/brit/

Why do leftists defend a fascistic ideology like Islam so much?

Any /gakked/ man in?

I use a safety razor now and I rarely nick myself if I'm using a fresh blade
it's pretty nice and a pleasant habit to have

because they're told to

why are girls on interpals so fucking horny holy shit
I'm just there to practice languages and meet foreign friends

too bloody right mate, too bloody right *signals to dave-o to chuck the salt+vinegar over*
course, the tories will never admit it, mind *ref blows half time whistle*
*bolts towards the urinals*

HOLY FUCKING BASED

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i use a safety razor too i think my strokes were too long

absolutely lobotomized my fucking chin. won't be going outside like this. not until it heals. might slather on some aquaphor. thankfully i'm a NEET.

This is my BBC hungry gf, I love her and she loves Tyrone.

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based

To the kiwi town of Christchurch rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly glanced at all the muslims, didn't have too much to say
No one dared to ask his business, no one gave him eye contact
The stranger there among them had a rifle on his back
Rifle on his back

In this town there was a big mosque with the name Masjid Al-Noor
Many muslims came to pray there, and they hoped for many more
They were vicious third-world killers, rapists, welfare queens and worse
And our hero planned to send them all to Allah in a hearse
Allah in a hearse

It only took him sixteen minutes and he racked up forty-nine
He double tapped those muslims, wasn't wasting any time
And his statement, his agenda, when the let those bullets fly
Was a simple plea: "Remember lads, subscribe to Pewdiepie."
Subscribe to Pewdiepie

bitchute.com/video/7NoPjXUPLNij/

I have more issues with my mustache area
nearly always nick that and can't seem to avoid it, weird area don't like shaving it, might just grow a mustache

lol he's from ft walton i used to live there

based

why do people act like extras is a great show? it's pretty lackluster, generic ricky gervais humor and just overall tedious and unimaginative

50 now

Me? NEED to be driving around Florida in a floral shirt doing lines and smoking cigars ASAP

what do you lads do on rainy days besides videogames? need something to entertain the gf

yeah that and the corners of my mouth inevitably get a little fucked every time i shave

might go back to the ol' pussy razor

wank

name a worse tasting vodka than Svedka

was even worse with disposables think there is just areas that are awkward to shave even with the most precautions

beware
youtube.com/watch?v=i-LI2MWHlZ8

unironically that sounds like my life

come fall into the mirror with me buddy

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have literally never noticed vodka tasting different unless it's something like aquavit or flavored
is it even chemically possible for a neutral spirit to taste differently?

who /f1/ here?

Woke up from a dream where I wasn't fat. After waking up fat felt a burden

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Florida /brit/ meetup on the cards, la

eat less rice and naan
simple as that lad

i wank
one might say im a wanker

Grim grim grim

sounds like it gets really fucking boring quick since life isn't a Hollywood movie yeah
unless you like larping as if you are in one

just try svedka

Shut up faggot

how long does a kebab last before it goes off. i want to buy one today and bring it to work for tomorrow, that a good idea or nah, so itll be idle for like 12 hours

lots to do in florida

personally i like driving past all the old cubans playing dominos and yelling "ACTUALLY THE CASTROS ARE GOOD" and speeding off

Paint
Read
Play an instrument
Wank
Not in that order

drinking kutskova at the moment
initially thought it was really smooth when I first opened it awhile back, but now it's pretty harsh which makes me wonder if that's a form of oxidization or something that make it's unpleasant

>haha woah lads im like in a bideo gaem right now!! look at my shirt!! fuckin hell it's not like ingerland at all!!

tool

>all night endurance race
should i do it lads

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white stronk!

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sounds like what i did with your mom haha

What's wrong with doing a bit of coke and smoking cigars every now and again? No one is saying to make it a lifestyle.

hate that virgin doubled my internet speed

when i download something it uses up my disk and freezes

my pc was frozen for a solid 5 minutes there

Based gook, you're alright bro

absolute dragonslayer

was wondering what east asian countries were thinking of the shooting

PUT A RING ON IT Pornhub star Mia Khalifa breaks hearts by revealing she’s got engaged

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YEAH FUGGIN GILLEM :DDDDD

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it was cripplechan why is Jow Forums trying to take credit

grim hes not even ugly

She is legit cute, wish she were my brown gf but she were not a former porn star also.

