/brit/

don't beg for her approval?

What are you even doing here? You'll never fit in. Doesn't make a difference how many times you say lad, mate and gyppo. Cringe poof.

>when someone replies to you in the last thread
sorry cunt new thread new me, not reading whatever boring shit you had to say

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Cannot possibly comprehend this absolute drivel. What are you trying to say here?

I don’t

Yeah, bottle of lucozade.
*gives you 50 pound note*

Another 16 twix fingers, almost finished the ones I got last night

bottle of fizzy water please

The 3th digit of Pi? 4, of course.
*brainmogs you*

big bag of sensations for me mush

>Cannot possibly comprehend this absolute drivel. What are you trying to say here?

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good

americans say gyppo all the time to refer to white niggers

>sensations
fuck off literal millionaire

absolutely based

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lads whats the best bar in tunbridge wells?

Currently doing a poo, ama

mark the permaneet giving gf advice. good on ya

Too be expected desu guess that wojak was accurate

8pack of cheesestrings and the 4 doughnuts for a quid

Yorkie

*puts out hand*
I'm not a fucking charity you fat moochers

how do planes work?

mate it's 1 (one) quid. you must be a NEET.

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It's snowing out what the FUCK

fruit loaf, bottle of bitter lemon and a box of choco leibniz please lad x

holy
fucking
PENG

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fucking hell nevermind

fine
*hands £54 note*
i want the change

*flies past your window*

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this is fucking moronic

the mandem carry knives because apparently they feel they need to (they'll probably end up stabbed if they're not carrying). Giving them a JD voucher does absolutely nothing to address the root cause. They're not going to exchange their stolen ASDA knife for a voucher and suddenly never carry a knife again

in fact I would wager disingenuous "hustling" yutes would actively exploit this man by bringing him new (stolen) knives for free vouchers so they can buy more trainers and puffy jackers

imagine actually thinking this was a clever idea

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false flag

no change lad, I'll give it you tomorrow yeah

What is white? Me? I'm Irish. Imagine being so much of a mix raced mongrel you can only refer to yourself as white. Lmao.

god haxball is so boring but i cant find anything else i want to do

yeah?

you're a charity case more like haha

Top

hero
what are you doing to rid our streets of crime?

this bag looks like a lubed condom wrapper
do the british really eat this?

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you called yourself English the other day

I said white nigger not white x

>do x really do this
fuck off you spastic

Shut up m8 I've made £100 in vouchers so far.

fuck off yank

Doing Jah's work.

Something seriously wrong in your head

Aren't you like 4'8"

Does it make a difference? You're still some mongrelised mutt that is below us native europeans.

Business idea: send them back

inb4 he gets stabbed and his vouchers nicked

>The packaging looks like x so regardless of the contents this isn’t bad
Good on you keeping your flags reputation in order

Did I yeah. I'm ethnically irish though.

The solution to the knife problem is guns

where’s based emmett

bless up my brudda

Hahaha he's right as well they actually do haha

>keeping your flags reputation in order
if i was trying to do this, then i would say i would eat it regardless of what it looks like, as it is known that americans enjoy eating

something about british housing that feels really grim

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>based emmett
I don't know of this man.

would rather be shot than stabbed. not sure why.

They also like making retarded assumptions, sometimes the two cancel out

>something about britain that feels really grim
Ftfy

looks comfy tbqh

have not made one assumption in this thread

english is an ethnicity

what is a rich area in london

tried to 'pray the gay away' but you're all still here

finna bun some maths rah *dabs*

wtf felt like i recognised the street for a second but i just realised it's because housing looks the same

British then.

yeah you'd like to know wouldn't you, you moped phone snatcher

I've been slashed with a knife and have taken a ricochet in the leg. Would say you're not a bad judge

You judged the contents of the sensations and the people who eat them because the bag looks like it should contain condoms

most of it really but kensington & chelsea is generally pretty ridiculous

thought i’d inform you all that your so-called ‘slags’ folder could be considered to be full of category c images which are punishable by law.

youtu.be/VGVv7SQ_jus

not a happy camper
someone has lifted my clothes out of the tumble dryer and took them so I had to do another wash so I have some clothes to wear today
came down to take them out of the washing machine and some cunt had paused the cycle so I had to restart the wash and wait another hour

imagine the smell i.4cdn.org/gif/1552185235087.webm

This song is giving me an eargasm. So much variety in the sound.

>Images involving penetrative sexual activity and/or images involving sexual activity with an animal or sadism

Daren't google this desu

how come you got slashed?

we except any and all immigrants black, brown, or polish as irish so why do you bigoted brits not accept all PoC as English especially when most are born and raised in London in ENGLAND why put them on a lower rank by saying they're just "British"?

that was an observation, then a question
imagine coming into the thread of the home of the english language without being able to speak it

love bands that have qt girls who i would shag if given the opportunity

been barred from entering pontypandy

Kingston-upon-Thames is the richest bit I think.