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taipei more like tainypeinis LOL

youtube.com/watch?v=IQTDmyK0DoE
go to sleep, little ale.

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trash

KILL ALL WOMEN

fuck outta here

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I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck (whoop!)
I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck (whoop!)
I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck (whoop!)
I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck (whoop!)

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y wud i think about ur mum
LMAO

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ugh, i look nordic as fuck
prussian german ethnicity

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youtube.com/watch?v=Ng_6mK-Zm9E

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would want to try indian food one day

guy from work asked me for my phone number. hoping he texts me soon so i can tell him how i've never tried that expensive burger place downtown.

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VERY nice soles, VERY nice toes and toenail polish, VERY nice tits, VERY nice lips, I like her nose

based

B&RP

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hey at least merkel satisfies the female need to be raped and fucked by dominant invaders. Daily reminder that 2/3 of women orgasm during rape. No wonder they like migration so much

legalize rape

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>one day
do it tomorrow.
do you like him?
I've been looking for that one with the clear glasses. thanks, cananon.

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it's not rape tho. Rape implies that it's not consensual. If she orgasms, that's consent. There's nothing to be legalized here; all legal by my book

curry is overrated imo

>this guy again

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give me some sound to fall asleep with pls

youtube.com/watch?v=TIWoqYfCEmE

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After I graduated high school one year I planned out a trip down to chicago, I was pretty serious about it

I was gonna go see Crystal Castles on New Year's Eve

Ended up not going and spent the money on my trip to China instead
Must have been 2010 or 2011

>do you like him?

no, he's some sort of turbo mutt generic community college normie. i really like his car though.

Wise decision I’d say.

a person is a person. don't be so picky.

are u a homo

No wait it was Major Lazer sorry
I was really into Pon de floor at the time

>i really like his car though.
god i didn't know faggots had roastie-tier materialistic tastes in men. You know there are nice poor and average queers out there too right?

i saw them was I was 15. I enjoyed it.

I keep wanting to make posts, but then think of those gay news reports talking about how some sucker is getting prosecuted for something and it says "the defendent posted X on Jow Forums three years ago"

big cock in small pusi

>coworkers asks if I ever had a gf
>I say I never had one
>she says that’s good
What the fuck, fuck you nigger

don't break the law then??

Yeah but what are the odds of that happening to you?

wouldn't date you

no

fuck faggots

I respect the law, but you never know when you're gonna get wrongly accused of something, or framed, or accidentally break a law

Fuck misogynist incels/fags AND normalfags
Haha there I took both sides

well you are a faggot, so i guess you can go fuck yourself?

youtube.com/watch?v=HR5zpFs7YpY
I never said I wanted to date you, LMAO.

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>i really like his car though.
what car

When is the last time Jow Forums was even in the news

I only read one article about the shooting, it mentioned reddit and 8c han but not Jow Forums

fencesitters like you get the rope first

Jow Forums was mentioned by name on Fox and CNN.

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HEy Siri, give me directions to the Braap Barn

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not showing you my tits again, dad

There is this Japanese denim brand called "Brappers".
Was funny walking through the mall here and seeing a store with a fat glowing "BRAPPERS" sign and mannequin arses in your face around the store.

I bought my parents an Amazon Echo for Christmas and I think they've used it maybe twice.

I think its a challenger, but its one of those special ones thats are more expensive than the original models

>was gonna invite a qt out for a 3rd date
>saw on her insta that she's out of town, halfway across the country

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To be honest if I were black I wish I was this dark black and not brown. Being completely black like that is badass. Really cool

why doesnt my dad love me

ashley please exist the thread stage left, thanks

is his name James Fields

Maybe don’t buy useless shit? Bezos tell you to do that? Fucking moron.

What are they supposed to do with it?

>hey alexa what's the weather like?

just look out the fucking window LOL!

they could do this
youtube.com/watch?v=r5p0gqCIEa8

youtube.com/watch?v=6M6samPEMpM

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no, he's a Bernie supporter

I still love this video.
Will love it forever.

>This Is Demonic Crazy

youtube.com/watch?v=EU2AIxkxiwg

This can't be fake right?

Would love to watch them freak out over an Echo or something.

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Spic?

discord tier

>What are they supposed to do with it?
My dad likes to listen to NPR and my mom likes to listen to music. Also it would help her try to make recipes without having to print shit out or buy more cookbooks also also it controls the light switch

aaaaaaaaaa
gonna take some more clona

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some sort of mix

based

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i'm going to cry

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Idiot

absolutely discordian tier post

aww, what's wrong bud?

wanna talk about it? i'll even post one of those anime girls you like so much

Just buy them an iPad or some shit, who wants to follow audio recipes.

Cringe tier gift.

Those things get all fucked like that when the battery gets low. My uncle got me one of those novelty singing fish things back in the day and it did something comparable when the battery was dying

prime specimen

god she's so cute. shame about the ciggies tho she always seems to have one

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>i saw the thumbnail but it's already gone
dang it

rate this flag

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i missed it what was it

it was glorious

But you can't listen to NPR and boomer music like Carly Simon on an ipad

something amazing

then get a jbl bluetooth thingie along with it

was just some boobs. dont you have 4chanX?

I'm running low on alcohol supplies. I think the bottle makers are trying to jew me

youtube.com/watch?v=OjJLQiJSnsY

Those speakers cost more than what I paid for the echo

Why does your love hurt so much?

How about some Kate Bush?