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Walked by an obese black Caribbean woman today, she smelled so bad holy shit

havent fap so far today

no need to mention the second portion

making this post so I know when I put the chicken in the oven

once I had a bio101 class with an obese black guy who would take shit before class, and he would smell like shit the whole time.

i had a bio class with a girl once. she had really long legs and she would keep flexing them during lecture whenever i glanced at her through my peripherals

i want to murder all carpenters

You're not missing anything. I never saw the appeal to it and they overload everything with rice

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youtube.com/watch?v=fRjiPEFMAXY
I don't wanna be your fucking dog,
that you drag around.
A collar on my neck tied to a pole,
leave me in the freezing cold

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youtu.be/frdn9iO1mUM

kek.

the prophet Jesus(pbuh) was a carpenter.

why

drinking paint thinner desu

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are you insane? the mineral spirits will kill you.

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Good

ghosts aren't real

if ghosts aren't real then explain ectoplasm

>Ectoplasm on many occasions has been proven to be fraudulent. Many mediums had used methods of swallowing and regurgitating cheesecloth, textile products smoothed with potato starch and in other cases the ectoplasm was made from paper, cloth and egg white or butter muslin.

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Ghostbusters is a documentary mate

good point.

how can girls be such huge sluts yet none of them want to fuck me

Finally home

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youtu.be/C2q_2fI6-kw

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Urkel are you at it again?

I believe in ghosts and aliens + things science can't explain

Why are you looking at below average dicks on /soc/?

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I believe in timecube, invisible bigfoots, 14 dimensions, time traveling accountants, Air Force Aliens and wish boxes

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/cum/ gonna get its wig thlit

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can i call you by your first name?

Do you ever remember really funny posts on Jow Forums(nel) but never screenshot them and feel bad?

There was one post about some those DNA sites saving your data and someone said that was how Terminators are born but I forgot how the joke goes

I don’t know, CAN you?

nah m8. i always save the posts that are worthwhile and high intelligence.

No

yes i can, Alex

>get offered a job
>temporary for the summer
>not sure if i should take it or not since it would invovle possibly moving in 3 months but until then they would hotel me
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Don’t reply to me ever again

what would happen if one person revives another person that was murdered by the first guy right in curt infront of the jury and everybody else? would that make the accused automatically innocent or he has to pay the price of justice because he still killed someone afterall?

youtu.be/gITyZjx7A5U

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kill all convervatives

shut up fairy and go cut yourself some more, stupid fag

nhentai.net/g/260097/

Did you have fun with your friends
>time traveling accountants
haha wut

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>Did you have fun with your friends
I was at the hospital all day for my dad

>time traveling accountants
It was something off coast to coast once

in the USA its kind of a childhood meme for kids who pretend to have gfs to say they have a gf who lives in canada, does canada have a similar meme?

the fuck is wrong with the border of cali and cascadia? that's just dumb, make it even.

Hello Jacob/Michael/Josh/Matt/Ethan/Andrew/Daniel/Anthony/Chris/Joe/Will/Alex/Ryan/David/Nick/Tyler/James/John/Nathan/Sam/Noah/Dylan/Ben/Logan/Brandon/Gabriel/Zach/Jose/Kevin/Jack/Justin/Rob/Luke

who told you my name you son of a bitch

youtu.be/nqVs_dUgTKM

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Prayers for your family. Hope he gets better soon.

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none of my names are there :)

My name isn't listed here HA!

>i forgot about the first half
Embarrassing

Looks like a gangrenous wound full of maggots lmao
Why is 3rd world food so fucking gross

>not saying hello to me
rude

Hi :)

We live in the 3D world.

Here is what a 5D world looks like.

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Thanks user he's fine

I wasn't talking to you two

Things that might have happened, could have happened. You could actually be straight and not a fag in another timeline.

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feel anxious tonight. chest feels tight

David is there ????????

youtube.com/watch?v=k14pE_BHR9c

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>You could actually be straight and not a fag in another timeline.
Sounds terrible

don't ignoring me :(

bitch niggas

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>Here is what a 5D world looks like
um sweatie that's only a four-dimensional hypercube

SOMEBODY TOUCH MY SPAGET

around around we go in a gigantic loop

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SHREK WES ON THE BEAT

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Roommate is pooping, I can hear the poop plopping into the toilet

Hello /cum/

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Imagine if all the time you spent /cum/posting was a career, and you were earning $30/hour LOL

god damn im hungry

been sick for the last two days and hardly ate anything but now I need a real meal

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She's hot

don't worry once we meme yang into president we'll be making mad bank for cumposting

I practically do get paid to do this

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That looks delicious

I'm based

we still support trump

rip kiwis

Realistically though, unless some kind of miracle happens. I don't see Yang getting the Presidency.

Like literally all the other nominees would have to call in sick or something and Yang be the only one who still wants to do it for him to even get the shot at challenging Trump's tenure.

chicken fried steak is the best breakfast food

based retard

>Realistically though, unless some kind of miracle happens. I don't see Yang getting the Presidency.
He has zero chance to win, it's just a meme. he's polling at zero percent in Iowa, he'd have to pull a trump and say something outrageous to get the media to cover him or the boomers in the first primary states will just Biden in up.

>front page of steam
>texas game sale

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I made chicken fried steak yesterday :^)

Went to Walmart today and they had fried chicken + waffles in cereal form