Why do Americans put tiny plastic tables in the middle of their pizzas?

Why do Americans put tiny plastic tables in the middle of their pizzas?

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So the cheese doesn't get stuck on top of the box. If you order a pan pizza from a pizzeria you get this here as well.

In case you need a table to shart on and you don't want to get your table dirty.

To keep the pizza from getting crushed and in case you run into a sprite or pixie or whatever else you can offer them a piece.

it's to put your pet mouse

It's a small table to feed your pets pizza with

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why does swedish cuisine suck so much, matter of fact, why are all scandi cuisines absolute trash?

humidity causes cardboard to sag

geometry means that the center of the pizza box sags

that tiny table stops the pizza box from touching the melty cheese, and getting all the toppings stuck to the top of the box

its an absolute must if stacking 2 or more pizza boxes on top of eachother

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don't know what you're talking about

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Are you offended by the post?

Do Americans really do this?

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Very nice of them to leave out chairs and a table for the huldufólk

kek'd

Yes, just after vacuuming the yard and licking the guns clean

not even, i'm just genuinely curious.

Wtf? Am*ricans are SO pathetic...

of course you are

I doubt you even know what nordic cuisine is.

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I know right? They don't even put kebab or fries on their pizza lmao

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>american vegetable field
kek, good reference

>potatos on pizza
You could put cardboard and wood shavings as toppings as well.

b&r

Don't hate it until you've tried it. Kebab pizza special is the ultimate Buddha bless food.

So the top of the pizza box doesn't touch the pizza.

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Mate I don't want to hear the actual explanation. I made this thread so you could explain to me how the table is for tiny elves or some shit like that I find it hilarious

I'm microwaving some water and getting the laughing shoes. This is a good thread.

How many times did you get shot while writing this post?

We do that aswell

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why would the cheese get stuck on top of the box?

Why do Argentinians put tiny propellers in their pizza?

Without that masterpiece of technology

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the pizza box is a disposable drone of course

What’s this garbage? Mash it or something.

He probably got shot 56 times as he went to pick up the mayonnaise to lube up his girlfriend's bull.

Twice, but both missed my vital organs. Which is good, since I have no health insurance. Not that I need it, since I put my faith in health in Jesus. You wouldn't know, being a pro-Palestinian Socialist fancy pants atheist.

Fine Scandinavian cuisine

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Maybe you're driving/biking and you hit a bump, the pizza would hit the top of the box, sometimes getting stuck because of the grease.

I will dig in tomorrow I think

Because the cheese is sticky, obviously.

Superior pizza box design wouldn't require gnome garden furniture.

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I've never seen one of these

Seriously though you should be ashamed of your cuisine

You don't even know our cuisine.

That's not an American thing. We do that too, although it isn't a table, it is closer to the Mercedes sign without the circle.

From which animal is that and, in particular, which part has been used ?

Sheep head. It's pretty good.

?????? everybody does that
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