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Talk about some GOD TIER Aussie banter
my meme crazed mood is gone, now i feel bad
>INNOCENT MUSLIMS??
>YEAH NAH YEAH NAH JUST FUCKEN KILL EM AY CUNT AY
Why do you aussies take shitposting so seriously?
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this will cheer you up
G'day Jow Forums
I was at the site today and had the radio on, hearing about how that pack of gutless wonder eco-fascists shot up all of those unarmed people in the mosque over in NZ.
Well, I thought to myself "I think I will take the long way home in my 4x4". So I went over to KFC, got me a bucket of popcorn chicken, ate it while idling the engine in the carpark and chucked the rubbish out onto a median strip.
I'm sitting at home now with the aircon going full-bore with all the windows open.
I hope those eco-fascist wankstains can see me down there in hell.
How has your Fridays been?
You either go BIG or go home
Why post a German backpacker?
>The NZ flags will start disappearing one by one as the various ISPs follow the trend
So long, /balt/ friends.
Fuck australians though this is their fault
i hope you were revving your engine while eating your bucket of popcorn chicken
Pretty shitty DESU. One of your countrymen came here, killed a lot of people, and is basically responsible for the future curtailing of civil liberties and an expansion of the surveillance state here.
On the 'plus' side, muslims will be less likely to come here now that they fear that any Aussie with a stick up their ass about them can just jump on a plane and get them with relative ease.
australian banter went too far this time
We will miss you, frens
On one hand deport Aussie terrorists for fucking our gun rights now
On the other fuck muslims.
I will blame both on immigrants, none of this would have happened if not for immigrants.
>being a pussy and not fighting for your rights
grow a pair. this is why the west is shit
In his manifesto, he says that Australia and NZ culture are basically the same, so technically he isn't a migrant.
I'm inclined to agree with him. Pronouncing words with random vowels switched around isn't a culture.
Hey remember when we had a "no dumbasses allowed" immigration policy? I guess all the rich dairy farmers needed the labour since whiny city kids felt that NZ$25 an hour farm work was "below" them...
This. Fuck gun laws and fuck the government
Tell me how I should go about it oh wise bruce?
I agree too.
We are one people, but I like blaming Aussies.
we too have experience with right-wing extremist terrorism and it hurts
my heart goes out to New Zealand and the victims today
>this is why the west is shit
Only Jow Forumsscum think this way. The modern world is a hell of a lot better than you want to tar it and if the cunts truly had no opposition, both Aus and NZ would be a far right lolbertarian shithole like the USA.
We aren't there yet.
both new zealand and australia have economic freedom indexes higher than the US you fucking commie, the US can't get universal healthcare because it's too big.
based
fuck commies
nope keep projecting. australia political scene is shit because no one gives a fuck about their rights
I heard New Zealand is going to ban Chinese basket weaving websites.
It always goes down like this.
>government doesn't like something
>BAN IT
First gotta get a gook and now this. Holy fucking based.
Why is the AusNZ race so superior to the british cucks?
>Friends car got jacked last week
>Thieves were apprehended by Estonian border guards near Latvian border
>Thieves were Latvian
Ffs what the hell is wrong with you subhumans? EVERY SINGLE TIME there is a larger theft in Estonia its always Latvians or Lithuanians behind it. Keep your jew claws to yourselves
can't keep the balt man down
all of this could have been avoided if the kebabs were all packing. MANDATORY CONCEALED CARRY WORLDWIDE WHEN!
>the hacker known as Jow Forums
they’re a penile colony we sent all our bulls there
Both penile and penal.
Conversely, now the real punishment is living in Britain. Punishment for killing Hitler.
This is literally all Americas fault
Some smooth brained Australian mutt feel for the trump memes and now everything is gonna suck for the rest of the year.
>every ausnz flag is crying about dead camel jockeys
why do you invite them and why do you see any commonality in them?
i don't live in sh*tain i live in n*rthern ireland
Hey anons, anyone wanna cuddle?
So you live in Scatland or W*les?
Only if you're a female.
Hello visitors. Please visit the gift shop on your way out, thank you.
no i was quite clear in saying that i live in n*rthern *reland
also i put some ground cinnamon into some coffee i was brewing and it's not as nice as i thought it would be, maybe fresh cinnamon would be better
I'm a trap, but if you close your eyes you can pretend I'm female
>I'm a trap, but if you close your eyes you can pretend I'm female
Ah 'ell yeh boy
Just come over here. We can cuddle till I have to go to work
Can I cuddle you instead?
i was reading the shooter’s twitter before it was taken down last night and one of the things he shared was the article about how american government is pushing for diversity and multiculturalism in estonia, the one with a picture of estonians in traditional garb
Depends how hard you shitpost
Will shitposting get me more or less cuddles????
I need to know
I legitimately thought Wallachia was a region in Belgium.
No one gives a shit about Belgium not even Belgians, even Ukraine is more of a real country than them.
The quality of the shitposting counts, not the quantity
>Read Delfi comments about this shooting
>Zoja(some pensioner name): Lithuania is with you
Based boomers.
It is, isn't it?
What did I do?
it's Wallonia
Do then in both, then you are a kang
sounds like an autistic zoomer name to me
Wallonia is.
i love coming across the occasional confused boomer comment in the sea of based zoomers on delfi
Literally all Zoja's that I've heard off or seen are 60+ years old, had a neighbor named Zoja but she was like 70 or 80, died a few years back.
I said it first retard
are you ready for round 2
what does it say?
I fell for cinnamon in coffee meme a few times. It sucks. Straight black coffee or just add sugar or milk if you can't get used to black coffee.
i don't give a fuck, lithuanian
Good night friends (Lithuanians not included)
I'm sorry. My galaxybrain is too big for these strong Australian memes
are you lanklet?
if i recall correctly he was mad about the EKRE coalition and wanted kallas/reform to get in a coalition
>Reform partys artillery Is firing against Ratas (former pm). Good job, Kallas(new pm) and Rõivas(on before Ratas)
Nothing really, people might be mad because reform is liberal.
i usually just drink black coffee i just wanted something with cinnamon
maybe i'll make some apple crumble tonight
Maybe
Nerd.
Loser.
Dweeb.
FUCK OFFFF
the power of australian shitposting
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I've almost forgotten how fun happenings are, you have an excuse to spend the whole day on Jow Forums scrounging for new information. Last happening that excited me so much was either the Bataclan or truck attacks, whichever was more recent
Also how can I pick out your posts even when you change counties?
Bataclan was back in 2015, trucks started happening after
Because I'm a awesome, unique and cool poster that everyone values and loves.
>tfw we will lose the bledisloe this year by a million points now
iktf bro but then I remember they were k*wi m*slims
>awesome, unique and cool
Only unique is true.
I would have walked around Queen Street and mowed down all those Chinese people.
Killing Muslims praying peacefully in private is kinda dumb desu
Thanks
t. Ahmed Al-Rasheed
did you check online? I've found that the timeline of recent events is really muddled for me, I can only remember the dates of things that happened 10+ years ago
>I would have walked around Queen Street and mowed down all those Chinese people.
People would have noticed a giant with a gun before you even let off a shot.
i just remember the bataclan as nov 2015 because i had recently moved to a new flat and was hanging out with a bro when the news broke
the baltic connection
how deep does the conspiracy go?
Indtead of all this negativity and focus on muzzies getting absolutely BTFO by KARA BOGAN, why don't you try guving me some (You)s instead?
Its ok we can cuddle
Maybe he posted here.
should I drink tonight?
And what would they do lmao? It's not the like the police gives a shit, obviously.