Why yes, Alsace-Moselle is rightfully German, despite the fact that Bismarck refuse a Referundum to Alsatians and Mosellans to ask if they identify as German because he knew they didn't give a shit about them and wanted to stay in France so he annexed it by Force, and those inhabitants kept during this occupation French flags in their houses, kept speaking French, educating their children as proud French, and years later, refused the Germanification and being enrolled to the Wehrmacht so they were enrolled by force AGAIN (Malgré-Nous & Malgré-Elles) during 1940-44, and their French patriotism was so strong to the point of being expelled from their homeland so we could ressettle Alsace-Moselle with Germans. I absolutely do Believe that.
Why yes, Alsace-Moselle is rightfully German, despite the fact that Bismarck...
nice fanfic matthieu
nobody thinks Alsace is German. That's all just a meme. Literal propaganda.
nooooooo we spent centuries ethnically cleansing germanic peoples and launching invasions east of the rhine but germany had the audacity to annex a german-speaking border province we stole so we need to invent a whole new word for our unprecedented anal devastation and indoctrinate generations of our best and brightest to die in trenches just to ensure that the germans are denied a cohesive nation-state
actually good burger post
shut up yank
Why yes, i am totally not in position about ethnically cleansing people off their land, because that's what i totally did to Native Americans and i am surely not in position to talk about Europe's affairs because i am not even European but i do love participate in European threads and show how much of zero knowledge about this continent i have, how did you know?
noooo im going to attack your flag and fall back onto kneejerk whataboutism because i have no rebuttal to your scathing factual analysis
he's right tho
unironically agree for the most part, though i have taken german in college so i am a bit of a german sympathizer.
Get out of my country, fr*nchoid. Also, Cope harder moron.
French-German banter is as comfy as it gets on Jow Forums
If you ever come to Moselle (the land of the Aryans), don't forget to speak exclusively in German everywhere you go. The locals will love it.
reply to this post if you think sweden is gay
20 pages à écrire pour lundi soir
je n'ai toujours pas écrit une ligne
la vie de quelqu'un en dépend
Wrong topic but still worrisome desu
Why yes, I do believe that all Germans should be driven east of le Rhin
I read somewhere that Bismarck wasn't too keen on annexing Alsace-Lorraine because he foresaw that France would be butthurt about it until they got it back.
i absolutely support ukraine's sovereignty and their totally historical and rightful claim on crimea, how could you tell?
French would always be asshurt
only 30 years prior they almost started a war because Prussia told them that they couldn't have the Rhineland (en.wikipedia.org
French were expansionist warmongers for centuries, what they got between 1870 and 1940 was nothing but karma
It was a Prussian gesture to placate the Southern Germans
Yeah, millions of deaths for both sides was totally worth it lmao
the French caused the same misery, terms probably even worse, for centuries from the Thirty Years' War, to Louis XIV, to Napoleon
nooooooon pre-1815 doesn’t count we’re le good guys now
Wtf those territories are Rightfully French as well, wtf is wrong with you?
why did you not allow them a referendum after WW2 than like you did with Saarland, where you got blown the fuck out?
So if they wanted to be French why there was no referendum in 1918?
Alas-Lören är svenskt, ut ur mitt bräde
All you're proving now is that france is a warmongering nation
muh le hexagone
ACH NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN
Fucking cringe and shitty meme, at least we didn't fucked over
ALL OF EUROPE BELONG TO THE FRENCH
the french should be exterminated like vermin
tfw they're back in the game and rule Europe now
What kind of autismo do you have mate ?
Based and Frenchpilled desu
“““wins””” both world wars
can’t even steal the saar
THE ABSOLUTE STATE
Hon hon hon
OH NO NO NO NO NO LOOK AT THIS DUDE WAIT TILL YOU SEE THE HO HO HO HO AHHHH
Are you retarded? By the Treaty of Versailles, France's borders was fixed forever, and it was good the way it is. Rhénanie was no more in our Agenda It was in 18 & 19th Century. Partioning Germany nonetheless was still in our agenda, no matter the era. By 1945, same, Also we created a puppet state in that same Sarre area for 9 years so eat a dick
OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHA
I'm sorry, what did you say, i can't hear you from all around the world
for 9 years
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8.
