abstract feels edition
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Xavier Sanchez
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Nolan Thompson
"My KANG... permission to speak freely, sir."
You nod your acquiescence, your stomach sinking as you guess at his question.
"My lord... forgive me, but how? What gives us the right? A billion lives..."
You speak without turning to him, unable to take your eyes off Europe, as it vaporizes into a cloud of super-heated gasses twelve miles across and growing ever-wider. "If you only knew the full treachery of the Wh*Toids, First Officer Daquan, one which is beyond most any man's comprehension... then you would know. You would speak of our right to annihilate them? We've no right to let them live."
"But... sir? wh*Toids, all of them? Surely, among the hundreds of thousands. How many innocents-"
"Silence! Speak of it no more - KARA BOGA has spoken, his will be done. The task set to us is a horrible one, not fit for contemplation or questioning. There is no room for pity, no room for remorse - only *duty.*"
The two of you stand silently for a time, watching the last minutes of Europe. At long last you sigh... a low, stuttering exhalation that sounds as if something has broken inside you. Beneath the brazen plate that covers the ruined half of your face, your dead eye begins to weep...
"Daquan... my brother... I would have you understand. I know now, as I look down at what I have wrought here, that were I to think upon what I have done... what I have *truly* done... I would be struck mad. A deed such as this... the anguish would overwhelm, destroy me. So, First Officer Daquan, it must be that there *are* no innocents in Europe... no mothers, no children, no *people.* Only wh*Toids. Vile, cunning wh*Toids, who deserve no less than the full brunt of KARA BOGA's holy wrath. Do you understand this?"
"Y-yes, my KANG."
"Good. Now go... I wish to be alone, here."
Daquan bowed his head and returned below deck, leaving you to stand over the end of a civilization..
Christopher Bell
>tfw bored but have a feeling of impending doom
Isaac Gonzalez
Spot of the old doom will liven things up a bit lad
Gabriel Bailey
same but about no deal brexit
Eli Baker
iktfb
Wyatt Garcia
the protoboyfriend is being deported after the business that were sponsoring his visa changed their mind
im seeing him for the last time on friday
what do you think we should do?
so far im thinking either
1) casual netflix and chill thing like nothing is happening
2) getting drunk together and listening to Beach House while sitting on the roof of his apartment block for hours
3) /nightwalk/
4) nice sunny picnic
Michael Nelson
2?
Austin Powell
Do women even realise that their pussies stink like rotten fish?
Surely they notice the smell every time they take a piss or sniff their fingers after masterbating.
Dylan White
*masturbating
James Gomez
>if anywhere needs a regime change it's south africa
alri
Xavier Perry
Luke Diaz
vf
Zachary Hall
dunno what your comment has to do with your pic because fish fingers smell lovely
my foreman grill smelled a bit rough after using it to cook fish fingers and not cleaning it for a bit though
Angel Hall
Are you listening to LBC too mate?
Give poofter Nick a call.
Nicholas Watson
ah yes, because bellends smell like roses
virgin freak
Ryder Carter
I read it as "My foreskin" kek
Landon Richardson
You ring him you cunt
Connor Brooks
got a fantasy where i'm a cute lesbian and victoria legrand is my wife
Ian Miller
business idea: rose-scented bellend cream
Julian Rogers
>Listening to LBC
Bloody hell
Logan Young
My bellend doesn't smell of anything. What does your smell like? You might have a problem there mate.
Dominic Campbell
just use palmers cocoa butter
Nicholas Fisher
doesn't farage have a show on that station?
i'd listen to farage
Lucas Edwards
Alright think I'm gonna hit the proverbial hay
Jonathan Hall
You gay or something? Is he?
Adrian Carter
Top tier Album desu
Anthony Evans
Nick Abbott is like the night-time version of James O'Brien
Colton Davis
*tips fedora*
Easton Morris
yeh and yeh
Christian Bailey
Jose Jones
I like these LotR memes
David Richardson
turn on the bright feels
Luke Phillips
I just cooked Birdseye fish fingers and they smell like vag.
William Hernandez
Joseph Williams
Does your gaydar go off for Nick Abbott?
Jose Bennett
Can't decide whether to end it all before I'm 60 or try and go for the big 100
Owen Lee
you know it never ceases to amaze me how much mj transformed from when he was in the jackson 5 to his later years , i mean i know he had vitiligo so he lost pigmentation but still
Jayden Morales
homosexual pedophile
Asher Foster
omg dolphins are so smart, humans are evil and dumb x
Gavin Gutierrez
Miss ads like this
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Joseph Fisher
why not suck him off?
