Britain and France go to war tomorrow

BASED

Most likely it would be Britain, for obvious reasons. Although the Quebecois would probably have some conflicting feelings. It would just be a clusterfuck over here.

alright alright

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America will fight with the French

read again

The boches are with us cretin

Mort aux rosbifs et loyalistes!

riiiiiight
I don't speak german in the first place

ofuck, it's another American War of Independence

Ain’t looking to good for us, calling on children of the commonwealth, aswell as Portugal, wops, ruskis, chinks, japs, and whoever else

Why would they help you?

>ruskis, chinks and japs siding with england
lmao

Surelly UK
Better language, culture, manly people, rich and honorable history, have never lost a war against Russia.

France is just a meme nowadays

Nice bait

This

Spain + England againt France and Germany

beutiful

stfu you silly wanker
soon the real men will show your women what is the real wild love is

15 minutes of drunken Ivan making excuses as to why he can't get it up.

Nice bait

Spain's not involved

To oppose the frogs and the yanks???

Netherlands joins the Anglo team

Is it true that there is a sizeable Anglophile population in Russia that want to reestablish the Russian monarchy?

Can't wait to annex your ''country''

''Moge God, Frankrijk straffen''

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youtube.com/watch?v=NieKfRjgy5U

I've never heard of it so probably no. Monarchy in 21-st century is meaningless if it doesn't give you billions of pounds being a huge brand. Although we've got a totalitarianism
already so what's the point?

Oh, piss off, Italy, you ain't fooling anyone

;_;

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Based Spen
France, Italy, Spain, Romania...can we count on Portugal?

update the map

*sips*

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Shiiiieeeet

i think we can rely on nordics supporting britain

im with France

based scottish

i'm English

Scot? Am I supposed to indicate a separatist movement?

Obviously France, who would willingly choose to ally an angl*Id?

yikes

French are still a bunch of pussies though

France since I have an insignificant amount of French ancestry whereas I don't have any Anglo

No, i'm a fit young English lad reporting for duty

A new front has opened up

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>Who are you siding with Jow Forums?
I wish it were France, my country is the biggest Franciaboo, it's actually kinda weird how even people of the lowest social class are at least neutral towards France, despite them being the most vulnerable to constant brainwashing on TV (yurop is bad type of propoganda). The more educated Russian is, the more he is fond of your country.

But the thing is, everytime there was a big conflict in continental Europe, UK somehow managed to make Russia to fight for their interests and do all the dirty work for them.
If it all depends on my decision, then we're siding with France, but realisticly i doubt we'd be able to break the vicious cycle

>This whole thread

And i thought France was more hated than the *nglos

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Same desu :(

really? i think your just fishing for validation here mate.
Anglos get a ton of shit but we thrive in the banter storms.

based traitor

hmmmmm sorry sweetie, but you'll have to deal with QVÉBEC BVLLS

based

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Russia, we'll end this cycle once and for all.
Join us in the War of European Purification against the eternal Anglo, let's fight side by side like brothers.

I don't join either. I decide both UK and France are hotbeds of radical islam and bomb both countries into dust, fuck Europe

Turk here. Netherlands and Turkey join England

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Québécois would be a fith column. Canada would officially side with us

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Certainly siding with Britannia

sorry, d*asporafags' opinion doesn't matter

JOIN THE BLUE SIDE OF THE FORCE

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Can you read?

My question to Ameribros is why do you side with England when you sided with France in order to fight Brits and gain your freedom?

fuck of m8. we shall kick those francos out of the continent. They are just gays and naggers fuck em

It's has to be England.

>the only reason Poland exists today is because of Napoleon
>200 years later Franciszek decides France is evil and joins the perfidious Albion

Grinçant

t. British agent

cringe

With the current teams, the Anglo-Russian alliance is winning in Europe, while the yanks stomp the Canadians in the first few days with the help of québécois guerrillas. This would make a good book or something

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Based
youtube.com/watch?v=bYoVWo8HZeA

fuck the french by the way

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Too late, you can't ruin our eternal friendship

>the Anglo-Russian alliance is winning in Europe
You think so?

French. That way we'll be able to finish what we started, maybe even annex the hat.

And fuck you, Canada

Yes, tbf it would mainly be the Russians doing most the pushing, seeing as they have the most tanks in the world. France is by far the most formidable blue team member on the continent

I love the russian people

Unfortunately French involvement in the revolutionary war is sort of neglected in our education in order to accentuate the American victory over one of the greatest superpowers at the time even more, so not a lot of people feel as strong a connection to the french the way they do towards the brits. Our cultures also overlap a lot more with them than the french, and their roles in WWII also helped shape public opinion.

VIVE LA FRANCE

Blue team: the European entente
Red team: the Anglo Russian alliance

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just like at the good old 1943

England and France should both be destroyed and re-Celticised by Britons and Gauls.

I've been waiting for this for so long...

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Sweden and Scandinavia joins the fight against anglo dogs

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got this, bro (but other scandinavians should give their opinion)

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>Privet to heroic warriors the of soviet union from british allies they're fighting against

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They should have kids watch the miniseries with John Adams since no force on Earth can compel them to open a history book. youtube.com/watch?v=s2Ng0JkQe5c As a bonus it has Adams raging at Franklin and his shitty French accent. Apparently Adams also studied the language and spoke it well. He found out that Franklin was murdering it and that people found his "country" charm interesting at court.

Kill myself at the gate of the airport.

Ireland obviously would fight with the UK, a lot of Irish fight for the queen as is.

We declare war on both. They need ethnic cleansing anyway.

We would unitonically win desu. literally NATO with us lmao