How true are the sterotypes about your country?

I am surrounded by Chinese.

I tend to leave stuff for tomorrow instead of doing it today

i wouldn't care to be a puppet state of the usa

i am unironically pretty racist irl
i'm nationalistic and don't really give a shit about anything outside of america

you start off small then get addicted to earning money

whatis your monthly income average?

my dad really is a construction worker and

Honest question: if you're nationalistic, which nation do you identify with?

what a stupid question, my own of course

I hate Russia and Germany and love America

Fat stupid retarded njgger

Cunt is used all over the Anglosphere and most people piss outside.

But I assume American blacks aren't a part of that nation of yours? So who is then? I'm just curious how you define the nation with which you identify. And how you call it.

we are a pretty divided nation ethnically, politically, and even geographically (yanks vs southerners.) i do not consider non-whites as americans. they live in their own segregated ghettos and behave completely differently. it's like they're in mini countries in our country.

I'm white
Sometimes

While I haven't ever glassed someone, I have been in fights where people were glassed.
I'm casually racist in fairly public conversations.

The Southern Accent. Pretty much everything is true about it.

My step-father was a cop and he told a group to do something and used "you" instead of "ya'll" but then the people in the group were confused about whom should be following his instructions.

Also "f'ya'll'd've" is a real word and it means "if ya'll would have".

"Paintin' me a picture" means "I'm painting a picture for myself. It's a reflexive dative pronoun.

"how many o'kids you got?"

I wouldn't be surprised if Southern reintroduced grammatical cases or gender or something autistic like that.

basically no different from ebonics
i hear niggers speak this way all the time

What stereotypes? No one knows shit about us

this is true
i can't think of any baltic stereotypes
that's how irrelevant you are

im indeed cute and loved by everyone

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Every single stereotype is true.

just get a job that isn't too demanding, I used to be the same way for 3-5 years and am only now slowly beating my laziness, not rly a workaholic tho.

Ebonics got it from The South. I'm from Oklahoma and white southerners talk just like blacks. I was in a store and heard the clerk say the total, but when I saw the clerk I was surprised she was white.

I'm poorly educated and I think Argentina is objectively the greatest country, and I'm prettier than Brad Pitt and smarter than all you.

absolute truth
most males here are born with 3 testicles and we're surrounded by pussies

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We use sarcasm to hide our true feelings because we're very sceptical and fear to be ourselfs so we keep nagging on eachother

In relation with other nationalities :
We rather act tolerant (the best way we can) than be tolerant towards others
for example towards nice chink people, beautiful black skins and so on

fuck off I hate you faggot

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Love tea, can't go more than a few hours without some.

Filipino worship white people. Most underclass go overseas as maids and construction workers in Saudi Arabia

I hate Russia and Germany and love Poland

We live in the forest or in the favelas

I'm the opposite.

is it? because i've said cunt in front of my girlfriend from the uk and she said i shouldn't say that. she's from london, maybe that's why?

I drive a truck and unironically call people commies

I dont really know about stereotypes about my country desu

I love everything about finno-ugric nations and keep my shoes in here.

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i own guns and eat too much

We do say sorry a lot and slip out eh at the end of sentences unintentionally when speaking

I'm a reindeer riding mongol and melancholic alcoholism is my occupation. Everything I've read about us here has been 100% factually correct, keep up the good work.

had some diarrhea and noticed spinach leaves floating around in there... why didn't they get digested properly?

I been beheaded twice

every stereotype about us is false

:3 Poland... aww

I've never worked a day in my life.

But SA isnt white tho

my job includes selling insurance.

Your teeth arent bad, you just have fucked up gums, not a dentist but it looks like you brush too hard.

I got mogged by an emu when I was a child

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i got kicked by a roo as a child
>tfw it didnt gut me on the spot and im still alive today

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a kangaroo jumped in front of my friends bike, he swerved and went in pothole that flew him off the bike and hit his head on a rock. He had to get 7 stitches in the side of his head, first time I made a 000 call

Dislike abos, but I can't stay mad at the cheeky buggers :^)
Hate muzzies
Hate poofs
Say cunt a lot
Drink beer
Lift weights
Work outside and have a farmer's tan.
Eat kangaroo at least a couple times a month.
Once smoked a whole durrie through my nose
I eat fairy bread and vegemite

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I am hairy

Simple as

>be kiwi
>get shot

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>Once smoked a whole durrie through my nose
based and dartpilled

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I just watched a fat red neck with a handlebar mustache wearing a wifebeater with Old Glory act like a huge shitmonger about not getting his steaks two dollars off per pound. He later sped off in his rundown pickup truck after he got done yelling and cursing out anything he assumed was management. He kept bobbing his head around and exaggerating his movement like a sassy black woman. The whole thing was hysterical.

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Yeah it's pretty common up norf

They get real uppity about the word for God knows why here in the States. I swear, I think they just want their own "nigger."

I say "kurwa" a lot

How often do you talk about katyn?

rarely, I'm not obsessed with history so I defy that stereotype I guess

>f'ya'll'd've
lol that's cool

Do you consider irish and italians american? They are not WASP and never fully integrated. What about white non-anglo protestants like germans?

Stereotype about lithuanians is that you are a bunch of backstabbing kikels who will do anything to make a quick buck.

i would eat a burger everyday if i could

Is our government totally corrupt? - yeah
Is is cold here? - yeah
Are we always drunk? No
, but when we drink we consume so much alcohol, that if a person from other nation would drink on par with us he would just disolve of so much alcohol and disappear into thin air.

In Russland we a have a stereotype that Estonians are slowpokes. Do other balts think the same of them?

i have a dixie flag

I unironically say "fedt mand"

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I do blaspheme a lot.

i support genocide of serbian rats
=U=

I bombed a school

åh gode Gud please be a girl please be in Köpnhööögen

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Like your products

australians using cunt in everyday speech is an affectation so they can sound more like the dumb zyzz jersey shore "muzza" culture therein, it is not genuine. australians are dumber than any other group I've ever met, and are legitimately the most pathetic groveling nation of hypocrites and image obsessed wannabes I've ever interacted with.

that said, hot women for sure.

I guess the stereotype is true that Americans have huge dicks.

we are too irrelevant for stereotypes - ignoring Jow Forums homo shit that is

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I will arrive about 15-20 minutes late. Both formal and informal occasions

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that is the most fucking annoying characteristic about every single one of my disgusting hispanic and black employees, enjoy being proud of that, you are of 0 value to anyone.

fuck up you fat cunt

I don't hate Anglos

If you knew our public transportation system, you would know why I am late

i hate r*ssians and sw*des

also every white australian i've met has been fat; meanwhile all your immigrants do bodybuilding and live healthy lifestyles. you guys are fucking laughable lmao, and whenever I see anti-american sentiment coming from you it is hilariously shallow and just a projection of your own iniquities. garbage country for garbage people.

Ours sucks too, drive like a normal fucking person.

I am very shy and meek

Leave.earlier.

Goddamn every single subhuman gives the same 3 excuses.... "da bus was late bix nood"

Mexico and he hates whites.