Last (You) from me btw, your shitty trolling attempts are really bad. I won't even bother.
when you roast yourself
These random shitty thirdie colonies totally make up for losing one fourth of my territory
france bragging about his participation prize
Still longer than the German Occupation of France kek, btw you're Lucky we didn't take care of your ass in the early 1800's as well lol
says the country whose White House got burned by literal Canadians
cringin @ these yankees and swedes
who are you?
having any real participation in ww2
Britain felt sorry and gave you a loser medal
Soviet union beat them alone with help from America
St Pierre & Miquelon
Unironically better than Sw*den as of today lmao
occupying an entire nation in wartime is totally the same as occupying a low populated tiny state in peacetime
noooooooon give us an A for effort or we’ll literally join the warsaw pact
france making fun of sweden for immigration problems
I'm an idiot so I don't know.
I remember that "La Dernière Classe" was in Japanese elementary school textbooks.
Throwing rocks when you live in a glass house.
Face it, both of us have immigration problems, i don't see how that has anything to do with our convo though. It's almost like you got btfo so hard you had the change the subject
ah yes, the quintessential frenchies
Dude, you never conquered Europe at some point, why are you trying to be relevant or talk shit lmao, while, in a spawn of 20 years we went from a collapsing Monarchy in Civil war to Europe overlords and put everybody except the Eternal perfidious Albion on our knees during that time. Only Spain, Italy/Greece, the G*rms/Austria and Russia can sit on the table as us (UK never really stepped a foot on the Mainland but their Sea empire make them HONORARY member of the club), but certainly not some random nobody who at best got Finland, some part of Norway and Estonia lol.
This thread is like pure concentrated Jow Forums
What is it, dear Croatia? Still butthurt about the WC? Nice 2016 cherrypicking photo you got there! also:
bragging about italian achievements.
OH NO NO NO NO
Not knowing Corse was a French region by 1768, YEARS before the French Empire, and 1 year before the Birth of Napoléon.
Also, By your logic, Italians shouldn't brag about Garibaldi who was French amirite?
Open a book.
his capital has the name of a British citizen
1 year before napoleon
such frenchification, I guess that's why Nappy was a Corsican nationalist.
Italians shouldn't brag about Garibaldi who was French amirite?
I have literally never seen an Italian brag about him, the most I've seen them talk about amounted to
fuck garibaldi for letting the terrones in
calling a Corsican "Italian"
enjoy your century of vendetta
SEETHING gauls who can't accept the ROMAN BVLL conquered them once again
Napoleon spoke French, was educated in a French system, considered himself French and fought for the French army.
He was undeniably French, but I guess it's difficult for an American to understand how culture works.
heh i was going to write a serious reply to your post but i can see here that your flag is australian so it looks like you lose this round kiddo
just to ensure that the germans are denied a cohesive nation-state
there is literally no more worthy goal
any man would be proud to know his son died to stop G*rm expansion
Napoleon spoke French
he got bullied by frogs for his accent, his first language is Italian
considered himself French
In his youth he was an outspoken Corsican nationalist and supported the state's independence from France.
fought for the french army
you mean he cucked the gauls into following his leadership.
My town is older than your “country” Bruce
In his youth he was an outspoken Corsican nationalist and supported the state's independence from France
Napoleon was well liked in italy because he spoke italian lmao
Germany didn't expand for centuries, the German states of the HRE just minded their own business mostly. Prussian/German militarism and the German unification was a direct result of the French threat.
So, are Gauls cucks or bullies? You seem to hesitate
If they are not German than why are their laws still in German?
And France was created by us. So what was your point again?
w-we m-made fun of his accent!
yeah he still became emperor and took all of europe
Reminder that when Napoleon came back to France the gauls literally started crying when they saw him.
In his youth he was an outspoken Corsican nationalist and supported the state's independence from France.
And then when Corsica briefly became independent in the 1790's they banned the Bonaparte family for being too pro-French. It's mentionned in .
In a codicil to his will, written in exile atLongwood Houseon St Helena on 16 April 1821, Napoleon had expressed a wish to be buried "on the banks of theSeine, in the midst of the French people [whom I] loved so much".
Nappy just wanted his homeland to be part of his (Corsican) Empire.
