>Teehee, Good morning user, how are you today? Last night was amazing! I never enjoyed sex so much in a long time, you are definitely gifted! But anyway, what do you want for Breakfast?
W-what do?
>Teehee, Good morning user, how are you today? Last night was amazing! I never enjoyed sex so much in a long time, you are definitely gifted! But anyway, what do you want for Breakfast?
W-what do?
actually wake up for now
Kill this ugly abomination
wake up
grab the shotgun because I only bang mexican bitches
Skin her, make belts out of skin and store the good meat in the freezer.
Then wake up.
Can you make some fried eggs with some beans and bacon or sausage? The yolks should be around the middle of runny and hard and please don't break them. Also, I like my toast on the lighter side of brown.
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Beat you and this tranny faggot to death with my bare hands.
I want a sausage. I’ll cut your dick and make one out of it *goes grab a knife*
can you go to 7/11 and buy some nachos with the pickled jalapeños in them
Spbp
>Uh noooooo this thread doesn't please me so this is not my board related!
Fart
cut off his head and burn his corpse
shit the bed
Grab it by its hair and start bashing it against the wall
nope, stop dreaming, no sex without efforts
Virgin, this is Jow Forums unrelated
>W-what do?
Depends on the country
>Virgin, this is Jow Forums unrelated
Jesus fucking Christ that creature is hideous, honestly if I ever saw it I'd probably smash his skull open with a sledgehammer
All talk lol, she'd probably kick your ass, and then fuck it.
>Kill this ugly abomination
>grab the shotgun because I only bang mexican bitches
>Beat you and this tranny faggot to death with my bare hands.
>Jesus fucking Christ that creature is hideous, honestly if I ever saw it I'd probably smash his skull open with a sledgehammer
fuck his boipucci and impregnate him
Stroke his cock and play with his balls
Best post so far
Tell him that he needs to have his breakfast of my cummies before he makes me my breakfast
who are you quoting?
Some portugese user