You wake up in Milan, Lombardy

You wake up in Milan, Lombardy
>what do?

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Find you

collect wood

Take a train to Bolzano to get away from all the shitskins.

and do what? >:3

Rob tourists
Move to Naples and keep robbing tourists, especially yanks and gooks

thats napoleon forum in picrelated, i was expecting a better answer

Bolzano is the definition of boring shithole

not him but i'd cum in your mouth

tiroleans are northern terroni, fucking parasites

cum in bum :3

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Join mafia

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Naples is out territory, fucker

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Book a flight to Rome

Keep SEETHING, worthless pastanigger.

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>qui sono questo sissi
>te uccido
*pew pew*

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attend politecnico di milano and shitpost on 4channel

South Tirol is a province, therefore compare it with Milan province that has a GDP per capita of almost 90k€
You, like scandis, like to lie using fake or misleading indexes. Fuck off.

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Leave

My comparison is for provinces, you illiterate negroid. Your pic is for cities only.

I went there with my gf this last weekend, really loved the city, reminded me of Madrid

>what are provinces
>what are regions

South Tirol is a province you fucking krautnigger, you were comparing regions with one province stupid useless kartoffelnneger.
Also, more than 1/3rd of South tiroleans live in one city that are known being more efficent for economy, meanwhile Milan province has only 1/10th of Lombardy's population
Lombards are more efficent than tiroleans, who even needs gibs to survive, all germanoids are fucking useless terroni, I wish they could fuck off and leave us turning the alps into some fucking profit. Truly useless people.

>muh bureaucratic semantic games
Autonomous provinces are equal in all but name to regions as regards governance. Keep coping though, it's entertaining.

holy shit based
tiroleans btfo

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>Lombards are more efficent than tiroleans, who even needs gibs to survive
Imagine being THIS deluded and assblasted.

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Go visit a nice girl I know from Milan.

>he keeps comparing a small province with entire regions
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MY KRAUT ASS IS BURNINNNGGGGG

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South Tyrol is for poor people, Swiss are our best friends

Look for a qt Italian gf and some nice food

See

Remember that my grandparents are dead and their house there was sold, therefore realize i have no reason to be there anymore if not to visit the Duomo and the metro for a nostalgia trip.

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Get mugged by an n word

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Kill myself so i will die in a better place, not in post soviet shithole