WANT TO BE MORE SLAV

How to be more slav?

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kill yourself

based

>tf
>tp

Ačiū for the (You)s

If you live in the eastern germany you are top slav.

Interesting how it's both a fuck you and a legit answer

my mom lives there, guess i have to visit her more often to become god tier slav

btw i'm part polish if that counts for anything

move to Eastern Germany or Austria.

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You don't want to be

why not based slav?

Why would anyone want to be a slav? Because of "le vodka putin gopnik cyka blyat squat" memes?

you guys are the definition of based and you get bitches to do anal in no time

Do germans really believe this?

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what the fuck happened to krauts. You niggers used to be so cool a hundred years ago.

eat soup, drink beer and vodka, be alco, blame other people for any problems, try to resolve problems with strength and aggression, work bad and negligible, live in apartment, get yourself a beautiful girl that become fat after you marry her, when you get kids, neglect their upbringing

yes we all do, is this not true?

Unironically on point
Turn off your proxy zbigniew, we all know it's you. Don't forget to give that car back.

Ask your grandmothers, you could have some DNA from the 1945 Grand European Tour

and also don't forget to wear adidas

now THAT, is the answer i was looking for. Thank you wassili!

We never been cool. Only diligent and invetive.

that's 20 years old information, today guys look like in western countries, very feminine

also shave your head, so only half cm of hair stay like this

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>you guys are the definition of based
Is this kraut being sarcastic here or did hell freeze over after that New Zealand shooting

he here, i was serious. please teach me your way of slav?

Ditch protestantism and become Catholic or orthodox

ok, done

noted