being cheap?