/éire/

Watching the Hurling or the Rugby, lads?

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>browsing Jow Forums catalog earlier today
>see a /brit/ thread with a curious OP image
>click into it
>thread was made by an Irish flag
How sad.

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Soccer

Hurling takes precedence.

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neither

>be Dub
>get shot

>be Cork
>get beaten by Tipperary

>naoi

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If I advance, follow me. If I retreat, shoot me. If I die, avenge me.

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>deich

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>hair-coloured hairbands

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/marbh/

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>getting sick
>since I'm a NEET I don't get to stay home from anything so everything's like normal except I'm sick

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LOTTA blood just came out me arse lads
blood when wiping isnt anything new but for the first time in my life it seemed like this stuff was still fresh and wet
wasnt too much of it though
should i be concerned?

I had a similar experience a few weeks ago myself. I think it just means you were straining yourself too hard on the toilet. If the logs of shite themselves are bloody, then it's time to see a doctor about arse cancer, otherwise it's just fissures.

Yeah in fairness I was fairly giving the arse muscles a workout, I think I'm fine

Context?

Seems like putting a GPS tracker in these things wouldn't be the worst idea.

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Shalom my friend I didn't think many of the chosen people were around after emigrating to Israel and the UK

Could one walk into the social welfare place and ask to get their payments directly to their bank account rather than having to go to the post office every week?

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>The Government is to provide financial incentives to get parties to select more women candidates for the forthcoming local elections.
>A fund of €500,000 is being made available, part of which will be shared between political parties who show an increase in the number of female candidates running in the elections in May.
>Gender quotas, which were introduced for the last general election, do not apply to local elections.
>However Minister of State for Local Government and Electoral Reform John Paul Phelan said he hopes the provision of a financial incentive will get political parties to stand more women candidates.
>A payment of €100 per female candidate will be made to parties who have increased their female representation when compared to the last local elections in 2014.

>white knights and women will still pretend women don't have it better than men

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Our democracy is flawed.

I warned you about democracy, bro.

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Slightly annoyed lads

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San fran is probably the second most Irish city in America behind Boston. Although Detroit could be too

Hope you look forward to his statue in Doire in ten years time.

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wtf i love san fran now

Fairly sure NY is the 34th county, not san fran. As much as leo and mr o'neill would like.

Yeah there might be a lot of immigrants relative to Ireland but the proportion is pretty low compared to all the other immigrants in New York

The Irish are almost as important to the history of NYC as they are in Boston. It's just they lost their cohesion and were ethnically cleansed by the wasp-jew alliance flooding them and others with blacks to create the paradigm of wasp-jew financial elite ruling over slave races which mass immigration is designed to reproduce on a continental scale in Europe.

Time to work out by beating my sister, me thinks.

I think my headache that's been lasting the last three or so days is beginning to ameliorate.

Look at this fucking normie, just came on for the day.

>Jews and brits are actually demons
>PoC are actually evil monster servants and not people
Shit bait and if you believe even a screed of this you should see a shrink.

mboko

Youd be lucky to have me here for the hour. State of this place now. Sure isn't it basically reddit now?
Bet the guards and media come here all the time now after those incidents.

>gardaí and news reporters come onto /éire/ to investigate us
>they have to wade through smug anime girls and people talking about anal fissures in the hopes of finding some terrorist threat

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We did get screencapped on some website after the brickanon incident.

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Londondoire*

Do you think the Gardaí appreciate all the big anime tiddies that get posted here?

I can't even post dodgy stuff and empty threats here anymore because all VPNs are blocked and Tor etc and don't you know the bastards on here would hand over your info in a heartbeat, likewise with the ISP'SLs. They'd hang you out.
Shower of cunts.

ILL DRIVE A LORRY THROUGH YOUR FRONT DOOR MINISTER

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Bleh

Do it pussy.

Dying to pick up a rifle with brexit looming. Frothing at the mouth at the mere possibility to put a bullet in some brits if anything goes down.
Imperialist scum.

Wasn't there that lad which set himself on fire outside some church in Kildare too? It was kept hushed up and not widely reported.

This sounds like the plot to a creepypasta.

