Just saw a huge fucking spider in my room when I was about to go to sleep and ran downstair...

It ran across my fucking desk and that's an act of war in my book.
I can't though, it's the middle of the night and I don't want to wake up anybody
What if it gets in my bed?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

At least it's a cute jumping spider, I'd prefer that to,the abomination I just witnessed

A spider won't do shit to you

Spidies are bros

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I wouldn't worry about it

nature is amazing.

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i found a yellow sac spider on my bed last week before going to sleep.

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that's not as scary as that one video, where they used a fucking pincer to drag out a locust looking thing.

>be "greatest ally" (((the spider)))

>build your webs in the darkest places where flies dont even want to go.

why are spiders so stupid?

IM ALLERGIC TO SPIDERS WHY DO I CLICK THIS

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What the fuck is this thing
Please tell me it doesn't live in Europe

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i'd leave the fucking house.

Today I saw a spider under my toilet. Guess my days of going to the bathroom in peace are done.

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AAAAAAAAAA

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OP here, just went to the bathroom and saw another one
What the fuck do I do
Fuck my life

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At least they're too big to sneak into your home

get a boyfriend to kill them for you you prissy ass faggot, real men live with them

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One of the famous stories in my family is how my aunt accidentally burned down her house trying to kill a nest of spiders in her basement. Destroyed everything and even killed the two family doggos :( their house had a brown recluse infestation.

>brown recluse infestation.
those are poisonous though, right?

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Where do I get one of those as fast as possible?
This triggered my ptsd of when I was 5 years old and a dead spider dropped on top of me while I was having a shower

well techinically all spiders are venomous but yes, they are very venomous my friend, they aren't too niggerish but they can fuck you up fairly easily if you're retarded

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I watch it and imagine that it is my pet. Spiders are cute. Never seen a big one though, probably they don't live in Siberia or in cities.

that's probably true, lol.

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>Where do I get one of those as fast as possible?
make a grindr account and they will come

I do find some spiders cute but those ones that I just saw really weren't

What the fuck

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The biggest spider I've ever seen here was the size of a finger nail.
This place is truly blessed

We have black widows though. Like, anything really dangerous somehow survives in Siberia.

Haven't seen a big spider since I was a kid, only meme and baby spiders

This guy lives in my home. He's very fond of the sewer and ventilation systems, making webs there but he mostly hangs out in this little web. I suppose it's his home.

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Just close the door and go to sleep.

>What if it gets in my bed?
OwO

creepy crawlers never get to me, its the the fucking hyperfast flies i get irked with. there was this massive bee that was in our toilet for weeks and buzzed so fucking loudly and we'd be in our tippy toes quite literally shitting ourselves.

*unsheats slipper*
your move spider

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This is a spider and I'm not an aussie user

Legit, how big is that for size comparison

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your hand

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spiderbros are my only bros
they're harmless and they kill mosquitoes and other insects
one spider in ever corner

>be deep into Colombian rainforest
>we need to trek for 8km to a village
>use machetes to hack down jungle, caymans and bugs everywhere
>walk behind based south american geologist
>he cuts å Bush and a 5cm wide spider drops on his torso
>it is black, got sharp feet and crawls towards his neck with precision.
>he instant brush it off and look at me with this "i almost died look"
>ask "was it poisonous"
>"yees very, it will paralyze you. The hairs on its body burns your skin".

once i found a Brazilian Banana Wandering spider in a crate of bananas (the deadliest spider in the planet)
adopted her put her in a glass fishbowl but she died within a week :(

I put paprika everywhere. Apparently they hate it and will avoid it, and it works pretty well for me.

I leave them alone.
If they're sticking around, they're eating other bugs that you don't want anyway.
If they just popped in, they'll starve in short order.

I leave them alone if they're outside the house but if they come inside they get treated according to species.
Huntsmen are carefully placed back outside so that they can get on with business
Daddy long legs are given free reign unless they set up somewhere annoying or inconvenient
Whitetails are killed on sight
Other spiders are dealt with on a case by case basis. Redbacks, for example, are treated with significantly more caution than jumping spiders.

lmao
just lmao
huntsmen are based though

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>called the exterminator
what a fucking puss

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DELETE THIS
FAKE NEWS THIS IS CGI

are you having problems fren
They actually cause car crashes when people freak out not even memeing u

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Heh heh, they sure are sneaky little buggers when they want to be.

That's a yuge MAMÁ

>Not Australian
No reason to be afraid of spiders. They eat insects, they're on our team.

>Spiders are our friends

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I never see spiderwebs whenever I am inside a house up here, not even in the summer

we're gonna build a wall, not even Spiders will be able to cross it and Brazil is gonna pay for it

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Honestly don't know how people can live in countries or even their apartment if they have insects. At summer we get these and I literally got an air conditioner just so I never have to open any window during summer.

Can't remember the last time I saw an insect in my apartment.

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I know Brazil is way dangerous from my remembrance of "snake island" and mysterious unidentified creature in Amazon

>Spiders are our friends
Ok Brazil and Australia don't count.
These are the places where god never finished creation. They're ruled by darkness and chaos.
Spiders are our friends everywhere else.

You're blessed, muchacho. I got here my insect exterminator.

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Hi, as an australian travelling abroad used to this kind of situations when I see a spider I like to take a trip and fuck the shit out of a neighboring country

Based. Say hi to him.

Pic related, I found this lad running on my wall few weeks ago.

Let him go safely outside of my window

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These are harmless

Yeah I know, I just have an extreme reaction to any type of insect, spider etc. Spiders I can handle if they look kinda cute lol

Oh fuck I HATE these things. I remember pretty much every time I'd go camping, these guys would get into my tent or cabin and fly around noisily constantly.

imagine being this much of a faggot
i spend at least 1 hour sometimes watching the bullfrogs feast at the insects that get haunted by the lights in the backyard

Yeah they are annoying and disgusting.

Dude stop calling me a faggot and worry about your own life spending 1 hour watching some random insects in your backyard

i'm just playing with my dogs and watching the frogs do their job
what a faggot dude

Get a life dude, stop calling me a faggot

>French flag
>being a gigantic pussy
Checks out - imagine being scared of spiders LMAO

This.

Based, i miss living in California, i once bought some geckos and released them in my apartments garden, we had almost no insects for a few years. But we did have a bunch of geckos till some autist began killing them.

We don't really have any noteworthy spiders. Harvestmen and cross spiders(rare) are as big and bad as spiders get here and my cat eats them all if any get inside the house.

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Most people pick them out and throw them out.
They think they are friendly to the spider, while he will die outside.

Not many big spiders in my state. We mostly deal with scorpions.

Holy shit fuck Austrailia
Things like that shouldn't exist

* pick them up