Lauren
/brit/
*help me*
*help me*
*help me*
*help me*
*pop pop*
FIRE
Haha I get that reference
Well of course, you have to have a very high IQ to under Rorke and Davey.
leftypol addicted to opium from one cocodamol
its a fucking travesty that i dont have a gf
a travesty
im better than most normies (not better than most chads but better than most normies)
Why did she take her shoes off?
game over rorke
multiculturalism and tolerance has won
To get comfortable for the long ride into the afterlife
beto more like btfo
leftypol crushing his benzos and snorting them
eating toast
Britain isn't a country of immig-
Well Rorke?
Who that?
imagine taking a tranny home, getting "her" ready for sex and then seeing a shrunken willy where the fanny is supposed to be.
rorke last seen at john o' groats making a last stand
bros...
leftypol eating toast
Laying on my side smoking some opium
Rorke be all like "excuse me waiter this chicken korma is too spicy, may I speak to a manager please?" lmaoooooooooooo
I'm finally normal BMI again after 5 years
No more fat American jokes
this is some austin powers shit
ahh yes, a man of culture.
leftypol cutting his wrists with a butter knife
team medic rushing out to attend to rorke
policeberg confiscating said knife and asking to see his topping off loisense
ahh yes, un hombre de cultura.
leftypol slipping on ice
rorke rushing out to attend to team moosey
quite a strange subculture on Jow Forums. not sure I like it.
Asians in fishnets are my fetish
rorke fighting on despite his wounds
"just get it over with, user."
youtube.com
thread theme
Bought it with Bitcoin
Yeah I went there and like 75% of the threads were imptrash didn’t really get the rest and it’s too slow
Strange place
fishnets? just rubbish tights mate
*slams down pint glass*
Never been, is there a /britbant/?
finished eating toast
She wants a man from herefordshire (NOT hertfordshire)
rorke spending every waking hour arguing on race and iq forums
reckon we should set up a formal colony.
*sniffs*
Ok done, as you were
is that in MA or NH somewhere?
leftypol finished eating toast
She wants an incel man
She wants a man thats never had sex
heh
its "who will never have sex" get it right
See it done.
brup hup hol hahahhahaaaa wewwooooeeww
can imagine an uassie posting that "oo tmuch beer" image but instead of pepe its tallant and it's "oo too much Jow Forums"
Do you have ever think about how long ago this was????
we gonna' boogie 'til the break of day
leftypol smiling and saying justice served
for me it's tramadol. SSRI opioids are best opioids
race war when?????
as requested
britain is rubbish
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FEEL SO BAD
GOT THE WORST FEELING I'VE EVER HAD
AIN'T GOT NO FRIEND
AIN'T GOT NO PAL
I LOST MY BABY
AIN'T GOT NO GAL
FEEL SO BAD
FEEL SO BAD
GOT THE WORST FEELING I'VE EVER HAD
thats an "ssri opiod" ??
in high school i used to take steal tramadols from my dad because he had surgery and id mix it with alcohol or benadryl and get weird. if it had ssri effects no wonder my brain is so fucked up now
>drink lots of water to wake up early
>piss the bed
>still get up late
oh the britbant thing was tried before
they have a team of anime spammers that will just conitnuously post forever and ever for any general. hardly a deterrent considering you can just filter ids but it just became a more empty/boring version of /brit/
Based.
rorke kicking off after being told to finish his plate
leftypol eating glass again
yeah tramadol is an SSRI, i think ive become immune to them now after taking so many. the seizure threshold is 400mg, the most I've taken in one night is 21x50mg capsules, so more than a gram. didn't have any kind of serizure, felt like shit the next morning though.
The kind of head buzz you get from tramadol is different from any other kind of opiate imo, the second best is oxycodone, but i've never tried heroin
want to share a private thought
watching a russia webcam girl and noticed another girl in the background briefly
clearly some sort of russian camgirl mass operation arranged by the mafia
You all...you all just don’t realize.
I’ve had you dancing to my tune and you never even knew it. I’ve had you arguing with people who weren’t even present. I’ve sat back and watched the discord I’ve sowed with a smile and quiet chuckle, knowing that I am the master of your psyche. I know just what to say to get you going, to make you think what I want you to think, to believe what I want you to believe.
You are under my control. You are my puppets.
just got 90 fletching
did like nearly 2 mil xp today
Cleared off all the shit on my desk
#minimalism
fucking hell lads you thought belle was peng check out amouranth
Started a new gimmick, might solve that issue >>Jow Forums7683083
that's how lifelong eating disorders are formed
would brain you given the chance
Blockheads and fools have it better than you. It's easy to forget that while they fumble around for a bona fide life, their rents are paid by family members. Like shining a candle at the sun, not much harm will be done. Like drinking a wall, it's unlikely, yet my stomach is weighed down by bricks
Gratz
On 77 wc me, grinding out to 99 for the next few weeks
not impressed
the best thing about belle delphine is that she looks like shes 15
Fuck me I'm retarded
Just yesterday, I had you believing a few of your little “personalities” were here arguing with one another when in reality they were probably quietly asleep, unaware that their personas were dancing without them. Unaware that they were being driven and they weren’t even at the wheel.
And you all, unaware that you were being entertained by my little minstrel show. You will never know what is real.
i'm a fussy eating runt and it's all my parents fault
hate to be that dickhead that blames his parents for his problems but if they'd been more strict in forcing me to eat things as a child then i wouldn't have ended this way
simple as
85% of the catalog is frogposters and soyjaks
got her in my wank folder
gonna go to mcdonalds tomorrow and order a cheeseburger without the lettuce, gerkins, burger and cheese
need a feet gf
I'm all out of hope
One more bad dream could bring a fall?
When I'm far from home
Don't call me on the phone
To tell me you're alone
It's easy to deceive
It's easy to tease
But hard to get release
Eyes without a face (les yeux sans visage)
Eyes without a face, got no human grace your eyes without a face
I spend so much time
Believing all the lies
To keep the dream alive
Now it makes me sad
It makes me mad at truth
For loving what was you
really wish i had a peng indian camgirl to do an empire roleplay for me
but at the times i'm drunk enough to use camgirls, there's never any indians online
only this one canadian indian who's a fucking bitch and tries to drag out the session as long as possible
I'm waiting in my cold cell when the bell begins to chime
Reflecting on my past life and it doesn't have much time
'Cause at 5 o'clock, they take me to the Gallows Pole
The sands of time for me are running low,
don't really like niggers but wish I were a nigger bluesman
Even right now, you’re wondering “is this even true? Or is he just messing about with us?”
Are you confused? Do you not know what to believe?
thank you
gl lad
it's 2019 mate, stop being a nostalgic runt trying to replicate the comfy life when you played runescape 2007
live in the present and sort yourself out
had a job for 18 months now but the last bird i shagged i met from the job centre course i forced to do before i found work
really makes you think