>third worlders wake up to pic related with their beautiful gf at 11AM every day before having a coconut for breakfast and going surfing for the rest of the day
>meanwhile I have to wake up at 6 and drive for 2 hours just to get to work on time, I get paid less than nothing and I'm expected to do this for at least 40 years straight
why are third worlders so arrogant and pathetic? you live in paradise while first worlders slowly kill themselves out of despair
dude you live in australia
to be fair he could be of the shitty part of australia, in that case i would move to thailand and buy a tight ladyboy
>their beautiful gf
>beautiful
>gf
i wish i dont wake up at all
why do people keep making these stupid threads? is it just one person?
you have to understand that their countries are filled with piles of garbage and filled with low iq individuals who think white people are magic
What bullshit are you talking about?
What do third worlders do when they need a doctor or something that doesn't grow on a tree?
There are no hospitals or supermarkets in the jungle
To be honest, we kinda are.
>Living in paradise
>Needing a doctor
Only f*rst w*rlders manage to fuck things up that doctors are needed in the frst place
>doctor doesn't grow on a tree
>wake up at 6 and drive for 2 hours just to get to work on time
People in the capital wake up at 5AM and go through 3 hours commute just to get to work, and 3 hours going home.
It's consistently voted the city with the worst traffic on earth.
Get off your high horse, firstie.
Some company should invent drone delivery so that I can live on an unregistered island in Indonesia and still order stuff from Amazon
who the fuck keeps making this bait, i feel like sooner or later im gonna take it
based eurocentrist
we have the village shaman, Hans
he's also the village rapist but ehh, you just live with it
Why don't you move to an island? can't be worse than this
I go nuts just having to commute 2 hours a day (1 hour each way)
It's so bad that tomorrow I will have to talk with my company because I either need to reduce my hours or need a significant raise to endure this
If I wouldn't be making semi-good money I would just quit and live in a tropical paradise
he's already on an island
Pay me to move to an(other) island
also pay for my internet connection, solar panels, house, etc
then i'll consider
I mean a small island
big islands on which you can drive 3 hours to work don't feel like islands
what do people really do if they need a hospital or dentist while living in a remote place?
A house in indonesia is 2000-5000 Euro
I could become an illegal immigrant and buy one without the government ever knowing that I exist
>what do people really do if they need a hospital or dentist while living in a remote place?
Either go to a city hospital/to a local doctor/ one of the quack doctors (last resort)
there's nothing on small islands. and small islands would probably sink in a few decades
how remote? there are usually small clinics in villages here. if you're talking really, really remote like impenetrable papuan jungle remote, then idk.
You still need to commute in a small island. I've been driving 2 hours daily for 3 years now. At least you have 10/10 roads.
We sacrifice the sick to the river god.
It's true, my ex came with me to my mothers pacific island country and stayed with us for two months. Literally all we did every day was wake up in the afternoon, usually scavenge a coconut or two on the way down to the beach and drink the coconut water/eat the coconut flesh. For snacks we'd just buy sugar cane to chew and lunch/dinner would be fresh fish.
Isn't that literally Darwin?
There's the local village doctor, town clinic, or the village shaman (if someone cursed you, I'm a lawyer and I legit believe curses and voodoos are real I've seen it in action)
I go to work by train actually which is nice because I can sleep or read on the way, but it still sucks because in the morning I have to rush to catch the train, I can't regulate the temperature, there are (loud sub)humans in the train etc. but worst of all I can't just lie down and relax
after work and in the morning after getting up my brain is toast and I can't concentrate on anything anyway
commuting is the most soul draining part of modern life
>we'd just buy
How do you earn money from going to the beach and drinking coconut water?
talking about stereotypes. I live in a fucking mountain and saw tje ocean for the first time at age 12. I've only been to the ocean like 3 times in my life
>village shaman (if someone cursed you, I'm a lawyer and I legit believe curses and voodoos are real I've seen it in action)
elaborate
Also what does your mother do to get healthcare and goods of everyday life such a toothpaste and shampoo?
Okay so there is basic healthcare in villages. But what if something serious happened such as being attacked by a poisonois animal?
We have an anti-muslim / save Europa server
discord uAgB8u
We don't get white people disease
How is PR? Been thinking of taking a job there but apparently it’s a dump? I just want to live in the tropics the gulf coast is too cold and northerly for me.
>being attacked by a poisonous animal
most locals know not to fuck with poisonous animals. but if they do get bit, they usually have some sort of remedy to treat it. if not, then pray that the clinic has something.
>this is what firstoids unironically believe
Kys
It's a shithole, but things could change as Puerto Ricans go extinct from having negative birth rates. Best case scenario is that the island is filled with better people as the local population dwindles
you have it easy you just sit down and do nothing for 2 hours daily, I have to dodge potholes and assholes on my way to and back from college 4 days a week.
what kind of job?
it's comfy and peaceful at least for me but I live nowhere near San Juan or any other big city
The village people know how to deal with it, or get the local poison expert (there's almost always one)
There was a village shaman in my rural area that loved to curse people a lot
Didn't believe it at first until my cousin got cursed
He got sick in Cali and went to a hospital there. Doctors didn't know what disease he had.
My grandpa said he felt like someone cursed him so we got our local shaman/priest to find out who cursed him (if ever)
So, yeah, the shaman/priest gave us a name and address of the man who cursed my cousin, and we confronted the guy (a distant relative of ours)
At first the guy refused to talk to us, then the shaman/priest did shaman stuff and got the curse out of my cousin, eventually the guy admitted he cursed my cousin
Miraculously my cousin was healthy as hell after just a few days after the curse was lifted
So yeah I believe curses are real unironically
Yeah I heard a ton of them have also left the island after that hurricane, so maybe I can help fill the vacancies lol.
Environmental work, would be based out of San Juan unfortunately but mostly field work. Pay isn’t great but I don’t care I just want to live near nice beaches and tropical forest and sail around the islands. Also I love tropical plants and figure easier than growing them in subtropical climate is to just move to the tropics lol.
Australia is proof that tropical shitholes can be developed. My city has highland oceanic weather similar to the southernmost area of Australia or tasmania, but drier thanks to altitude, and I feel like I would die by the heat or the poisonous creatures everyone associates the rest of australia with