You wake up right now and

>Teehee, Good morning user, how are you today? Last night was amazing! I never enjoyed sex so much in a long time, you are definitely gifted! But anyway, what do you want for Breakfast?

W-what do?

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actually wake up for now

Kill this ugly abomination

wake up

grab the shotgun because I only bang mexican bitches

Skin her, make belts out of skin and store the good meat in the freezer.

Then wake up.

Can you make some fried eggs with some beans and bacon or sausage? The yolks should be around the middle of runny and hard and please don't break them. Also, I like my toast on the lighter side of brown.

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Beat you and this tranny faggot to death with my bare hands.

I want a sausage. I’ll cut your dick and make one out of it *goes grab a knife*

can you go to 7/11 and buy some nachos with the pickled jalapeños in them

Spbp

>Uh noooooo this thread doesn't please me so this is not my board related!

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Fart

cut off his head and burn his corpse

shit the bed

Grab it by its hair and start bashing it against the wall

nope, stop dreaming, no sex without efforts

Virgin, this is Jow Forums unrelated

>W-what do?
Depends on the country

>Virgin, this is Jow Forums unrelated

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Jesus fucking Christ that creature is hideous, honestly if I ever saw it I'd probably smash his skull open with a sledgehammer

All talk lol, she'd probably kick your ass, and then fuck it.

>Kill this ugly abomination

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>grab the shotgun because I only bang mexican bitches

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>Beat you and this tranny faggot to death with my bare hands.

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>Jesus fucking Christ that creature is hideous, honestly if I ever saw it I'd probably smash his skull open with a sledgehammer

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fuck his boipucci and impregnate him

Stroke his cock and play with his balls

Best post so far

Tell him that he needs to have his breakfast of my cummies before he makes me my breakfast

who are you quoting?

Some portugese user