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No more friendship edition

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encountered a homeless jap sitting under a bridge in asakusa again
talked to him

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first for the slovak state

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can I get hungarian citizenship?

uuughhhhhhhh

hnnng

Bless

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

do you speak Hungariand or have 300 000 €?

if yes then apply on the site below:
hungary-immigration.com/residency-bond-program/

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i heard on Jow Forums that you just have to prove hungarian ancestry but it has to be more, right? if that was the case every second slovak could apply.

are the jap streets as clean as they say they are?

no, you only have to be able to speak Hungarian and have a residency here

disgusting, if I wanted to look at landwhales I'd go look into the mirror

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notice her non existing belly in that pic. Not a landwhale

fuck i hate the gypsy king so much

yea congratz, she shifted it all into the ass and thighs

yeah but they're full of homeless on every corner
daunting shit

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none of the the things mentioned apply for me
any other options?

wew why?

Ha nem beszélsz folyékonyan akkor mész a picsába, sarkalatos része a 6 hónapos eljárásnak. Amúgy meg ki annyira kretén, hogy minden maszlagot bevegyen amit valami szarosbőrű autószerelő amcsi kitalált ezen az indonéziai szemöldökvasaló levelezőlistán?

>speak Hungarian
What do you mean? A2 or C2 level?

from what i've heard they get employed at a young age, stay loyal to their company all their life, and when they get fired they're fucked

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>magyar felmenő vagy modern korban, vagy a monarchia idejéből
>kompetens magyar nyeltudás
>nem voltál elítélve
>aláírsz egy nyilatkozatot, hogy magyarnak vallod magad
Nem kell tartózkodási, mert a lakcímkártyán először külhoni magyarnak regisztrálnak. Nem megy ez neked Laci.

fuj, ugrofíňcina.

>replying to someone who doesn't speak Hungarian in Hungarian
>in an English speaking general
Cringe.

A fizetős csak az EU-n kívülieknek jár és 5 éves tartózkodásit jelent, nem direkt állampolgárságot. Beleszámolják a feleséged és a gyerekeid is abba az összegbe de kell vegyél lakást is Magyarországon hozzá. Aztán ha valahogyan meghosszabítod az ottlétet és van magyar nyelvvizsgád, alkotmány vizsgád, történelem vizsgád, akkor kapod az állampolgárságit.

do you speak nippon?
also how do they work 24/7 for years and get fucked after getting let go

nah i don't
cause shit's fucked, dunno

thats not how it works

Neither Ukraine nor Slovakia doesn't allow for dual citizenship. Also for Hungarian citizenship if you don't speak the language you will never get it.
I don't understand.
>I want to be ripped
>bro you gotta lift and roid
>ewww yikes cringe
Tf you even want then? It's so nice to speak about it? Oh one day I will fly to the Moon with my homemade rocket. You both are underage.

Yes, your ancestros were citizens of Hungary. Also you will lose your Slovakian citizenship (what a butthurt law lmao)

You need an A2 or a friendly official, who claims you speak hungarian.

You're missing the point. You always do this cringy thread when you enter a random English speaking thread and start sperging in Hungarian as soon as you see Magyar flags. Complexes? You obviously speak English, so you're perfectly capable of communicating with the Slovak in a language both of you understand.

Fucking cringe.

I never said I wanted to live in your depressionország just that some user said that you only need Hungarian ancestry as if it was Israel or something.

>Hungolia
>leírt szabály
>nem megkerülhető egy kis borítéknyi valutával
Radul, kérlek.

What would be your Australian play list.

For me:

youtube.com/watch?v=isxvXITTLLY

youtube.com/watch?v=y6120QOlsfU

youtube.com/watch?v=G9sVcRxopJU

youtube.com/watch?v=UDoI6PGSE5M

youtube.com/watch?v=Dp8EuP_0gWI

>this cringy thread
*Meant to say "this cringy thing"

what exactly do you mean by "Australian play list", my friend?

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Doing the test atm.

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B for me, more than 100 years ago. And thats only thing I have in common with Hungary.

>married to Hungarian citizen
that seems to be the easiest

to the rabbithole we go

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CHEEKI BREEKI intensifies

youtube.com/watch?v=PCrNORbMuR0

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Link to test?

helpers.hu/services/immigration/citizenship/

>based on your answers
what are the questions

Kind of related, sizable number of Serbs (mostly from Vojvodina or that had ancestors/family from that area) got Hungarian citizrnship and had to learn Magyar to pass the language test kek.
>learning Hungarian
I assume it would involve some self-hair-pulling in the process.

