Do Americans do this?

Canadians sound like Californians. While there are some differences in other regards, you’re both undergoing the same vowel shift.

Europoors don't understand US geography (yet lose their shit when an american can't differentiate every little irrelevant meme country). People tend to irrationally get mad when they don't understand something.

Based and redpilled.

SEETHING statelets.

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This

Finally someone understands

Also we're actually more diverse than europe because our immigrants preserve the cultures from europe in the 1800s

>he says while speaking English and wearing jeans and a graphic tee shirt while listening to US based or influenced music
Yikes

I agree. For example look at this video with Lady GaGa in it where you can see Little Italy. It's actually more Italian than the real Italy. Look closely. youtube.com/watch?v=mVEG793G3N4
What a queen.

>being willfully ignorant

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this is just the native dialects of ONE language (out of 430 languages spoken).

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If you're from South Carolina, you don't want to be associated with those faggots in California or Delaware

>A piece of cloth with a picture on it is American culture
Fascinating

>LOOK WE HAVE DIALECTS

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>Also we're actually more diverse than europe because our immigrants preserve the cultures from europe in the 1800s
also very much this
pretending the US is a cultural monolith is willfully igonorant and intelectually dishonest

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I'm from Florida, why would I want to be associated with those failed abortions in Bama or South Carolina

Because they’re only interested in the country, not the city or town or state.

>implying clothing isn't culture

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can you explain what elements are the same? californians sound nothing like what i'm used to here. sometimes you'll get roasties that sound like valley girls and skaters that sound like surfer bros but that's because of media and low IQ

I know! Americans need to stop believing their states are countries or something. I worked as a museum guide, and one day it was my turn to be the guide for an international group of kids:

>Hi, my name is user! Where are you from kiddos? ^-^
>I'm from Spain
>Good! :D What about you?
>I'm from Brazil
>Excellent! And you girl? :)
>I'm from New Hampshire.
>(What the fuck is that shit?) W-Where?
>New Hampshire!
>(Does this bitch means UK?) Where's that sweety?
>North
>(North of where you fucking cunt) Where?
>America
>(Then just say America you fucking whore) Good! Welcome to Austria american girl! :D

xD

*Not my story, I took it from the archive

nice try yanks but no one will ever believe you

AHH yes, complex fabrics handwoven with several layers and features is the same as a plain t-shirt with a band logo on it made in China

Florida is just pure scum

don't mind it desu
when someone says they're from the US I instantly ask them what state anyway because each region is their own thing and basic US geography is just general knowledge at this point

>it has to be complex to be culture
[citation needed]

Cope

>implying I said it wasn't culture

There are probably more 'dialects' in England alone

t. failed abortion

Brainlet post from a “country” that’s like 100 years old lmao

My town Is 2600 years old can you say the same yank?

Brutal Old World-mogg

>bippidy boppidy poo! Stromboli fandango!
Slow down Paco, you’re a spicy little meatball.

>Also we're actually more diverse than europe because our immigrants preserve the cultures from europe in the 1800s
This. The difference between North Dakota and South Dakota is greater than the difference between say Lithuania and Spain.

Yes and it's racist to say native American towns don't count Luigi

>instructor asks where I'm from
>tell them my street address

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there are thriving lithuanian american populations and thriving spanish american populations

The bong and the pasta are just SEETHING because they live in culturally-barren, utterly monolithic statelets that are unironically younger than the U.S.A.

Damascus is >12000 years old

you can only get away with this if you live somewhere like nyc, chicago or los angeles. nobody knows where ohio is

Italians are Arabs so they can claim it as their own.

There's no such thing as Spanish American culture if you refer to Spanish descent people in the USA.

England came into existence when Æthelstan was crowned King of the English in 927. Wales, Ireland and Scotland are mere colonies that were subsequently annexed.

