My grandma just gave me $2,000 for my 18th birthday. Trips decide what shitcoin I spend it on

LINK obviously

XLM

COLX

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Coke and hookers

Link $1000 EOY, thank me in 2020

Trips and rlc of course

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BNB after the next burn

EOY 2018 you fudder.

All in on Ambrosus sir! it has 2000+ fully integrated partnerships (under NDA)! good coin!

>ID = Toerag

what did kek mean by this?

Phore

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When I was 18, I just used money to get laid or get high. I fear for the onions generation

exitscam.me/play

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Post pics of ur grandma
Does she keep cash around the house usually

LINK obviously

>"Im my mind it was $2000"

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$400 for the coins coinbase will be listing.

my grandma, bless her heart, always had 2000€ "emergency funds" stuffed in her bra, and I'm not joking

What if I told you it was for when her pimp came along and asked for his cut?

I see 20 bills, two pairs are really close to each other so depending which edge or corner you're counting you'll miss two

Confido

all in Chainlink of course

Only good answer itt. Or RMT.

link

reroll

Bitconnect

>Meme answer
Chainlink
>Geniune non-shitcoin gold dust
Maker (MKR)

wow OP what a coincidence, look what my aunt got me for birthday today

Im gonna get some stinky link with that money and put that sausage in my big asshole

100k eoy soon

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RLX

most my grandma ever gave me was $50

spoiled faggots

Bitcoin

Hydro

9 shares of facebook stock. Blow the rest on weed/alcohol/microtransactions/friends/whatever makes you happy

LINK

none y'all niggas can even count, this is clearly only 1800 and op is a larping faggot, even google image search shows this pic

>hurr suffer with me
Crab mentality.

Bitbean

you never learned how to count, this is why your investments are failing, please leave this board.

HOOKERS AND BLOW

> larping about $2000 dollars

Yep. This picture shows up on Google when you search for "$1800 worth of $100 bills"

Seriously don't do that. Shitcoins are a scam, all of crypto is pretty much a scam. There's money to be made but it's basically gambling at this point, you'd be better putting your money on a roulette spin. Plus there's taxes and fees if you do this shit the normie way, and if you don't do it the normie way it can be sketchy as fuck.

Just put that money in the bank or buy some blue-chip stocks. Accumulate wealth until you have ~$500k and then spread it out across a few ETFs with an annual return close to 10% and then you're set for life with a passive $50k/year return. I sincerely wish that had been my approach from the beginning instead of fucking around in crypto for the last year or so.

Pajeet shilling detected - Next time dont say "Sir"

Sex toys

OP LISTEN TO ME

don't spend it on crypto put it into stock like AMD or lockhead martin

getting nervous, wall street?

banker actually, I just think a 0.05 APY savings account is better lmao

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Depends. How much money do you have in the bank? If you don't have an emergency fund large enough to pay for at least 3 months of expenses, put it in such a bank account and do nothing with it. Try to find a dank bank that gives you a decent interest rate, no Bank of America 0.01% apy shit. If you do have enough saved up you can do whatever you want with it. Go throw it in crypto, save up for a car, use it for your expenses, whatever tf you want.

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Tether :S

Ambrosus

time to become a digimarine, bucko

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Just buy XRP at this point or get 2 million shares of BABB right now.

god i wish someone just gave me money

Nuls, faggot.

obviously link

Trtl

fomo3d

cnn my nigger

Kill yourself.

Decred or Bitcoin Cash. The top 2 Bitcoin forks imo.

Cardano

but if you want to have some fun then gamble it on casino coin at your local brick and mortar.

Cigarettes.
You're gonna need 'em where you're going.
Stealing money from a grandmother....

Sheesh.

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Niggercoin

>birthdax
is that like some kind of strain that gets mailed to you?

wait until 2020 and then buy 2 LINK

NEBL

count again

bitcoin
ETF is going to be announced in august

Dogecoin

FOMO3D
exitscam.me/SuicideWatch

obviously fomo3d is going to break ethereum. its worth getting a bit of eth and some fomo keys and p3d right now. atleast 1% of your portfolio, as a fools insurance.

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pic related, video related.
exitscam.me
trust me the risk/reward ratio here is amazing.
this will break ethereum. youll see

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fomo3d buy 100 keys thank me later

OP if i get trips, put it all in XEM. XEM is at rock bottom low support and lowest its going is 10 cents. With 2k you buy at least 10k XEM and you'll be set. 10k XEM is a pivotal number in NEM(XEM) that most people don't know about. It allows average users to partake in the harvesting of fees by delegating their proof of importance to a supernode and allowing them to generate transactions on your behalf. Your proof-of-importance is what you are delegating, because (POI) determines your reputation in the NEM community and governs everything pretty much. I cant go into further explanation without explaining everything about NEM(XEM) but do this for me OP.

trips get check em

skycoin

ETC, BAT and ZEC

XTO

Look, I know none of you fucks even know what this is but you will. Launching Altmarket in a few weeks. This has been discussed in discord communities, under the radar, actually productive, and 100% vested with the SEC, CFTC, etc.

Fuck real shitcoins and make a real investment.

ETC

You big dummy.

This. /thread

Link
Eoy 1000

buy bitcoin gold and bitconnect

The only shit coin to buy is BTC

Sweet carbon fiber hood, bro.

Zrx if dubs

Invest in my personal crypto. I call it anonbux

>$2000

That's really not a lot of money OP