Jonathan Long
almost started crying before
I'm in shambles
Aiden Jenkins
Throw enough cash at a plastic surgeon and your own grandmother won't recognise you, and not just because she's blind
Kevin Taylor
need to acquire an exceptional amount of money
Josiah Baker
i did that last time we met
he was a bit too sad to finish though :(
which was a shame because i was on really good form, and it was an S-tier blowjob - unfortunately wasted on him i guess
Zachary Martin
youtube.com
this is actually such a banger
Dominic Howard
look out comin throo
Colton Sullivan
seems a bit gay but who am i to judge
Austin Hall
actually i consider myself rather lucky
(conditional on the fact i was ALSO born in a country where nobody is going to decapitate me for being gay)
the heterosexual dating scene is grim as fuck
i would for sure be a sad incel if it wasnt for me being gay
Robert Long
I'm going to college
Ryder Foster
classic ad
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Samuel Torres
charming and cheeky
crude and vulgar
Ethan Phillips
ugh just realized classes start again tomorrow and i still have all the responsibilities i had before spring break
Jack Butler
why?
Luis Myers
very excited for whatever is going to happen judging by all the comments mentioning it
cant wait
Isaiah Cruz
Baby kangaroos are like THAT?
Liam Baker
Caleb King
>I looked her up about ten years ago and even sent her an email. She was really friendly and adorable.
what the fuck
Christopher Hill
is it weird knowing you'll never impregnate a woman?
Dominic Hall
Camden Gonzalez
any yanks remember this one
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Aaron Stewart
'dit
Daniel Allen
ah great the bradleyposter is here
Dylan Powell
Ryder Sanders
here we are.....
Logan Smith
i definitely want kids
preferably via surrogate because i want my genetic line to continue and family is important to me
so i will
Charles Martin
are you an englishman in the states or a desperate to fit in self-aggrandizing "yank"
Jonathan Myers
i'd kill myself too if i had that thing staring at me all night
Carter Cruz
is anti vaxing an anglo thing?
Easton Gomez
the traditionalist homosexual
not even an uncommon archetype, history is full of old-fashioned men who happened to be gay
Noah Allen
> daddy, why do the others kids have a mommy but I don't?
Daniel Wright
Robert Ortiz
I find it humourous that people on here think videos like that will get played by anyone here who see that type of thumbnail
Aaron Ward
do you remember the commercial or not
Nicholas Garcia
wish i could get into CS Lewis' philosophy
finding it a bit oblique
Daniel Baker
what kind of men do you like?
Grayson Davis
>daddy, why do you let Jamal sleep in mommy's bed every Friday?
Aiden Martin
sometimes i go down twitter rabbit-holes, checking out the accounts that other accounts like and retweet and reply to
what i've discovered is that twitter is a site that is just full of echo chambers, subcultures, communities living in their own bubbles, with very little communication with communities outside of their bubble. it's incredibly tribal and incestuous.
right now i've found myself stuck in African Foreign Affairs twitter, where it's largely State Department employees, civil servants, journalists who specialise in this, and academics who research it
Cooper Turner
>RORKE'S IN TROUBLE HERE FOLKS, HE'S HURT BAD
Jordan Miller
is this shopped or do americans really look like this?
John Cruz
hmm as apposed to /brit/ which certainly isn't any of those things
Adrian Allen
We're you the lad who posted the abolition of man earlier?
Connor Davis
I like two types
1) young twink-like and slightly alternative men with strong facial features like good jaws and cheekbones (pic related for example)
2) slightly older (25ish) and visibly strong men, like powerlifters, with traditionally masculine features who are nonetheless cultured sweethearts on the inside
Adrian Morales
shan't be reading this reddit space novel
Cameron Bailey
i mean if anything it's an apt description for the whole internet. incredibly tribal. ironic because in the late 90s people were so optimistic, thinking the internet would open up the whole world to each other, but all it's done is close ourselves off in different ways
Ethan Bailey
nope
im currently reading The Pilgrims Regress, havent even started The Abolition Of Man yet
Luis Peterson
Cast your critical eye elsewhere
Noah Anderson
Just had a read of Tony Blair’s wee article in Techcrunch
Liam Baker
that kids ugly as fuck holy shit
Carson Wood
For me it's slightly twinkish guys in their mid 20s, not too femm, clean shaven, no piercings or tattoos, who are relatively sophisticated with university educations but still take dick like a champ
Daniel Morgan
Observant post
Colton Roberts
places on Jow Forums gets raided all the time
Zachary Murphy
Tony Blair said it was irresponsible to leave the EU without a deal but it was also irresponsible to invade Iraq but that didn't stop him did it
Joshua Russell
do you fuck them in their shitholes?
John Gonzalez
its funny because all my friends say the same, and tell me hes uggo
but i still legitimately think hes the most attractive person ive ever met
something about him uniquely "clicks" with me, cant explain it
he has a unique face that i am really into
Ryan Perry
if you don't take it up the ass and daydream of having a surrogate, you're a cuck?