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/brit/ threads without brits KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

America has barnone the worst infrastructure in the developed world

Woah

Why did God make Latinas if he didn't want to give me a Latina gf?

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Sometimes music is so good I start crying haha

not a major rorke but when i was like 13 a paki family moved 4 doors down from me in a white stronghold suburb on the outskirts of a pakified urban area

me and the lads egged their house on numerous occasions and they moved out within 6 months
i was just a daft kid though innit we used to egg loads of places and they just happened to be on the list every time

have you tried actually speaking to any of them?

test

same

Welcome back to /brit/

They don't like gringos

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was going to post that again in the new thread with the unfortunate timing but decided to leave it in the old thread

new thread new me x

Anyone with an IQ below 95 will be unemployabe soon

icles

Kissed 3 girls AMA

*surreptitiously alerts n.z.s.i.s. of an escapee*

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im an expert on lauren and this is one of her top 10 performances

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cheers brenton, really appreciate having to jump through a bunch of hoops just so I can pretend to be a bender on /brit/

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one of the greatest scenes of all time

where? how? where they hot?

fucking fire this
ty lad

Would any of you actually have the balls to fight me? You wouldn’t. Be honest.

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serious question:

how did you know they wanted to kiss you?

ive never kiseed a girl and im new to interacting with grills

how do you know they're ready to get kissed?? how horny do they have to be?

i have an iq of 150 and i'm unemployable

Modest ass, still good

scary that kiwis are actually getting banned, it will happen to us soon too

do you have a quick rundown on the kiwi Jow Forums situation? bonus points if it's some daft politician talking about Jow Forums when he clearly doesn't understand how it works

'friad i'm going to have to report you to the authorities m8

did you know smoking is bad for you?

Where is that faggot fuck that said he’d fly out to Van? Ran away?

im sick tired of being in front of this fucking computer but i have nowhere to go this late at night and mom would probably give me a lecture if i went for a walk

>kiwis are getting banned
why?

ok lads but if he was a bruce why did he do it in new zealand? makes no sense when there's a bigger muslim population in sydney and probably bigger mosques there

youtu.be/SlD__oS2mVY

Basically radio silence. The ISP are saying they're doing it to stop people from watching the livestream video but I think they've been waiting for an excuse to do this for a while.

No is going to speak up about this either since this is the normiest country that ever normied and people just can't comprehend using the internet for anything other than facebook

youtube.com/watch?v=EOA1wBw_Jt4

looser gun laws probably

also, the nz doesn't have life sentences

youre very welcome im glad you like it. this heat are peak

probably got the guns in n.z. and couldn't ship them back

Either in public or at one of our apartments. Nothing to it really, they expect it after the first date, just go in and give them a peck. I'd say 2 were cute and 1 was trashy-cute.
You don't completely, but if it's the past the first date (or if it's the first date but you've managed to get them back to your place) then you can be quite sure they want it or at least are open to the possibility. The key is to have a dating relationship beforehand; I definitely DO NOT recommend trying to kiss some random friend or girl from your office or whatever.

Girls past the age of 16 aren't stupid, they know what guys want and if you've gotten past the first date hurdle they're interested. Kissing isn't a big thing to them, they like it and see it as harmless and romantic. If it's the second date they're ready to be kissed and they don't have to be horny.

Come to van.

Imagine the smell.

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>buzzed
>listening to choons on my laptop
Is there any better feel?

Soyboys often have gfs and wife's and I'll explain why
The women dating these small souled bugmen are all on birth control
Birth control basically is simulated pregnancy and when women are pregnant they want a provider with lots of resources and these soyboys usually have tech jobs that pay well
Once they get off birth control they realize that thier bfs are no chin soy guzzling faggots with man tits and go after the alpha male

This is scholarship

Liberal Christianity must die

This must be why I'm still a virgin

really? I don't know too much about how birth control works but it being simulated pregnancy makes sense
seen girls before and after and they fucking BALLOON taking birth control

reckon if donaldo gets indicted on whatever charges itll probably because of something that don jr says, that kid is a real loose cannon and gets easily baited

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6817009/Don-Jr-comes-Chelseas-defense-students-blamed-New-Zealand-mosques-attack.html
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6817009/Don-Jr-comes-Chelseas-defense-students-blamed-New-Zealand-mosques-attack.html

hmmm.. interesting. i shall heed your advice.

You can’t indict a sitting president.

could you shut the fuck up and take off your stupid pass thing already

mental how brenton will probably be out of prison before his hair has even gone fully grey

reckon he'll do it again

think you got the wrong place. Jow Forums is two boards down.

he doesnt have a clue what hes talking about

A 2011 Cochrane systematic review found that studies of combination hormonal contraceptives showed no large difference in weight when compared with placebo or no intervention groups.[67]

really don't believe this
maybe his basic premise is wrong but they definitely balloon
nearly all women talk about their tits getting bigger on birth control

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There are people who are shagging daily for years on end with multiple partners.
And I've never even kissed a girl.
Crazy how life is.

which boomers are worse? the american ones or the australian ones? honestly looking at the comments on facebook aussie ones are pretty bad and you had the white australia pseudo apartheid policy for a while

why don't you kiss a girl then?

face like a slapped arse

Mental to think that every random couple you see out in public, that's the whole basis of their relationship: shagging. The man putting his penis in the woman's vagina. Wild.

youtube.com/watch?v=seO9Rz66tfA
Shlomo really went nuts on this one

Jews be financing and promoting hip-hop music while secretly mastering the violin and playing masterpieces

aussie ones sound worse just because of the internet investment thing

pop that pussy bitch

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im not a woman
im not a man
i am somethin you would never understand

for me, it's jizzbunker.com

really like her

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Hey ted here’s some non dogshit music for you buddy

youtu.be/cqa4_YuQQV8

real talk my nigga.
btw, nice pepe to go along with that post

most underrated boards?
/f/ is top of my list.

our boomers are probably less fucked in the head because fewer of them per capita had to fight in vietnam

fuck me do the irish know how to get a properly fitted jacket?

i know for sure that any sport im playing id be inspired to see connor macfoockingreggor in my lockerroom hyping me up

hes fucking great on so many levels

Was thinking about my favourite mad genius this morning
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i have a latina gf and im gringo

get in the van

youtu.be/8502CuMVpQ4

its happening

why did australia and nz join the vietnam war while britain and canada didn't?

you lads afraid of a few gooks or what?

the irish really are subhuman

He's a problem child, and what bothers him all comes out
When he talks about his fucking dad walking out

Janny called me a nigger and nothing happens to him

pretty good
will look for more of their stuff

Bbn

GOOD lad

haven't had anything to eat except minted peas for a month

because you're a bunch of fuckin idiots, i think

>buy a website that's fairly unique
>turn it into a social media platform that will be completely in favour of the big ones
Bravo hiro

this man is lying