You wake this morning and

>Hey honey, are you doing today? Last night was so amazing, you were so good and big! I never enjoy sex so much in a long time! Teehee, anyway what do you want for Breakfast?

W-What do?

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Go back to sleep

*smothers her with a pillow*
yep time for breakfast

Hey honey, your penis is showing :)

Good thread. Upvoted!

Take off my pant and get ready for Round 2

Vad gör du i min säng gutta??

>she doesn't wake you up a bj
Dump her

She's literally asking what do you want for Breakfast... Just go for it lol

coffee and toasts. spread the butter ton toasts with your dick and mine too

A meaningful thread died for this

>A meaningful thread died for this

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Come on OP you could've at least made the effort and find a picture of a better looking girl

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That's a man, dude.

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>She's literally asking what do you want for Breakfast... Just go for it lol
I'm fully committed to the fantasy aspect of the scenario

>A meaningful thread died for this
Or a... shitty one did

A hole is a hole, there's absolutely nothing wrong with that, user :)

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you're supposed to be the good bf and wake her up with a bj

come on, don't tell me you don't want a gf with a 9 inch boiclitty

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There is no way in the country I live, in Europe, in this planet or the galaxy or in the universe for me to believe that this is a boy...

Why not/ Looks like somebody who was on my wrestling team and he was a corn fed all american BOY

She unironically looks better than most girls. Wouldn't mind dating her, nobody would know she has a penis.

So Pic related is not a boy, which proves my point

I said pic related looks like a boy hows that prove your point my friend

Naah mate Pic related has no masculine features whatsoever, it's easy to recognize a tranny and legit girl, and since it's a girl so that proves my point lol.

look at the size of the palm

except she's loaded with masculine traits what the fuck are you talking about pierre

Not even close Lmao, you need to stop watching/fantasizing about trannies

Look until I get real proofs, this is a girl. Post her IG, Twitter or FB and see what happens... She doesn't look like a man at all foh lmao

It's ~~2019~~ *current year*. Get on with the times
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... You know what, you got me fucked up. Those things need to be exterminated before they harm someone. Wtf is wrong with those people, this is how you give people trust issues

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whatever retard

Hot

My girl always texts me in the morning that I shouldn't forget to eat breakfast

Wow, I thought you'd be mad because I drugged you and had sex with your semi-conscious body, but you're really being a good sport about it!

You have a cute dick btw

God bless Brazil

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duck out and block her on all social media in the hopes she cant contact me.
imagine people finding out you rode a tranny lmao

>you were so good and big
Is that what incels think women are saying? MAXIMUM KEK

t. incel

kys obsessed freak

Do you have confirmation she is a girl (male) or is this just a meme?

You jews are responsible for this, you put chemicals in the water

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Sneaky juice

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you're gay now, enjoy getting cleansed by the Ummah

I wake up

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Lmao

then you brush your teeth

Act like nothing happen and wait for the right opportunity to leave the house and ghost her

Don't worry it's Halal if the penises Don't touches