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Wotan

Tune

youtu.be/IFfLCuHSZ-U

Be nice to the birds but not women init. Stuff they don't teach you at school

Theres a good few women engineers, I see them every now and again at work

I remember yer mam's O-face after I spaffed in her.

automating a poo

who do you think runs the jews?

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Readypill meon Gaddis' The Recognitions

Is it worth a read?

based and cute and smart

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is 4channel going to get blocked in april

chelshit

no because it's not a porn website

i know
and they can somehow transmit human faces, and the reputation attached to that face, to other crows
they did a study
i peeked through the curtain and one is in a tree looking at my flat now
am thinking of cooking some bacon bits and chucking it out for them
downstairs neighbour would think i'm mental though
imagine an experiment where you get two crows and torment one and feed the other and see which one is believed by the crow community

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Hows that then

Getting into painting me

Oh shit man, how will I recover from this one

Sweet ink

Im getting into fingerpainting with your mum

are they going through with the block? i support it

uncalled for, and frankly crass and tasteless comment

Oi oiiiiiii haha bit of beige on the clit ey x

Kek, do it and post your findings here, sounds like a great laugh

they do meme engineering like biomedical and spend their days working with disabled patients

as in you're painting or you're interested in paintings

check out my new soy based replacement meal drink

would be funny if jfs started spamming porn on 4channel in order to get it blocked.

Absolutely, worth a read.

Also use this reader's guide to pick up on the many, many references Gaddis uses:

williamgaddis.org/recognitions/I1summar.shtml

One of the best books I've ever read t b h

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simply the best

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This machine creates little black squash balls
I sure love to make little black squash balls

14 years but finally figured it out

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just bought some dank memes down at the reddit house

they've fallen over for a start mate

might buy a mcdonalds uniform and wear it around everywhere for the laugh

>5’3

arsenal and chelsea are the english equivalent of real betis

post war Britain must have been a weird place. basically no lads around.

why is it called a triforce? honestly don't get it.

Oh my days government needs to open up mental hospitals next to tattoo parlours 2bh

plenty of us yanks about to repopulate for you

average height in ireland

Has anyone else noticed that the Burger King uniform is meant to look like a burger? Imagine wearing burger merch.

false valour but where you demand to be unduly treated like shit

animals are mentally just like little kids
the ones in the wild are streetwise though like those child soldiers in africa
whereas domesticated ones are daft and muck about

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I HAVE MADE A PEACEFUL AND LEGITIMATE REQUEST DESMOND

haha wey ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Thank god next weekend is a bank holiday, booked friday and tuesday off as well for good measure

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Pisses me off that I never learned to triforce properly

watching Leaving Neverland and they're now getting into the horrible details :[

they reckon the very smartest dogs have about the same intelligence as a child so yeah spot on really liked this post look forward to more of the same in future

reckon 4channel was created as a sfw website in part because of the incoming porn bans
you'll be alright lad
you brits are a core part of what makes Jow Forums interesting. it wouldn't be right without you guys around

Which would be above average for the rest of manlet Britain

Stole a tesco uniform so I could walk out back to their staff store and get food for 1p because it was on it's sell-by date.

zandalar FOREVER

Looks like this in the Netherlands

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shut up you fat massively cringey twat
shut up, fuck off, simple as

Jow Forums without british people would be so weird

Well actually it was made because Hiro is a greedy kikejap but it works out as greed always favours the British.

the uk lost less than 1% of its population of 47,760,000 through ww2

shan't

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wheres the top bun?

hahahaaha seething little boy

Would like to buy a McDonald's Uniform too, but so I can walk into any McDonald's and quickly go behind the counter, grab what I can and quickly walk out. Have looked online but can't find any proper uniforms for sale.

The employees head, assuming they’re white

I'm glad that now the population has almost literally doubled that the island is self is twice as big.

The Reptilians

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these hashbrowns are proper fucking naughty like

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how much of the population is aged 18-25?

As in me painting or well really me trying to. Know someone who is quite a good painter and have been nagging them with questions for ages on specific types of paints and shit. Have no idea, just got into it so I'm in that phase where I'm still a retard and just stumbling about with no clue which will probably be the case for years. The technical side of it is fucking complex when you actually get into it. In retrospect (after only a brief experience even attempting), I feel it's almost too easy for people to look at a painting and say, "Yeah so what? it's just painting a picture, anyone can do that" type of stuff which you heat a lot.. but no, actually they fucking can't do that at all, it's fucking hard
Do you know anything about it? I'm all ears if so

Probably means ww1

Reckon my HVAC uniform could get me in most commercial buildings. They never ask questions, I just say I'm here with [my company] to do the maintenance and walk on through.

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>little
Now now shortstuff

my Sunday afternoon

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oi where the fuck is hull?
it's a damn sight bigger than worksop or chesterfield
and wtf is "settle?"
no hull, no grimsby, but oh them in settle need to know the weather

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*peers over the FT*
*shakes head*
*returns to the FT*

It's probably because they're super strict about you keeping uniform after you leave for this very reason.

ok, that's problematic af
lets unpack this

why would you post this
are you mentally ill

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an inhuman, insectoid race

what's the british equivalent to king of the hill?

would love a maccies breakfast rn

i'd love it if we made it

*wears a hivis*
*gets in to basically any building without question*