/brit/

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choon for de lads

most people here are between the ages of 18-23, the heights of 5'7 to 5'11, and weigh typically under 160lbs and are completely untrained with weights or fighting

their hobbies include the internet, video games, listening to music, and watching movies

many of them are on the autism spectrum and find social activity horrifying and tiresome and people that regularly engage in it to be strange and annoying. they regularly will spend entire days indoors but pretend that they're better than the other autistic kids in the playpen.

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Just had a wank to this
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Leftypol struggling to counter this one

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So glad I have monday off so I won't have to hear about this mosque shit at work

>black dildo
cuck

am part of the fighting minority of /brit/

/brit/ is a top shagger general

your houses are tiny because you're poor and you live in an overcrowded, poor shithole country

get mad, argue about it, won't make it less true. i have more money than you.

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lefties are always on the backfoot when they're talking to somebody they don't know
everything is a potential attack or trap to get them to say something that somebody might later use out of context to get them sacked, divorced, their kids taken away and made destitute. Because that's what they do to others.

Imagine if Emma Watson was signing an autograph for you and she accidentally farted and you smelled it.

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nobody here shags

most people here talk about it to keep up appearances but you've never felt a vagina. you are skinny limp wristed children who spend their days "bantering" each other on the internet and doing other gay shit like talking about the weather with one another

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average /brit/ poster

absolutely fuming at these posts
grrrrr!!!

Hockey players are such goofs

based and WASPpilled

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all me apart from im 165 pounds

you're a beanpole manlet and i would physically break your entire body in half over my knee

well well

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this nigga scary as fuck just imagine

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any cutie pie (wo)man in

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shagged my girlfriend last night lmao

I tell everyone im 12 stone and 6 foot when in reality im actually only like 11 stone 10 pounds and 182 cm tall

most /brit/ posters will look like him on the right except 20 years younger and are of a lower to middle class background

my bollocks would be pulverised omgg would be amazing

got bit by a smaller one once when i was fishing with the boys, scarier than the animals they're named after

i fuck my girlfriend daily and i don't doubt you do too because you aren't a sniveling beady eyed little brit boy

is this because someone called you a cunt?

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Reading a thread about that little crip freak with the fit bird
Fucking pissing myself la

if ANY of you tried starting shit with me i'd immediately fucking elbow you in the throat and repeatedly stomp on your jaw while i've got you in the pavement

might throw in a pistol whip too if it calls for it just to really teach you who's boss for even THINKING you can get up in my jock BUCK BUCK

Rhonda btfo

what the fuck this was meant to be another turtle biting a watermelon

Oh my days this yanks nut is done right in

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who was the other guy
why has nobody reported anything

shant

looks more like an ape biting a clam to me

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mad to think arthur is an american cartoon

I mean it obviously makes sense given they have american accents haha

Some mad cunt just rammed his car into a mosque gate in Queensland, Aussies are rising!

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Mad that people actually go vegan

>RACE
WAR
>RACE
WAR

is your house bigger than mine? do you have more money than me? are you taller than me? are you more built than i am?

if you are ANY OF THESE THINGS then PLEASE let me know otherwise fuck off you little milquetoast faggot and get back to your daily shitty existence in your 100x100 flat eating fucking lentils to survive.

Right fist is itching to heem a southerner.

mouthyank is so not a hardman
i mean you're alri but c'mon la

I want to tongue her anus.

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had a dream where my brother texted me saying his car was shagged and asking me for a loan to get a new one but was pretty drunk last night and woke up thinking it had been a real text for a minute or so and was pissed at him haha

oh and PLEASE post another fucking meme frog like the nerd faggot you are, imagine people irl actually finding out you have a folder of this shit. doesn't matter though because you don't go outside and literally nobody even knows you exist other than your assigned GCHQ monitor.

>The race war is finally starting

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opt out organ donation is just plain wrong

Could do with being a little less nourished 2bh.

state of his hair and forehead

had all that booze and xanax and only slept ~7hrs

feel fresh as a daisy though

or whoever the fuck this is going spastic

would prefer race peace

You aren't replying to me btw. I called you a cunt but that's all

and yet you’re here on a saturday night you utter virgin

read this in a russian accent and giggled at the thought of a russian-norf alliance

i used to wrestle competitively, was VERY much weight trained a few years back, am 6'3 210lbs with very little fat and do shit like hunt on the regular

i'm not even claiming to be a hardman just claiming to be more of a man than the little domesticated children that post here

Which shakespeare plays should I read

Only read romeo & juliet and twelth night

Saving this image for future use.

night? it's 5am here you fucking idiot i'm about to start my day. when's the last time you woke up before 8am?

King Lear

Gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette innit

jogging down to the river to see how high it is

Merchant of venice is pretty good if you like jews getting btfo

that smooch at the end

Definitely some lesbo foreplay going on there. Bet they fucked after the fight.

Grease

*strum*

We have much to learn from the tough lads of Wakefield.

Richard III

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'ooing a 'hink while I 'oo tbqh ngl bla x

By my standards, you are domesticated.

so you come on Jow Forums first thing? virgin

Don't shit talk sv3rige

He's stopping millions from becoming vegan and for that he deserves a medal

the brainlet riposte

>Shakespeare
Cringe. You need some Beowulf lad

Absolute state of this Sunday's 'Dear Mariella' column in the Graun.

Emma is qt.

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Who would've thought the aussies would be the ones to start it

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morning lad x

yes

do you all even fucking know what it feels like to have your cock inside a girl? here are some titties from an Irish exchange student I used to fuck back in uni. I mean have you EVER had and sort of intimate experience with a woman?

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not sure about that but what i am sure about is that you'd break the neck of any little brit faggot here too

yeah i've got the computer on while putting an outfit together fucking weird right? fuck off

good morning

Loooooooooool

*grabs your head*
*forces your nose to my bumhole*
*farts and a speck of poo comes out too*

ugly woman
you can probably do better

You been drinking buddy?

>Two years ago, a good friend of my husband’s invited us to his intimate wedding. At the reception I leaned over the bar to grab some glasses. A woman tapped me on the shoulder and said, apologetically: “You may want to watch your dress – my husband is taking photos of your underwear.” She pointed to the father of the bride, sniggering with another man, looking at photos he’d taken on his phone. I was mortified, panicked and confused. He came over, put his arm around me and said: “Now, now. You don’t want to make a fuss at my daughter’s wedding. It was just a bit of fun.”

>I cannot let it go. I am mad at that awful man. I am mad at his complicit wife. I am mad at the guy sniggering at the photos. I am mad at my husband. I am mad at my husband’s friend. And I am mad at myself. And where are the photos now? I feel unrelenting, destructive, all-consuming, anger. Everyone’s actions, reactions and non-actions are ingrained on my memory. It festers like a wound and I’m afraid it will drive me insane. No one did anything – even, and perhaps especially, me.