/v4/ + I can't

wakey wakey

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Storytime /b/,

>set alarm for 6am
>hear it
>wake up an turn it off
>go back to bed
>wake up hour and a half later
>have to spend 5€ for uber to uni bc late

I don't even remember waking up and turning off my alarm

>set alarms to 7:00
>go to sleep at 3:30
>wake up naturally at 6:57
NEXT TIME MERE MACHINE

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It happens to me sometimes but I still feel like shit when I wake up by myself early

>mods delete my first-worlder hate threads
>don't delete this garbage here
Fuck this website and most importantly, fuck mods.

The mods are a bunch of niggers. Kind of like you, but at least you cant delete any threads

go to sleep at 2
set alarm for 6.30
wake up at 9.15

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death to mods

If I didn't have to study and work I'd become a mod and dedicate all my time to banning "gayposters" and deleting their shitty threads. I'd also range-ban South Koreans, Finns, Brazilians and Poles.

czechs = germanizied slovaks
hungarians = magyarizied slovaks
poles = germano-rutheno-baltizied slovaks

Like look at this fucking thread Why is this shit allowed? How are these threads worthy of existing but my first-worlder hate threads aren't?

have you not read the rules! silly ProxyHun. you were not being respectful to their culture

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>dont you dare engage in bantz or you will be banned for three days but homo spam is totally okay though ;)

But I wasn't disrespecting them, just stating facts. On the other hand, gayposters and those babyspeak "cute" posters constantly spam low-quality content which IS against the rules yet mods don't delete their threads.

imagine being this buttblasted about funposting lmao, maybe reddit is more your taste

I bet you were acting like a typical buttdevastated hohol.

>funposting
But it's not fun, it's repetitive, annoying, low-quality etc.
>maybe reddit is more your taste
Reddit is where babyspeak originates from. They're the ones who started using words like pupper, doggo, birb when referring to supposedly cute animals.
I'm not a Hohol, unfortunately, but Ukrainians are some of the best posters here.

>But it's not fun, it's repetitive, annoying, low-quality etc.
just lik eall your posts

>I'm not a Hohol
Who are you then? Come clean.

>Ukrainians are some of the best posters here.
this is unironically the best post you ever made

see this

Bonjour les copains !

Ahoj kamaráde

thx for liberating us

go to bed at 23
set alarm for 5:00
wake up at 3:30

Teбe здecь нe мecтo, дoлбoёб фpaнцyзcкий. Ухoди нeмeдлeннo и никoгдa нe вoзвpaщaйcя.

wtf is a "дoлбoeб" ?

Dumb person.

is it vulgar or "polite" ? because i dont think Slovak has a variant

Sorry I don't speak shithole...

No, it's slang, a combination of words дoлбить и eбaть.
How come you speak French, then?

we dont speak arab either

>be the USSR
>make top-tier movies like Andrei Rublev

>be crapitalist Russia and other ex-Soviet countries
>nearly all movies are shitty Hollywood rip-offs
So much for "muh innovation."

what is it like living in the 1st world (or the West as we Easterners call it) ?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Principles_of_the_People

So this is where EU got their ideas from.

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>get SMS
>excited that my miniatures are here
>it was just work related shit
reeee

>go outside
>hear upainians speaking russian
>back in home, lets lurk v4
>see upainians speaking russian on my general
fuck this

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youtube.com/watch?v=Wp2x5wuhJhM

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fuck, I'm tired of bureks
there's nothing to eat out here when I'm at work, it's either too much what I'm willing to pay for for a simple meal or it's all garbage from a bakery. And microwave food is gross, I've had enough of it for these past 15+ years

Is Croatian cuisine different to Serbian much or do you also consume paprikas all day every day?

I don't know what serb cuisine is like, but I don't eat paprika that often

based and Slavpilled

Well I don't really know either, but every time I visit they usually incorporate paprika in some way. No sauces or dumplings either.

Croats must pay for their treachery

Which one specifically?

>And microwave food is gross
Also not a big fan but pic related is pretty good and I might take a second serving for lunch. The only downside is that it's pretty small and expensive imo (18hrk for 300g)

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analna
how much kcal for pack

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no soviet liberators?

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I dont know. But they have been around for long time so they probably did something really bad at some point

>100g pripremljenog proizvoda
so x3 I guess

probably the Ustaše

whats up lads

the problem is that I generally do not eating at work
it's weird, I don't like eating infront of other people but have problem eating on the go while walking down the street

no problem*
I also get pissed off if we're eating lunch at home and a neighbor decides to drop by
I'd strangle the cunt right there on the spot

>two days ago a distant Italian relative from Australia decided to drop by while I was eating a chicken

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just imagining that is kind of funny

I might become gay due to excessive loneliness

Me too. Are you a cute twink?

Just find a gf

you still need to go outside to find a bf

no
>just b urself bro
s-stop, don't remind me. But I might have an easier time finding one here

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>make tinder account yesterday when drunk
>wake up to 7 matches
geeze

me on the left

show pic

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let's see those famous czech qts

i guess all of them are fatties

>has bf
>but also has tinder
she's from Prague too, fucking retard

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maybe she means her dad

Or her horse.

Just cook your own food guys lmaoing at you hard rn

god I hate horse girls so much
stay away from horse girls everyone

>does not want dick
>is on tinder
???

>us
>sweden
>uk
>pirates

whats going there ...

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but the hypnotic way they ride on the horses is really hot.

and where am I supposed to heat it you dumbo. By microwave food I meant precooked food as well, I've been living like that for my entire life almost.
Right now I just starve from 6am to 5pm until I get home, it's not really all that great
I thought this was a meme but I knew one irl and ofcourse it turned out she was a vapid slut

>velvyslanectvo usa pride
amerimutts are actively corrupting your culture

I don't know any, but obsession with animals in general is a massive red flag.

They will never ride you as much as the horse

american """culture""" is literally destroying all of europe and theres no escape

how the fuck can you alcoholics drink a bottle everyday?
I drank a whole bottle yesterday and feel like absolute shit

its okay not like they will even talk to me.

A bottle of what?
>and feel like absolute shit
You're supposed to continue drinking in the morning, otherwise you'll have a really bad hangover.

bottle of fernet
>continue drinking in the morning
but you have to stop drinking eventually, right? You don't just drink for the whole day

>You don't just drink for the whole day
; )

Are you student in dorm or smth?

no, just live outside the city but have to commute for total of ~2 hours every fucking day