Pa otvori si test jbt

I heard that the language requirements are much higher now. Back when they started giving citizenships in 2012 it was far too easy.

Can I get Hungarian citizenship?
I am not that proxy, I am actually from Ukraine and Hungarian

>mfw thread is almost 700 pages

elitesecurity.org/t419067-679-Madjarski-pasos-znanje-madjarskog-jezika

Fucking S*rbs, man.

yes

Big "Daddy" Viktor needs you to defend Europe

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>Australian play list
Five song you would listen to while shitposting irl.

What did he say?

>The Aussie shooter didn't use Sadistik Exekution
not a true cunt

oh.. my picks would probably be
youtube.com/watch?v=45Vc6m4dOQI
youtube.com/watch?v=WJbFZzn4Kvw
youtube.com/watch?v=k1-TrAvp_xs
youtube.com/watch?v=aRzOir24OMc
youtube.com/watch?v=zsLep4M1fro

don't you something just wish you weren't autistic

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youtube.com/watch?v=ZtxcULK1sVY
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youtube.com/watch?v=T7LemOOcdZQ
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Better use some happy tolerant and popular songs, ideally from liberal artists so you tarnish their name and left survivors with life long traumas whenever they are played.

when will the whiteboard picture be finished?
I can't wait to see it

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I'm cooking lunch now, probably till 5pm will be done

koji kurac kuhaš da ti toliko treba

>he doesn't live with his parents who cook for him
lolara

Stop pressuring the Croat user, you autists.

>he doesn't know how to cook

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shut up you talentless alcoholic mongol-wannabee

what picture?

I-I'm trying to learn but haven't had the chance yet
living alone will be hell if I do decide to move out this year

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living alone is great
you can jerk off anywhere you want
I once jerked off behind the toilet and left it there to fester
I have already moved out since then but it's my toilet nut is still there, lurking in the shadows

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cant believe there are people in this world who speak
>hungarian
on a daily basis.

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Bullshit, you didn't convince me faggot.

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I'M TOO POOR TO BUY MY OWN INGREDIENTS, OKAY

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>being that unhygienic
>not bringing girls into your flat as opposed to jacking off

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LMAO look who's talking
slav=slave
*spit*

get a job you nigger

I am fat, balding, borderline retarded manlet that can't get a job
no girl would ever want me

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I have one but it's part-time and pays like shit

if I'm going to be a mutt I wish I could at least have Hungarian thrown in so I can have citizenship.

I have Polish but those ancestors emigrated before 1918 and therefore supposedly that means I'm ineligible; although according to the treaties between Poland and the Entente powers I read online, they would have been given Polish citizenship even though they were in the US at the time Poland regained independence.

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>(d)weeb and inept
you're never gonna make it

Not with that attitude.

Stay in Muttland, mutt.

I managed to get a date once but she dumped me afterwards because she saw how much of a weak faggot I am irl

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I wish I could trace back my Czech roots

>there's someone more pathetic than me here
Feels good, man.

I may be pathetic, but I sure as hell aren't as pathetic as your sorry ass
shouldn't you be working or studying right now? You are wasting your time, drone, mr. bergstein needs your skills, no free time allowed

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Toughen up you wimp and start living your life to the fullest as opposed to being a spineless bitch that posts pepe the frog.

cope harder magyron. everyone knows that slovak is the most beautiful poetic language on earth. its soft, fluent and melodic. nothing can compare.

bite me, commie proxyshitter

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>mfw

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>tfw no bulgarian qt to snort coke with
ahhhhhhh

>shouldn't you be working or studying right now?
Yes, but not because my purpose is to serve the crapitalist class. That being said, I have 0 motivation right now.

>stone age

hahaha

dont include us. we are mommy club now not bigotry club

include ottoni :3

>motivation
fuck that

yes shes real beautiful. retardovaný mommy-poster

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Autistu mozda kuham pola sata a crtam poslije do 5

more homeless
thought this country was supposed to be 1st world n shit

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She'd take up all the space on the board.

ma krivo sam pročitao post mislio sam da kuhaš do 5