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this will be the thread

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this is better. All hail the fuhrer of the MRE Reich

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Who is this semen demon?

Steve from MRE eats. Purveyor of only the finest ancient MREs and their preserved cigs

Some guy who recooks rations from the mid 20th century

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he innocent

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kinda want him to get off

Is Jussie innocent?

>bumping a dead thread

lululul

night lads

gn

>the other thread is filled with injuns
wew

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Nice, I'd like to get some land one day, and have some animals, but it's so ridiculously expensive these days even in a smaller state like mine. Save a ton of money on meat if you have grazing land and can cut your own hay.
and yeah I've been pretty stinkin bored lately. nearly spring though and I'll be able to do fun stuff again!

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Yep

I miss Santa Cruz

Just drank the last of the milk and out the empty carton back in the fridge

ofc not

>no more tennis for the day
life is surfering

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>tennis

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lets play the r9k game:

go to r9k and bring back something weird or cringe

devilish

>but it's so ridiculously expensive these days
Really?
A buddy of mine said land was fairly cheap up your ways.
Can't be more expensive than here it's ridiculous..
>Save a ton of money on meat if you have grazing land and can cut your own hay.
Heck yeah, we were gonna do lamb and sheepe too but he thought against it for some reason.

It's kinda fun when Serena isn't chimping out

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Guys I think this girl only wants to fuck and drink

i'm in but, you're going first

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an ascended form of gf

Nigger

Get super obvious consent, you don't want to be on the news

tfw no gf

>replaced the bill hader role of always playing the gameshow host
Sad!

from a "characters that are literally you" thread

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invite her over and sip on sum shit. Prolly sum shmoke if you're into that, smash when she inevitably gets horny af.

Frig off nerd

Already did in Thursday Friday and today
She gave me a cold on Thursday but it’s fine now since I can’t get another cold from her

my dream is to be a cast on SNL

grim

yeah, at least where I live. It's a gorgeous place, low crime, good schools, low taxes, and all that so we've been growing in population insanely fast as lots of people are leaving cali and other populated states. Makes me a little angry if we're being completely honest.
I've never really liked the way lamb tastes, so I wouldn't care as much about that lol. Do you actually make any money off the wool I wonder?

It sounds horrible. I read that behind the scenes book and it's basically you work 20 hours a day either writing sketches or performing

I'm not surprised so many turned to drugs

any leafs here want UBI as well?

my body hurts

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lol

This BASED BLACK MAN is a true genius, and only racists would say otherwise. Just look at him slaughtering the competition in chess!

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Also Chris Kattan seemed like a piece of shit. Even Tracey Morgan said so in his book
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Fuck daylight savings time, desu. It’s fucking 3:00 AM when it’s supposed to be 2:00. Fuck. I’m drunk and angry and want a gf and fucking fuck everything fuck.

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favorite vidya is still body harvest

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Roblox looks like fun

Norm is great, SNL are retards for getting rid of him.
hmm lol once you see it, it's pretty funny

hi friend~
i'm sorry
hope you feel better soon

going to do a cheeky sleep

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Good fucking luck

pretty funny pic but chad needs a more visible bulge

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hownew.ru

not new at all, redditor

Guys I want a gf casual sex just isn’t good enough

*teleports behind you*

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*marries you*

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can you tell me where you meet girls

Transcend your animal instincts and accept the gamer lifestyle.

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I kinda want to get the 5 buck box from taco bell but I don't really like the bean burrito so I feel like it's a waste

Buy 5 beefy frito burritos instead :^)

Just noticed I have a 6 am shift on Wednesday
I’m gonna have to wake up at 5:00.....
Parties or hanging out with friends and meeting random girls who we talk to

cheesy bean and rice >>>>>>> beefy frito fite me faggot

so you somehow only just now saw it by going on r9k? not impossible, i guess
i didn't like what i saw and mining through wasn't yielding anything

In Finland they let two retards make baby and the baby was also retard.

This is Nordic socialism.

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>this is socialism
That wouldn't even be illegal in the states. Seems to me like a problem of what does it mean to be a citizen and what rights do you get (like bodily freedom). Although personally I think intentionally passing on disabling genes should be made illegal, I view it as similar to intentionally poisoning or infecting someone.

do you have raw sex or you use protection

Forgot to mention that the Finnish gov pays all the expenses.

That depends some girls want me to use a condom but if they don’t say anything I hit raw

And? That's hardly different from, say, Canada

Meant for

just saw a commercial for a tv show that showed 2 men kissing and 2 female kissing.

wow did that make you want to watch it?

thought the US was 10+% LGBT, wouldn't be that odd

so, you had casual sex with random girls so many times its getting dull?

way more than 10% of shows have fag storylines though.

fags and nigs are over represented in hollywood. Asians and hispanics are very under represented.

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lol man leftists are so stupid and cringe, this is insane

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Good....... MORNING!!!!!!!

Ideology is one hell of a drug

I made this

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