Maybe it's time to switch to sata.

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can't sleep. much to think about

>wanking
>slut that I fuck sometimes sends me a message
>"when are we going to fuck again"
>dont know how to blow off a bitch this thirsty

Masturbation is just much easier lads, after fucking a woman a few times there is no reason to fuck her again, unless you make her your gf or something.

it's this one

amazon.co.uk/Seagate-500GB-7200rpm-Cache-Drive/dp/B005CT56R6

he praised south korea in his manifesto, there is no reason to hate him.

many of us thinks he didn't do wrong, because he killed a bunch of brown mudslimes. we have a yemeni muslim refugee problem in jeju island of south korea.

tell me how to get there i am absolutely desperate for human touch

Polar Ice

poor john is just trying to do his job no need to tell him fuck you

don't punish the footmen for what the dumbass general ordered

Contra is unironically based.

To be fair, the guy posted on here too no doubt and most cripchan posters probably post on here too (like me). But the jannies on there are terrible compared to here and just ban anyone saying anything against the grain on a whim so

just had a business idea

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>how long does a kebab last before it goes off
subtle

perhaps I'm just overly exposed to it and I'm being overly judgemental
just really dislike the artificial drug using culture I guess

what are the thoughts on the shooting itself, the meme aspect i mean

"subscribe to pewdiepie" for example.

Just be shameless on tinder, and get any fuck that you can. Or, you know, just pay a hot prostitute.

I wonder why racial cleansing does not happen in countries where europeans and niggers are ethnically separated like brazil.

shaggers vs. wankers, the eternal struggle

>seagate
Yikes
Maybe it's just because i'm Australian and therefore have a terrible connection(getting fibre next month though) but it does seem like there's some other issue if your connection is writing so fast you can't use your pc properly, go ask Jow Forums.

>Gosh user don't you just feel terrible about those 50 innocent people being murdered by that far right Brexiter?

What do?

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well it was 49 for a start

nay twas 50

>where europeans and niggers are ethnically separated
how did you got this notion? thats the biggest load of horseshit ive ever heard in my life

I rarely take drugs but I have no problem with people using them other than the faggot subculture around them where people make it their lifestyle and part of their identity. Selling drugs is fundamentally redpilled

full/pol/ is just a more deep-cut national socialist, hard line extension of 4pol.
they're still crossposting and lurking, without "us" "they" would starve. they LARP like its a separate beast but its not that simple.

hi

sup sheila

small brain: it was 8choid
semi brainy: it was Jow Forums
woke brain: it was Jow ForumsMDE

>"subscribe to pewdiepie" for example.
pewdiepie is not even famous in south korea. nobody knows who is pewdiepie here. two years ago, felix and marzia traveled to south korea and left several vlogs, but most locals did not know who he was and who she was.

im making food :D wby

you black bastard

guritiba?

my pet rock only did one pill of mdma instead of the usual 3 or 4

mainly bc my pet rock smashed through a bar of xanax as well in the club

was pretty lit

none of the anxieties of not being high anymore came

yeah i thought it would come across as strange to non-westerners. i imagine some japs must have found the initial d song interesting.

really dont know what to think

really a freak absolutely mindboggling that I can even communicate with normal human beings

>many of us thinks he didn't do wrong, because he killed a bunch of brown mudslimes. we have a yemeni muslim refugee problem in jeju island of south korea.

That doesn't mean you can go on a killing spree

Did she mix up that probability thing?

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kind of feel guilty that I give zero fucks about the christchurch shooting

At first it was kind of sad but then the details of the victims came in and there was only one actual new zealander in that group and all of the photos of ugly brown people in dresses and tracksuits crying and I just stopped caring

why should I care that some foreigner shot up a bunch of other foreigners in a city I haven't visited since I was in nappies and why should I have to cede rights to my faggot leftist government who seems to have forgotten they got btfo by the national party last election and only just pulled ahead by pandering to populists over it