Itt biz creates the ultimate Jow Forumsnessman daily schedule

4am: wake up in a cold sweat, check cryptowatch, see that everything is normal
5 30am: wake up to cryptowatch alarms going off that you've slept through. You're now down 10%. Drag your ass out of bed anyways to panic sell
6 30am: go back to sleep
11 am: Wake up to see that the market recovered while you were asleep, fomo back in.
12 am to 2 am: Closely watch the markets all day as it moves sideways, finally decide to go to bed

repeat

>wake up
>drink monster

>feels that nice monster energy
>masturbates 3 times in a row
>goes to sleep

Elon has a better hairline now than what he did as a teenager.

So far:

>7am: wake up and log onto Jow Forums
>11am: masturbates, naps till 3pm
>3pm: masturbates again
>3:15pm: checks losses in portfolio and cries
>3:30pm: masturbation critical theory session commences, eats cereal, gets tendies, masturbates again
>post 3:30pm: fucks off on Jow Forums for the rest of the day
>11:30pm: goes to bed

11am: wake up
12pm: finish masturbating
12:05: contemplate applying for McDonalds, decide aginst it because you dont want to talk to the disgusting customers
1 pm: log onto Jow Forums
6 pm: call women worthless roasties on Jow Forums as part of your coping mechanism
9 pm: go to McDonalds, order 10 McNuggets and 1 McChicken, same as always
9:30: Jow Forums
2 am: finish masturbating

Jesus fuck is this thread depressing. I was expecting some real advice, but what the hell I'll start it myself:

>8.00 wake up
>shower(and cold shower)
>8.30 eat
>9.00 work/learn(employee or your own thing)
>13.00 lunch
>14.00 read
>15.00 work/learn
>18.00 eat
>workout+ free time
>22.00 no phone/Tv etc(plan for tomorrow or something)
>22.30 go to sleep

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>5:00 crypto investigating time (fucks around on Jow Forums)
>7:30 daily shower masturbation session, applies special shampoo to receding hairline
>8:00 contemplate suicide
>8:05 lifts

1am: masturbate
2am: masturbate
3am: masturbate
4am: masturbate
5am: masturbate
6am: masturbate
7am: masturbate
8am: masturbate
9am: masturbate
10am: masturbate
11am: masturbate
12am: masturbate
1pm: masturbate
2pm: masturbate
3pm: masturbate
4pm: masturbate
5pm: masturbate
6pm: masturbate
7pm: masturbate
8pm: masturbate
9pm: masturbate
10pm: masturbate
11pm: masturbate
12pm: masturbate

>1:00PM
Wake up and look at Jow Forums on phone
>2:00PM
Eat Cereal and Jow Forums on computer
>3:00PM
Fap
>4:00PM
Look at Cryptofolio and stocks
>5:00PM
Watch youtube and Jow Forums
>6:00PM
Look at Cryptofolio
>7:00PM
Watch a movie and eat
>8:00PM
Still Watching the movie and Jow Forums
>9:00PM
Look at stocks financials
>10:00PM
Watch youtube and hangout on Jow Forums
>11:00PM
Jow Forums
>12:00PM
Jow Forums
>1:00AM
Jow Forums
>2:00AM
Jow Forums
>3:00AM
Jow Forums
>4:00AM
Jow Forums
>5:00AM
Jow Forums on phone while on Jow Forums
>5:30AM
Fap and go to sleep

and repeat.

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The depressing thing is that you guys probably aren't being ironic

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The point of being rich is not having to do shit.

If there were fucking jobs out there that paid more than $12 an hour i would probably be more motivated to do more. Sadly my 2 days off wagecucking every week are devoted to this.

Point of being rich is not having financial pressure on yourself and choosing what you want to do with your life.

The point of being rich is to:
1am: masturbate
2am: masturbate
3am: masturbate
4am: masturbate
5am: masturbate
6am: masturbate
7am: masturbate
8am: masturbate
9am: masturbate
10am: masturbate
11am: masturbate
12am: masturbate
1pm: masturbate
2pm: masturbate
3pm: masturbate
4pm: masturbate
5pm: masturbate
6pm: masturbate
7pm: masturbate
8pm: masturbate
9pm: masturbate
10pm: masturbate
11pm: masturbate
12pm: masturbate

what a surprise huh user?
the well socially, adjusted people that contribute to society also called normies (chads and stacies) and normally browse biz all day are went out today

Dumbass, point of being rich is to get someone else to jerk you off - fuck doing anything yourself when you made it.

itt depression.

1am: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
2am: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
3am: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
4am: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
5am: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
6am: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
7am: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
8am: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
9am: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
10am: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
11am: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
12am: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
1pm: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
2pm: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
3pm: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
4pm: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
5pm: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
6pm: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
7pm: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
8pm: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
9pm: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
10pm: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
11pm: have v0mqockJ jerk me off
12pm: have v0mqockJ jerk me off

u r going to make him jack off to ur comment dude

What kind of stroke and lube would you like sir?

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i've already counter-jerk offed in preparation for that event if it were to ever take place. he has no power here. look at me - i am the Jow Forumsnessman

>Check Blockfolio
>40% crash
>noose.png
>Get ready for work
>Commute
>Get there 2 minutes late
>5 min lecture on being late
>3 monotonous hours of labor
>Check Blockfolio on 15 minute break
>Reversal, we have finally hit the bottom
>Work until lunch time
>Check Blockfolio
>Nice green cup and handle forming
>Work til end of day
>Drive home
>Get pulled over for going 41 in a 40
>Ticket price equiv to working an 8 hr shift (before taxes)
>5 points on license
>Go get some food
>Get stuck in line 20 mins because Wanita got 2 shopping carts of EBT gimmies
>Get home
>Check Blockfolio
>20% up from this morning
>20% to go
>Shitpost on Jow Forums
>Sleep
>Repeat

Good fuck look at all these digits

>6:00am - wakeup
>7:00am - take the morning train
>10:00am - serve at McDonald’s
>12:30pm - weep
>3:00pm - rap in the parking lot
>8:00pm - leave work
>10:00pm - attempt suicide
>11:00pm - fail
>11:59pm - singularity
>TONIGHT
ITS HAPPENING
STRAP IN BOYS.