/brit/

it's genetics mostly

mboko

Pornography is for gamers

Kidney stones are caused by vegetable consumption which is not advisable

idk that looks like a sweet house

i wish i grew up as a british tarq 2bqhwy

This fat yank is seething over Dave's comment earlier

that is my childhood home and it is like 3x the size of the average british cuckbox

Wish i was dutch. Id be taller, healthy and happy. Id have a cushy job because the dutch society looks after its own.

No you don’t, they are insufferable and have a warped perception of the world
I have tarq cousins and they are very boring

Nah I'm more your classic jazz man.

Dutch society tends to niggers and muzrats

I wish I had a childhood home my parents moved around a lot thanks for subscribing

skiddy diddy diddy dee doo bee boo bop

If you don't like mämmi and refuse to eat it

you're no longer my friend......

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Why you replying to posts that aren’t yours lmao ur a clout sponge bro and I’m calling you out

Same
Think that’s what makes me the unsentimental husk I am today

ancient people used to poo for hours, because they had nothing else to do

haha you didn't have loving parents lmao

That's more your modern jazz.

that park bench honestly has me wondering

Not true. Moroccans and blacks live in council estates on the edge of dutch towns

pooey sharty wank bum arse

I'm the poster they call mboko

intresdnig...

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She looks like them tbf

No they just make poor decisions

I don't think that's true

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yeah true its hard to fuck up your life at a young age here due to pur school system
thats exactly what i like though. Imagine being so clueless about the world and being able to get away with it because the only people you interact with are guys who own 4 polo horses

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any poo shagger man in

well yeah you exist so i'd have to agree with that

If you're so fed up of Islam "taking over" your culture, then why don't you just go to fucking church instead of shooting them up?

That’s just unnecessarily rude you don’t know anything about me

going to head to lidl later for a bag of crisps and I swear its going to be fucking epic

My life is p good here but the netherlands is just comfier

Brits dont have a concept of cozy

What, and massage gay mens penises? Sing songs? Idiot

I prefer British homes

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I want to suck a fart from Emma Watson’s bum.

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Was surprised by a question earlier tonight that on further reflection was probably a solicitation
>finish up a date with some girl
>parting ways
>she says "so you're probably gonna go back to yours?
>confused, "uh yeah and I guess you'll go to yours"
>"alright cool was great seeing you"
>hug and part ways
Probably expected me to say "well I could come to yours...", but maybe I'm just reading too much into it

Islam is a christian doctrine

*mogs you*

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*bursts into song*

>brits don't have a concept of cozy
ummm sweetie...

*points to *

A century ago only the rich had cars, but many people had horses.
Today many people have cars, but only the rich have horses.

*walks in to the /brit/ lounge*

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No, by actually having a culture of your own instead of having a hedonistic no culture society for Islam to take its place

*bursts into flames*

Hmm why would you, a citizen from a country that we help with flooding and vice versa be laughing at us?

Could you be any more basic?

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For me, it's spending £125,000 on a new build

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Enjoy spending a fortune on constant maintenance cause it's built of fucking wood ya jabrony.

Someone is selling their shed?

Less than 50 years ago there were 80,000~ Muslims in the UK. Today there are over 3.5 million

Shut up you aged boomer retard, it's your fault to begin with. Shall be pissing on your grave when you pass

>Classic jazz

Michael Collins did not die for this

>it would take 7 years of saving for me to afford this (and im not actually doing bad for my age in terms of saving)

love adventures haha, love going on adventures
LOOOOOVEE coffee!
love food omg!

hate drama!!

simple as

Says the right wing virgin with 0 hobbies

scotsman.com/news/politics/wildcat-indyref2-would-be-lawful-say-experts-1-4890616

*guffaws*

hate when people put 'travel' as their hobby or interest. well done, you like going on holiday.

Bizarre comment

she's getting the rug all dirty with pussy sauce

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>Tinder's Gini coefficient is 0.58, meaning "it has higher inequality than 95% [of] the world's national economies"
its over

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I recky there's a difference between booking a package tour and just rocking up somewhere with a rucksack.

The big fella was a jazz man sure.

>Less than 50 years ago there were 80,000~ Muslims in the UK. Today there are over 3.5 million

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Masturbation, statistically speaking, is a better choice than casual sex

Basic is good

Women are usually cancer when they're unique

Your male friends should be the spice of your lifr

Would you like to hear about one of my passions, Medieval Comparative Literature and Renaissance and Baroque Spanish Literature?

>tfw top 20%

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and "friends" wonder why I tell them i'm not going on tinder because I don't need yet further blows to my self esteem

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The nuance to any immigration statistic and many demographic ones is that not all people being described live here as a permanent resident.

For example a large proportion of migrants to the uk are students. And only a handful of them succeeed in switching to a visa that allows them to stay after studying.

More people in the uk. But not that many more permanent people.

Well in that case let them all in

does that mean that me and my mates are somehow all top20%?
doubt it because some, including me, are prettt ugly. or at the very least not 8/10+

When did Michael Collins die?!

Love Coming in the Air Tonight.

love saying this to anyone who tries to call it a far right conspiracy

true, but i don't believe that 99% of the people on dating apps who say travel is their main pastime are going travelling for months on end. they have jobs and book holidays.

If it involves leaving your room in mummy's house it's a mystery to many /brit/s

Plan for the day:

Wank twice
Read my books
Go down Aldi and Home Bargains
Then it's squat + bench day

For first breakfast I've had 2 crumpets, a bowl of porridge and a coffee. For brunch I will have 4 large scrambled eggs on toast. For lunch, a rustlers burger.

What's your point?
ons.gov.uk/aboutus/transparencyandgovernance/freedomofinformationfoi/muslimpopulationintheuk/

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Wouldn't date a women that used tinder in the first place.
Should be a red flag from the get go, like - liking horses or waiting chokers.

check out Timmy’s arse lads
corrrr

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britain is so fucking grim

>a rustlers burger
vile

the detached abode

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Imagine taking out a mortgage

Thus level of good is hilarious.
Women don't date manbabies, who knew?

Cut watermelon like a baws

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BRRRRAAAAAAAAAP