Ok, first time on Jow Forums, how do I get rich?

Ok, first time on Jow Forums, how do I get rich?

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Step one: leave Jow Forums and never look back.
Step two: there is no step two.

The only advice you'll get here amounts to buying high and selling low. Seriously

Go into FOMO3D. it takes about a week to make your money back and you'll double in two weeks. exitscam.me/SuicideWatch

This

Gamble on lottery tickets.

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Acquire more money than you spend and invest it in assets that appreciate according to your tolerance for risk. Continue this for decades.
Literally the only way aside from

Buy lottery tickets

Run bro,
run fast run far

This. Just leave this place. It's filled with ex-gamblers that day trade crypto.

Sad but true projecto

Seriously get into ETH games early, I made like 300 tonight rolling a fucking virtual 100 sided die. Check out that Exit Scam nonsense that has been
going around, I got in just the other day and have been getting solid 10% daily returns.

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'buy vechain

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My wife dowsn't believe me..

Chainlink duh.

Do a 360 and walk away.

I need money

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Netflix calls I guess if you want money by monday night lol

>he's not already into shrimping
That's why you'll never make it.

Wich number?

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do not buy LINK

Buy ChainLink

get a job

No one wins here

Hush. It is not for him.

buy LINK
get off Jow Forums

But this is how most of us got rich. Buying high and selling low. This is like ultimate biz mantra.

LISTEN YOU ABSOLUTE FAGGOT
BUY
SOME
FUCKING
LINK

BUY SOME FUCKING LINK
BUY SOME FUCKING LINK
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LINK
LINK
LINK
LINK

ITS RIGHT AT YOUR FUCKING FACE YOU ABSOLUTE FAGGOT

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