Life's so hard in the 3rd world

Gotta protect yourself against them brain waves, you know

well that's half your problem right there

They can't afford any better material. Of course a firstie wouldn't understand

hmm...
You can just smell the paradise...

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is it brown because of the poo

nice try sweetie, Conan O'Brian said there were no shithole countries and that every country is a beautiful wonderland paradise where you sip from a coconut on the beach :)

Maybe. But it has been improving at least, most of the slums are gone now.

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>be conan
>drumpf calls haiti a shithole
>this cannot stand
>travel to haiti
>stay in resort
>locals who walk within 100 meters are shot
>ahh paradise
>let me take a picture
>shit everything still looks depressing
>let me enter the ocean so the attention is taken away from haiti
>the land in the background still looks incredibly depressing
truly ebin, drumpf btfo.

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Don't be poor

Truly one of his most embarrassing moments..

based

Why are all talk show hosts cringe in post Trump era? Conan however isn't the worst out there

Yikes

>nigga just walk outside; ur in paradise.
Okay

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Sure thing.

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I fucking hate the tropics

you're 2nd world by definition

Because lots of movie stars are left leaning and wouldn't guest on a talk show if they have a political difference, talk show hosts like Conan had to pander to them so he gets some guests that aren't from SNL.

It's hard to maintain an apolitical stance with rise of SJW feminists and gay pride since making a joke about anything is taken in a political perspective.

Well, you're right i really can't see what it's so big difference between my life and life firstworlders.

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Jokes on you
You get shot anyways

since 1991 2nd world doesn't exist

Jokes on them! I have no money!