Why do I get memed for my flag when this is the quality of posts Americans are producing
Reminder that it's the natural state of the g*ul to bow down to the ROMAN BVLL
By these logics The greatest german leader who swifted Europe in WW2 was in fact... Austro-Hungaryan and wanted Germany, Poland etc... To be part of his Austrian Empire... Riiiiiiiiiiiite?
Gibt es überhaupt noch elsässische Gesetze?
Was ist aus denen geworden nach der Eingliederung der Region in den Grand Est?
How do fr*Nchoids COPE with the fact that they’re named after Germanic BVLLS? Is this the root of their expansionist inferiority complex?
greatest german leader
lmao, and he was a*Strian, reminder that the a*Strian is the reason DEUTSCHLAND lost their easten provinces, there's a reason Bismarck didn't want a*Stria as part of his EMPIRE.
They kept them. In German and in fact the German law takes precedence over the French translation because some of those are actually international treaties like the concordats with the Holy See.
I didn't realize we were surrounded by Hostile French forces. It's slightly worrying
England was a country before the Duke of Normandy showed up
I actually like the French culture/language/people, but what’s the deal with their anti-German(ic) autism?
The germs destroyed europe
repeatedly cucked, same reason the poles are so butthurt.
It's just banter mate. Normal French people possess a certain indifference towards Germany. The only emotional response you will get might be some faint anxiety towards Germany's economical strength. They have more of a friendly rivalry with the UK.
How M*ttoids COPE with the fact that their country was in a First place found by error, and then was settled by EVROPEANS mentally ill rejects and are living in a land they claim that isn't theirs?
filthy g*Ul, you underestimate my power...
Is just a prank bro, i made this thread because i was bored and wanted (You)s lmao. I actually took German as Second Language in HS
It's awake... Dios mio...
we need a Tarrant al Iraqi to rid europe and the world of the g*rman menace
We view France and the French people as one of our oldest/strongest allies, but your SEETHING hatred towards the Germans (and the Austrians/Dutch/Flemish/etc.) is perplexing.
We could have but we chose not to, as a good gesture towards Germans and to preserve peace in Europe. I know peace isn't a familiar concept for Americans but try to understand nonetheless
We got dragged kicking and screaming into two wars on your behalf.
siding with huns over frogs
Typical muh heritage mutt. The Anglosphere gives shit to France, but we will always side with them over Krauts.
reminder that this entire class would have probably died in ww1
Shut up. That's your debt for existing as a nation thanks to US from the Perfidious Alb*onoids. We have the right to summon you as much as we want just for this
Why, though? The U.S. have a pro-France/U.K. bias for cultural/historical reasons, but we’ve got no real reason to hate Germans and/or Germany.
There's no seething towards Dutch or Felmish people in France and there has never been, Germans on the other hand have been quite the ennemy for the last century but they're our supposed allies now.
That's wrong, also you mutts became the world's strongest power thanks to those two wars. Well; better than being forced into communism I guess.
Neither do you have any reason to hate us?
Nobody asked you to hate germany you madman
based, i will help yall destroy the g*rrms any time
Historically it was the other way around
Outside of some boomers who are still SEETHING over the Iraq War autism, Americans don’t hate France at all.
OH NO NO NO NO
France doesn't really have any "natural" border, it's been all over the place
The “French” are Celts speaking Latin with a Germanic accent.
Tbf natural borders don't exist, unless you mean mountains and rivers and shit but they don't necessesarly make sense. And if you speak about languages or cultures or genetics well all those thing can change (excepts genetics but neighbors of Europe are usually genetically pretty close to the point it doesn't mean shit)
who gives a fuck man, we need to unite like in the frankish kingdom and crush the anglo once and for all. not just for us but for the world
Turkey certainly seems to have "natural" borders
And so does Britain of course, and Japan (and all the island countries)
Not sure if basiert, but definitely rotgepillt
All that dick-measuring contest bragging about who had the most oppressive and blood-thirsty nation
Why can't we all be friends, /euro/bros ? the concept of nation is overrated anyways. regional identity is where the truth lies.
No they don't, they have kurds inside their borders and they have a part of Syria (Antioche).
Also britain is four kingdoms, England, Scotland and Wales whose borders evolved and are nothing natural. Don't even get me started on northern motherfucking Ireland
1810 was a good year