Why are Poles LARPing as Sarmatians if Iranian tribes never lived there, but only in Ukraine and Russia?

Doesn't matter, this thread is about Eastern European plain.

Goths and Finns are the same people
we are brothers

it looks retarded, i doubt that finno-ugric niggers ever lived that far south in sweden

Good question overall, I've read somewhere than Ukrainians have huge non-Slavic Iranian ancestry so I doubt they were same people

So Russians' ancestors Aryanized Iran and India?

>germanic, iberian and celtic in 500 ad

mmmh, and this is based on what? afaik visigoths didn't speak a germanic language at that point. suebi probably still did considering when the came many of them were pagans but they were in Gallecia

alans i presume, we also got some of them

>visigoths didn't speak a germanic language at that point
What do you think they spoke?

Ukrainians pretend to be Slavs, Poles pretend to be Sarmatians, lol.

vulgar latin with some germanic borrowed words related to war that we still use today like guerra, notice that before moving to Iberia they were in the eastern part of the empire for two centuries and were integrated in the roman society

gib ukrainian gf

I can give you cigarettes and / or drugs. Pan policeman forbade me to engage in the slave trade.

You're genetically most similar to non-North Russians, Belarusians, Poles and Slovaks.

russians and belarusians are not as much neolithic farmer as the rest

>that gothic in crimea and latin in berytus
that's a good map

Jesus, what a mess in crumbling Roman empire.

It's true.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alans
>Upon theHunnicdefeat of the Goths on the Pontic Steppe around 375AD, many of the Alans migrated westwards along with variousGermanic tribes. TheycrossedtheRhinein 406AD along with theVandalsandSuebi, settling inOrléansandValence. Around 409 AD, they joined the Vandals and Suebi in the crossing of thePyreneesinto theIberian Peninsula, settling inLusitaniaandCarthaginensis. The Iberian Alans were soundly defeated by theVisigothsin 418 AD and subsequently surrendered their authority to theHasdingiVandals.In 428AD, the Vandals and Alans crossed theStrait of GibraltarintoNorth Africa, where they founded apowerful kingdomwhich lasted until its conquest by theByzantineEmperorJustinian Iin the 6th century AD.

Good lord, this map is moronic

How so?

in hinduism diev is a god while ahura is an evil god/demon
in iranic zoroastrianism however, ahura is literally god and diev is an evil entity, perhaps a demon or an evil god
now if we take a look at the polish language, specifically at the word for devil, whi is diabeł, we can immediately see the similarities between dieva and diabeł
as we know, japanese people can't pronounce the sound "v" and subsitute it with "b" in katakana, as it's similar and interchangable with the v sound, this has also happened in many other cultures across the world
so, over time diev evolved into dieb, and dieb evolved into diabeł, in accordance with linguistic evolution rules as proposed by noam chomsky
also, actual sarmatian gravesites have been discovered in poland

the conclusion is that poles obviously are sarmatians since sarmatians were an iranic people and we took the word for diabeł from our ancestors. or, what is more likely, an iranic minority was assimilated by the slavic majority living in poland and influenced the majority to some degree with loan words and cultural customs.

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>samioids that far south
fake news

Why? Most Norwegians I've seen had obvious Lappish features

not an argument

So the visigothic kingdom in Spain spoke vulgar Latin?

>tfw alans will never be back

at least we have the ossetians

My brethren got genocided by the indo-niggers.

>says indo-nigger

I am Finno-Ugric BVLL!

Says Indo-nigger

Hungarians are mostly pre-IE

TE VAGY AZ INDO_KUTYA!!!!! REEEEEEEEE

INDO NIGGER

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to expand on this: the word for god in baltic languages is dievus, which shows the massive distance between baltic and slavic languages
their word for god is our word for devil

Im lithuanian it's dievas

Iranian? you do mean Persian dont you? vlad?

Do you have a higher res pic Ivan?

Christcucks probably just tried to paint the old gods as devils because they're insecure about their garbage religion succeeding when against superior paganism

The elite without a doubt. They probably even got a classical education so they could read the likes of Livy. Their servants, soldiers, families, etc most likely spoke a creolized Vulgar Latin with some Gothic influence. After spending so much time in Roman society little of their original culture (they even converted to Christianity en masse) remained.

Didn't DNA testing show that Poles, Ukrainians, and Belarussians had Sarmatian ancestry?

The theory being that the early Slavs absorbed many different peoples.

das rite, celtic boi
imma conquer your shitty kingdom

>now if we take a look at the polish language, specifically at the word for devil, whi is diabeł, we can immediately see the similarities between dieva and diabeł

you wrote this in jest, but meanwhile, in another Slavic language...

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What?