How over is it in your cunt right now?

oohhh i overdosed too and tried burning coal in a closed room

what did you overdose on?
i've been considering cutting the jugular, but it seems like a lot of people survive that
i read about some dude who kept slicing this neck but the blood was coagulating quickly so it would stop realy fast

You won't be able to cut your own throat because it's too painful and the artery is behind the windpipe, all you'll get is a bloody mess and partial facial or throat paralysis, then you will spend a year getting meds, injections, electro therapy on those nerves. The vagus nerve does feed the heart but it got 4 lines, it will work even with one and if sown back within days it regenerates under months. You need to decapitate yourself. Best bet is the train in the middle of the field at 3am when the driver isn't expecting you. All people jump in front of the train at bridges and intersections. If there are enough bushes he won't see you. You just jump out and put your neck across the railway.

Did you try taking aspirin before? did you end up in a mental hospital?

I'm thinking of loading up on aspiring and cutting myself in the bathtub.

Use a shotgun, its the most effective and painless method

nah, i don't have the courage to do that
honestly, i'm gonna try something retarded. connect some metal roads to the electrict socket and grab the rods with ECG gel on my hands

It takes a lot of balls to do this. I've considred tying a metal rope to a tree and to my neck and slamming on the accelerator. But I don't have the courage to do it, same with the train tracks or jumping.

Have you considered a guillotine? I'm willing to partner up with people and help out if someone is willing to do this method.

Aspirin has cured my homosexuality.

You might survive it. I've been electrocuted before with 220v. The higher the amp to more it hurts, the homemade battery charger for the car has lower voltage and higher amps than regular current in the house and that was fucking awful compared to the faulty sockets.

You can get guns. I would be dead by now. There are high calibre used revolvers for a few hundred bucks. They never jam, easy to inspect for flaws before you buy.

Honestly fuck you and everybody who jumps in front of trains etc... Do you even think how train drivers feel? If you must there are ways to kill yourself that don't involve traumatizing uninvolved people

amps depends on the voltage and the resistance, tho.
dry skin has very high resistance. that's why i'm gonna use the conductive gel.
Say i'm able to reduce the resistance to 1k ohm.
i can pull 120ma. that's considered deadly. across the chest specially

I still have hope, we were on a self-destruction path, we still fucked, but people apparently realise that free shit don't exist.

I don’t know what this thread is about and I don’t care but I’m seeing the latest posts were made by literal attention whores who don’t wanna die but cry for attention because they want the thrill and attention that comes with it. Or maybe they were so retarded they don’t know what helium method is aka only method that’s safe to kill yourself with, in both stepping back and pain-o-metre?

Don't fucking suicide lads, you will cause so much problems to everyone around you. Don't do it.
If Andy can endure living you all can.

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>Eastern EU
>trauma
How convenient of you to care.

You want to put the clamps on your nipples?
That's hawt, lemme fuck you first.

You should kys first and asap.

Yes I will administer it to myself rectally.

no I should not, neither you

never mind, please go do it already.

but if you survive, you end up as a vegetable.
brain damage scares me to no end

>ou will cause so much problems to everyone around you
fuck off.

They killed my favourite tranner source. It is over. Will kms now.
55chan.org/tr/

hoq you fags talk about suicide like this? WHAT the fuck is wrong with you all

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oh noes suicide

No I don't know anything beyond the schoolshooters this week.

This 19yo boy wants to be my bf. Me and him are gonna watch something on Netflix and hangout at his house and eat pizza and cuddle. He's cute and has really pretty blue eyes. I'm 23 btw

It is over.

>I'll never experience this
fuck my life

???
Why not? Just install Grindr. You get rejected a fuck ton but after a while cute boys come out of the woodwork and wanna be your bf

dude, believe me, it just won't happen
still, good luck to you two

You want me to put my dick into soy?

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Oh. Well maybe you'll find someone your own age. Don't give up. And thanks
I don't want you to do anything

i'm same age as you are
i think we talked yesterday somewhere

I think we did though I don't remember what about

post more felipe

virginity i think

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Ah. It's never too late. After all I just lost mine 2 months ago. It wasn't very good but since I've had a lot of comfy sex with qts. Make sure to install grindr. You never know what'll come about.

You request on your forms to never ever be a vegetable or be in coma in the first place, you damn attention whore.
No, you won’t. You’re an attention whore and that’s all you’re gonna be. You’ll die in peace at your crusty mattress at age 97 with your digital tablet in your leathered veiny hands browsing this very board with a thread similair as this as we speak. And I’m gonna insult you as you take your last breath.
In case you WILL take something rectally stick a vacuum cleaner in your poosiboygate at strongest power to suck out your worthless important organs. Painful but funny for me lol.

based commies BTFOing seething conservatard NEETs

I've actually been on grindr for a while.
and and scruff. and hornet. didn't work
i'm just not good at this

>You request on your forms to never ever be a vegetable or be in coma in the first place, you damn attention whore.
what forms? lol you think this shit flys in this fucking planet? if my mom finds me unconscious with a bag on my head, she's gonna pull it out and call an ambulance.
Dude, what if you don't die? And end up paralysed from the bran damage? Fuck that.

>mitral valve prolapse, temporal lobe epilepsy, leukemia in the family
>97
I believe you 100%

flies in this fucking country*

holy shit i need to proof read my posts, fml

The time my first gf left me for being a retard, i tried to overdose on pills and i cut my face a bit. Everyone could see the bruises on my cheeks afterwards, it was dumb

Yes because you are fugly.

what did you take?

This unironically

so based i can't express in words

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sleeping pills
they just made me get some convulsions and diarrhea

i tried mixing a bunch
it just put me in a coma and made me vomit inside my lungs lol

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaleplon
ema.europa.eu/en/documents/product-information/sonata-epar-product-information_en.pdf
You gotta be kidding one of the rarest drugs to get in the EU, most Dr's will give you fucking diazepam.

I'd say it's positively ogre, fren.

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I literally drink on most benzos and used methadone too without issues. Tf is wrong with all of you?

I'm not gay, I'm not gay, I'm not gay, I'm not gay.

That's not gay not even if you blow her. Real homos want male things.

well, it's the amount
i downed 7 boxes of meds