Menace of the terrace

>Die from cancer 3 years later

I fucking hate wasps and hornets. Why do we even allow them to exists? Why not just exterminate all of them once for all? Dumb fucking scary assholes

>Another summer coming, battling these horrible critters.
I feel your pain brother. I too am a survivor in the endless war against the black and yellow menace.

>cycling home in 8th grade
>feel something strange beneath my shirt on my chest
>I pull my shirt forward and look down, it's a wasp, gazing back at me
>it stings me immediately
>I literally jump off the bike, not sure to this day how I managed it
>tear off my shirt and start jumping on it
>after a while I become aware of someone speaking to me
>it's an older lady gardening on the other side of the road
>"it's gone, it's gone, it flew away, it's gone" as if she's talking to someone crazy
>I check the shirt anyway
>it's gone

>last year
>making food in the kitchen
>hear the loudest fucking buzzing sound
>scream like a little girl and run to the other room
>oh, it's a wasp
>not today you bitch
>grab a deodorant and a lighter
>start roasting the motherfucker
>it tries to hide in a nook, but I am without mercy
>he dies
>the painting starts peeling off and turn brown
>oops
would do it again

Based i used to do this in my farm

bbc.com/news/science-environment-41042948
>As well as having fascinating lives, they are extremely important in the environment and face problems similar to those of their cherished, but often no less annoying, cousins the bees.
>often no less annoying, cousins the bees
I'm convinced yellow, jointed legs typed this article

>ITT: being afraid of an animal that can be killed with bare hands in under a second without suffering ANY injury

yea about that... one day I was just walking down the street and this fucking wasp flew from behind onto my neck and stung me, like wtf

>smearing disgusting insect bowels, blood and guts on your hands

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Problem is asian hornets, they kill the wasps and bees and are a danger to the ecosystem since they don't replace the bees gathering pollen.
Their sting hurts like hell and you might die from only a handful of them.

Why haven't you genocided them yet? You had an entire government branch tasked with eradicating wolves and paying hunters for every kill until they went extinct in 1900's in France.
You could do the same with these hornets

doesnt large birds at least try to eat them?

Already seen the first wasps here in southern Sweden.

Just close the window and turn AC on

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damn it must be warmer in there than it is in Finland

They are cute. I like to put thin yarn around them and fly them around.

how do you do this without getting stung

ok I'm just gonna say it
bees are based
wasps are cringe

I like summers.
Except for dust.
And for hot weather.
And for pollen.
And for insects.
And for bright sun.
You know what, fuck summer. Worst season ever.

gas them first a little

*BBZZZZZZZZZ*

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this
it's also the season of normalfags and that alone is enough to hate it

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> you grab a raspberry
> put in your mouth
> it suddenly starts to crawl
Fuck these creatures.

Been around 10-12 degrees for the last two weeks, not even below freezing at night.

What's the deal with them?
Bees are total bros that mind their own business, if you are wearing some bright color shirt they come up to you just check if any succ can happen and then go away
Wasps take it on a personal level and seek revenge over that I hate them

Also Bumblebees are /myguys/

I assume it’s because it’s a regional issue and not just confined to the country. That being said you guys don’t have the same retarded anti-science government agencies we do here, so I don’t see how it would be an issue anyways.

if you get stung by a bee it's literally your own fault for being a twat... wasps on the other hand

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>Europoor never heard of mobile gas chamber

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>if you are wearing some bright color shirt they come up to you just check if any succ can happen

This is the best description of a bee I have ever seen
Also agree with the bumblebees, based bro's.
I have a yard full of rose bushes outside and they are always out there, buzzing around.

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I don't trust these kind of sprays

Chickens, as weird as it sounds. But all they can do is protecc domestic hives.
We haven't found a way yet. They are insecticide resistant. As said above, the only thing that works is chickens on the long run and it's not that efficient. Manual removal also is a long a tedious task that only concerns livable areas.
youtu.be/JfQF8HxZqXY

Back in September I was eating a pizza outdoors near my faculty and one of these cunts decided to stop by and land on the last slice. There was nothing I could do about it, so I just went for a walk for 10 minutes but when I came back, there were already 4 of these cunts on the last slice of the pizza. At that point I just gave up and left it there, Godamn cunts. Hate them so much

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You live in the south and you don't know that trick?
The worst is when you have melon or dry meat. They come in droves.

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>out grilling some burgers and fish in my yard
>cousins kids are running around playing
>hear sudden screaming
>hear loud buzzing
>wtf
>kids run inside, adults as well
>go to check it out
>giant ground nest of wasps
>hundreds of them flying around
>fuuuuuuuuu
>run inside
>go back outside at night when wasps are calm
>pour 5 liters of gasoline down the hole
>stand back a good 15 meters, toss a firecracker at it
>giant fireball
>the wasp nest burns for 30-40 minutes
>almost set tree on fire
>nothing left but smoke after

Took care of that problem.

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I didn't have anything to trap him with, I just had the pizza and a knife to slice it and obviously I wasn't gonna kill it with a book or a shoe because it was on my food

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pretty based 2bh

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b a s e d

>too much of a pussy to search and destroy the nest
srsly grab a can of destroyer you won't even need protective clothing for small nests. Ground nests should be dealt with boiling water, gasoline vapours are explosive (you also don't pollute the ground).

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>AC
but we dont have that here

You niggas don't have fly screen?

>Australians have to use fly screens

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Those fuckers kill bees, KILL 'EM

>dude just shut your windows to stop bugs getting in who cares if it's too hot lmao
>hey just use flyscreen
>lol omg xD how can u use fly screen sadfrog.jpg
moorish """education"""

get air conditioning faggot,i aint putting shit in my window

based

>around 10 years old
>standing near a bush with mates
>suddenly realize that we're standing near a wasp nest in an old tree stump
>a shit ton of those cunts fly out and attack us
>we're running away
>feel one of the cunts above my right ass cheek
>fucker stings me through the shirt
>take the shirt off and stomp it
>a few stomps later pick the shirt up and look for the cunt
>don't see it anywhere
>faggot is actually sitting right near my hand and bites me in the thumb
>drop the shirt and continue stomping
Nowadays, whenever these cunts are in my house, I chase them around and try to smack them out of the air with my hand. The smack and fall usually breaks their wings and some legs, and they become permanently brain damaged. The most they can do at that point is slowly crawling around. Usually my cat eats them after that.

Wasps are so cute! They are my favourite insect. I love when wasps land on me, so I can look at them closely.