Cool fanfic, kiddo, but I outgrew that Lord Of The Rings stuff a long time ago.

the cultural difference between Pulaski County, Virginia and Giles County, Virginia is greater than the cultural difference between England and Greece; so why shouldn't an American do this?

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Sort of because our country is massive. When we talk to each other we will say at least what state we are from and probably the largest city. Some people obviously forget that its jibberish to foreigners unless we are from some place like NYC or LA.

idk what he's talking about but Italy is younger than the USA

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Americans
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Spain

Why do the other Euros think this is a serious post?

I would appreciate if somebody told me they were from provence or catalonia or bavaria, why is it different when it pertains to Americans?

>Canadians sound like Californians
No they dont unless your maybe talking about people from their Pacific coast.
t.New Englander

They are barely matterful, 0.1% of the population, not thriving.

No one in CT has a Boston or NY accent unless that's where they came from. Hell western mass doesnt even have a Boston accent.

there is a bigger cultural difference between minnesota and florida than shanghai and glasgow

Actual linguists disagree with your anecdotes.

what the FUCK is this

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no they don't. nobody thinks this. please off yourself you dumbfuck.

Dumbfuck foreigners talking about shit they know nothing about, per usual

Estonia is barely 0.14 per cent of the European population
does Estonia matter? Relative population size is not a good metric in my opinions, otherwhise most regional European cultures wouldn't matter to you...

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I'm from Washington and B.Cers sound no different to us, and our dialect is very similar to California

i do not tell people i am from canada, because canada is actually two countries

>Delaware
Who even acknowledges their existence? It's a tax haven and nothing more.

its not dialects, it's cultures

[citation needed]

based

that's even sillier

Estonia has means to conserve their culture, Spanish Americans will blend with Latinos or stop speaking Spanish.

>I'm American, let me tell you about your diaspora.

T-shirt is literally a U.S. invention. The Navy issued them so our sailors wouldn't look like Eurofags.

>I'm American, let me tell you about your diaspora.
Why would you be in a position to know anything about your "diaspora"? You're not even here. Do you know what the word diaspora means?

>american eating culture

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>Estonia has means to conserve their culture

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youtube.com/watch?v=D1RE10l9-6I
youtube.com/watch?v=VyOfPKVjUoA

why does ohio have 3 medium-sized cities but michigan and illinois have 1 big city each?

I'm from south brazil you dumb indio

Unironically they are doing it better than you.

Dude, just admit that 0,1% of the population is very little, they don't matter and they won't survive.

My countrymen have been here for almost 10,000 years

>WE

literally how do those videos prove that "canadians sound like californians"? If anything it proves the contrary.

>Native Americans somehow aren't Americans
yikes

Do they not break down the near-identical vowel shifts simultaneously occurring in both dialects?

das rite

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I said nothing of the sort you fat cunt
>every American is a Native American
"yikes"

hey cool
first I see this on reddit

now I see it on Jow Forums

you know Jow Forums is pure shit when you steal from reddit

>Do they not break down the vowel shifts simultaneously occurring in both dialects?
yes they do.

>near-identical
no they don't.

Also even if they were undergoing the same vowel shifts that doesn't mean they sound the same.

MOY ANCESTAH :)

I went to H.S. with the daughters of a Spanish (Basque) jai lai player. We do have Spaniards but you're right they are a really small group.

you implied that my countrymen haven't been here for 10,000 years too
they have
you are a racist and I shan't be speaking to you anymore

It surely doesn't feel like I'm from Europe though ;_;

There's 15 million of them so I don't think they're going to "disappear" anytime soon brainlet

jewish propaganda

>does Estonia matter?
No

Unless you're name is Little Wounded Pride, your people are probably European's who didn't arrive in America anywhere near 10.000 years ago

no it wouldnt, unless you're speaking to faggy amerimutts
no one else cares

Unless you're name is Gwrtheyrn Dunlèibhe, your people are probably Romans, Normans, Anglo-Saxons, and Pakis who didn't arrive in Britain anywhere near 10.000 years ago