/cum/ - Canada Usa Mexico

i need to get my oil changed and get an inspection and shit like that
also need 1k in cash
also a haircut

then you're just being a hypocrite
might as well believe in god at this point

i just ate a whole pizza in like 10 minutes then I spent another ten minutes throwing it up
it was pretty good though for a frozen pizza

the cajun fries are superior to the regular fries desu

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fatty pig fatty pig moo moo moo

qt coworker asked another coworker when my shifts were

sweet potato fries > curly > cajun > regular

i wish, i'm a fucking sticc

actually creepy

I need a cute girl to call me onii-chan

>talking to a girl
>I look at my phone
>two hours passes
>she says she didn't even notice

9/11 was an inside job
#investigatebuilding7

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This guy has a gf /cum/
Why don’t you

girls are mean to me a lot so thats why i don't talk to them
this one time i volunteered to carry this heavy cage for a girl in the rain and she ran 2 feet ahead of me the entire time, told me to put it in her van and then ran back

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>everything about this image

>gf

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Fucking f*g

I'd never make it to sophomore
I just wanted to skip school and rap, used to mop floors
Flip burgers and wash dishes
While I wrote rhymes, tryin' to get props for 'em
‘Cause I took book-smarts and swapped for 'em
They were sleepin', I made 'em stop snorin'
Made them break out the popcorn

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i want a gf minus all the work

i want a wife without the gf part

mum is saying that she wants to do yoga with me
wtf do i do

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nothing like a morning /cum/

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Got drunk and still drunk.

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What the fuck

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Good morning
*kisses*

it is super weird knowing that a lot of people on the usa are 30 and dont have any kids or arent married

i LITERALLY dont know anyone irl thats 30 and doesnt have at least one kid

>Fucking f*g

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it sucks knowing you're a failure

uhh i didnt give you permission to do that..

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I want to /cum/ in her

i mean its kinda early to say that im a failure
im finishing high school, im getting therapy, ill soon get a job

oh ok, i'm 27 so it's how i feel

>girl messages me out of nowhere
>'hey'
>reply 'hey hows its going?'
>'im ok'
great talk

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coax more out of her dumbass

why i didnt even invite a conversation to begin with

Making daily posts about wishing you had a job then also saying you're not applying for anything isn't anywhere near "I'll soon get a job"

Need muslima gf

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My grandpas in hospice

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well let me rephrase that

ill soon be applying for jobs

I hope he will find comfort in death, bud

I know
He had a good a life :)

found out i share a birthday with amy schumer

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there is no afterlife

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El chavo del 8 is the best anime

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mum almost catches me wearing her jeans

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my post didnt imply there was

she wants to fuck

can you put extensions in opera for android

can't stop watching porn
which sucks because i always have a boner but can't ejaculate easily

shes almost 10 years younger than me and if shes already into casual sex then I'm not interested

was she always that brown or photoshop?

What should I watch? Longest to shortest

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phantom carriage

its the best silent era movie Ive ever seen

fag

loser

hey dorkasaurus
you can still rescue her

ñu :(

all look boring

why would I want somebody who needs rescuing raising my children

always that brown

Waif how old are you!

youre already 30 manchie you shouldnt be so picky

MASH

28

how do I get twitch to stop spamming me with alerts about russian camwhores

I cant block their channels for some reason and I already put the messages to automatically go to my spam folder

why else would you watch twitch

ovulation breaks done quick

i dont follow

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youtube.com/watch?v=8WotPzG2nys

everything about that video makes me uncomfortable

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this pic is definitely made worse by the fact that the bath isn't even a bath, it's a puddle

somebody in this thread recommended me ex machina one day awhile ago and I finally watched it.

As much as I wanted to fuck that robo-puss, the movie sucked

Me on the right, /cum/ on the left

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Someone else tell me this has happened to them

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Want to be ravaged by these sirens

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I dont understand, are millenials the man tied up, or the box he's standing on

Millenials are actually one of the floorboards and the man represents fax machines built on December 17th, 2006

no wait, clearly he's standing on them, so he's meant to represent the US crushing the free spirit of the millenials

if its not labelled you can't know that

I find the far-right's obsession with Venezuela hilarious.

i am actually quite optimistic today
and you literally cant change that

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I think my irrelevant ISP just blocked Jow Forums and 4channel

I can wait four minutes for you to go back to complaining you fucking bitch

wish my isp did this desu

where the fuck is my guitar capo

youtube.com/watch?v=5sMb4H_W7V4
It reminded me of you,
Lets get drunk alone.
It felt awkward chasing birds.

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recommend me more yt channels, ive still havent recovered

in my ass.

forgotten weapons

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