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based

not based

Going to go to the Aran islands this year. Anybody been before? Thinking of inishmaan

They fucking better

I have relatives who live on one of the islands. It's awesome, especially during summer

Yes but only to Inismór. Inismann is supposed to be least touristy if I recall correctly.

>same 15 or so users here as always

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Few redditors too.

You won't be longing seeing everything there is to see on Inismann. still a nice place to go, and stay for a night, have a few drinks in the pub, and talk to some interesting tourists.

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Limerick is a dump. I call it home, or have done for 6 or so years, but it really saddens me walking in town, seeing the grime and the squalor. I feel embarrassed when I see tourists here, to think this is the impression they get of Ireland.

Absolute unit.

That can't be healthy for the cat though.

>I feel embarrassed when I see tourists here, to think this is the impression they get of Ireland.
I know that feel. I almost feel embarrassed when I see a tourist wandering around any of our cities. They could be in any of the beautiful capitals of Europe, but for some reason they chose to come to our ugly, dirty, unaesthetic, overgrown towns.

Maybe she just tied her hair in knots like that?

The only place I'm embarrassed about is Dublin. Even as an Irishman going there is the most unpleasant experience. Can't relax and have to watch your back constantly.

FATTO CATTO

Obese animals is abuse and not cute.

I don't think that's good for one's hair. Seems like it would be difficult to untie at the very least.

Try living in any decent sized city, you sheltered soyboy betacuck

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>get off train at Heuston station
>walk out to Luas concourse
>welcomed to the capital by junkies harassing people for spare change
Ah, the authentic Dublin experience that tourists crave.

Did you ever think that they're here to see the countryside and natural sites and are in town for the hotel?

I can believe that Galway, and Cork leave a decent impression on tourists. Galway is quaint, and bustling. Cork can be a bit drab, but it definitely has some charm. Dublin, and Limerick are disgusting.

>I don't think that's good for one's hair
Haruka is dumb. Plus, apparently many things that women do to their hair is bad for it.

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When I see them wandering around our cities talking photos, no.

The last time I went to Dublin a Middle Eastern man in a nice suit kept trying to talk to me and I couldn't understand what he was saying and he was clearly annoyed by it

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Might as well get some shots of the occasional statue or monument while you're there. If they're taking photos of random shops and abandoned buildings, then that's a different story.

You could have been on the board of directors of an oil company right now if you played your cards right.

>pic
People are giving plenty of reasons for why Dublin is bad.

>If they're taking photos of random shops and abandoned buildings, then that's a different story.
I've seen it happen. I once saw 2 elderly tourists taking photos of graffiti on a dodgy side street.

STRANGER DANGER

I'm aware this is the worst place to ask, but where would people new to Ireland go to meet people? Outside of tinder

Most of us have lived in Ireland all our lives and we still don't know how to meet people.

What's your story? What sort of people are you looking to meet?

You wake up in Edinburgh of the Seven Seas

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The pub probably. Or just befriend your coworkers.

Plot my return.

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Best thing to do would probably join some kind of club, where you can expect regular contact with the same people, that's how you make friends generally. Work gives you that as well.

As for finding clubs to join, maybe facebook can offer suggestions, look at the events. You could join a sports club, or keep an eye out for a 5 - a - side soccer league.
Meetup.com is a good site for finding events/clubs.
Going to the pub by yourself is also an option. Find a cool place that attracts a younger clientele, and become a regular.

Where are you living?

>befriend your coworkers
Dis nigga serious? Normal people have their social circles figured out by age 18, why would anyone prioritise hanging out with someone they work with over their friends they've known for years?

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>Going to the pub by yourself is also an option. Find a cool place that attracts a younger clientele, and become a regular.
>not going to an old man pub to consolidate your power base among the town elders to secure your position as the Big Man of the Town

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Who said anything about them prioritising you? Just that you'd go out for drinks the odd time or something. People might not make friends as easily as they get older, but anyone who completely shuts themselves off to new people once they start college was probably antisocial to begin with.

>thinking the collective owners of 70+% of the parish's land are going to be so receptive to a mere blow-in

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I'm gonna go to Ireland next week and I'm excited. Looking forward to seeing the country. Just wanted to share have a nice day :)

You had me thinking he died on Tristan da Cunha for a second, need to brush up on my Napoleon knowledge desu

You're right, he'll need an "in". Best to get involved with the local GAA club firs.t