What does your country think of Alexander?

What does your country think of Alexander?

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Hardly anyone cares enough to form an opinion

That he is Great

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we have a kebab named after him
it is the highest honor

Greek Hitler

We are taught in school that he was Swedish

Macedonian Hitler

he was blond and blue-eyed

I was told in school that he was Macedonian

That he was Makedonian

bringer of civilization, builder of cities, unifier of cultures, died too young etc etc

Great Slavic conqueror

gay bitch

Oh that he was also a literally 5.2 male "man". He was the Nappy of antiquity.

how is it all these conquerors are manlets?

manlets are god's chosen

I don't know what my country thinks, but I think that I would like his dick inside my pushi

I doubt this was a bad height for this era

Don't care

I read somewhere that he was shorter than the average Greek man, though he was still pretty stocky.
The Persians were significantly taller.

because prior to the 1900s everyone was around 160 cm
napoleon was 170 and that's a bit taller than the average height of a man in the early 19th century

Pretty cool guy

Country got really butthurt from him.
So butthurt that Nizami Ganjavi wrote a poem named Iskandariyya

He BTFOd the Persians

a type of food is named after him. iskender kebab

Great indeed.
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kek that's a based move desu

What's unique about it

there is grilled bread under meat. tomato/butter sauce on top.

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Indeed, he did.

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that's the best kebap you can ever taste, user.

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ok, thats epic.

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Looks fucking good

its literally the best kebab dish on earth.