/brit/

Me and my sister

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Wanking to tranny porn again lads

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Rowan Atkinson is a highly based British icon

but muh curvy bananas

Weather is great right now.
Sun has gone down a bit so it's his dark grey windy and rainy scene, straight out of a old seaman's painting.

big balloons desu

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*stares at you*

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It’s so comical how enfactuated Americans in this thread have a delusional sense of belonging in some imagined anglosphere gentleman’s club when in reality they are a Spanish enclave and couldn’t be any further removed from British culture.

Ireland or Australia are infinitely more culturally intelligible than the spicnited shits of shartmerica.

youtube.com/watch?v=ouvitGsX69Y

What a fucking CHOOOOOOOOOON

kill yourself sueposter

>He warned parents that Tinky Winky could be a covert homosexual symbol, because "he is purple, the gay pride colour, and his antenna is shaped like a triangle: the gay pride symbol."[80] The BBC made an official response, explaining that "Tinky Winky is simply a sweet, technological baby with a magic bag."[81] Ken Viselman of Itsy-Bitsy Entertainment commented, "He's not gay. He's not straight. He's just a character in a children's series."[82]

lmao

need a versatile trans mummy gf

What the fuck did you just call him

sounds grim

Not the sueposter, have a beautiful full head of hair.

i Think a good way to market your music is make a catchy ep singles and then when it catches on with big labels you start making songs like "we are your friends.. we're on your side" since their is a loneliness epidemic at epidemic proportions in our society

also songs about how "_we_) will prevail" and what not. the the peoples together

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any BFI Southbank man in

doing a poo

>a triangle: the gay pride symbol
is it really
thought it was just something the krauts used to stick on their chest

don't make me do this mate

I've spent time living both in the US and China with lots of foreigners
It made me realise that culturally Brits are closer to Europeans than Americans, but closer to the Irish and Australians than Continentals

apparently brum's going thru a bit of a boom and isn't a complete shithole anymore
that true?

you need to calm down

have a cillian

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I think about my happiest times
And one of them was, sat in bed
Watching a documentary on murderers
A bear cat, a mimosa and a view of arcady

not in a few years more an ICA man nowerdays

sniveling little soy history student in here

a highly based British icon, problem?

your mum in the yellow bit

Why are the American posters of this general so fucking awful, they are really, really bad. Look at this shit:

It’s not even funny or intelligent shitposting like that of the Australians, it’s just autistic shit. They need to fuck off and die.

awful sound systems in their screens

>am a virgin
>can't stand women
>probably gay/bi
>don't want my first sexual experience to be with a guy
>still want a gf/wife
>still want kids

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No, I said that Anglos were smart and funny.
Oh crap, you can't read! AHAHAHA your dumb! hehe

awful seats as well desu but they show more stuff I want to see and I live nearer.

If anything I drink TOO much water

He's Roe Atka

spot on paddy my son

oh come off of it you bloody wanker !

8^)

The implication is that you falsely perceive Americans to be Anglo, it’s almost explicit. You’re not.

reminds me of a story where some yank radio station was giving away a Wii when they were impossible to get
you had to drink a load of water but a woman drunk too much and died

no fun allowed

is this image sfw? if not i'll delete

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Reckon this is the greatest piece of musical innovation ever exported from the city of manchester

youtu.be/LTKORcr1jhY

I never brought up Americans. I was talking specifically as a group Anglos are smart and funny and that is why some people like them regardless of nationality.

got a crumb of these stuck in my eyes

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It’s not fun, it just degenerates the quality of this general to unfathomable depths, nobody cares for your autistic nonsense. Fuck off.

reckon it's alright

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get in there tismo my son

Shut the fuck up and die you stupid fucking cunt

but cillian posting is based

why is the boy in a crop top and why does she touch him

Fuck off you spastic retard

...

her bangs his sister as well

mad lad

getting the daily dose of tank chats

AWOOOOGA
*eyes pop out of their socket*
*mouth drops on the floor*
*tongue rolls out like a carpet*
*heart starts beating though my chest*

nobody cares like, just fuck off

>run into old coworker, whom'st was a bitch and had a crush on me, whilst walking around the local mall
>she runs up to me
>says "hi user how are you?"
>i'm alright
>she asks "still a virgin? haha"
>yup
>"you don't have to be"
>say sorry you're not my type and it's not because you're fat it's because you're a bitch
>she storms off and i never see her again

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>garlic bread with mozzarella (basically an oily naan with some cheese on it)
>£5.70 from prezzo
fuck off you cunts!!!!!!!!!!!!!

trannies got absolutely BTFO last night

it's a Beijing Bikini and it's China so there's no such thing as personal space

This board hasn't changed since it was first created, unlike nearly every other board on the site.

Prezzo near me shut down
90% sure because that town isn't upmarket enough for one and the other town that is already has a pizza express
never got the hype

is tranny discord the newest iteration of leftypol?

I think it's nice, always liked storms. (at least when I'm inside)

youtube.com/watch?v=9fLkML4J81U
where were YOU, /brit/?

Why do you lie so much, it’s so fucking obvious and it’s actially embarassing, it makes me feel embarrassed knowing that some autistic loser who probably has a multitude of other mental problems has skipped his halpidol shot and is now prolifically lying and posting fucking nonsense on a niche subsection of Jow Forums every day for hours, not only is your autism confined to /brit/ but I also see you lying prolifically on other boards

You are a creepy cunt and should unironically kill or admit yourself.

okay but i'm still going to post him

The weather outsidei n Newcastle reminds me of the sun setting in summer. comfy

what happened
did dave go on a mad one about trannies?

He's a mental case you freak

In Dave's mind

Why you being so rude mate? Why cant you just ignore him like a good leprechaun?

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actually happened
her name's natasha
i have her phone number

Lads why do you permit Americans to pollute this general. Shouldn’t you actively be trying to prevent this?

Loads of trannies were posting tranny propaganda in here and men in dresses

youtube.com/watch?v=MSwVVqXYlQo

Doin a laugh

how come you dont just fuck off back to eire you little cum stain

yeh I don't think the food quality is good enough to merit what they charge. at least at pizza express you always have a deal so you pay half price - also better food from PE. I never go to zizzi anymore for same reason food quality just isn't high enough for their prices, might as well go to your local italian instead probably cheaper and better.

used to like storms when i was a kid but now I have a computer and headphones I don't care
i reckon if I had a gf getting comfy with her on the DFS sofa, logging in to Just Eat and ordering a Chinese, and turning on the Sky+ HD box and firing up last night's I'm a Celeb would be great

Just remembered Dave got doxxed

listening to the frank skinner absolute podcast again for the first time in a month or so
forgot how good it is
mebbe the best podcast going

Because I don’t post abject shit, reckon shitheads like you should also be deported back to /cum/

it's all real mate

really like the Peter Jordanson one

look at you getting all aggy "wahhh i dont like what they posted wahhh" fuck off you're not british so jog the fuck on to your own general you little cum seep. go chomp on a potato and tug yourself silly to anime you chimp

youtube.com/watch?v=KJrf878k_SM

Any one ever get this overwhelming urge to go out to sea?

I've accidentally doxxed myself once but literally nothing came out of it because I'm a good poster

>£
Is this a Lira?