/brit/

somebody vocaroo that tweet please

nah it's always been like that

what did she mean by this

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nirvana were the only good yank rockband

dont care

wtf is that monstrosity of a building the middle part looks great but the right and left side

what on earth

The age block will require commercial pornography sites to show that they are taking sufficient steps to verify their users are over 18, such as by uploading a passport or driving licence or by visiting a newsagent to buy a pass only available to adults. Websites which fail to comply risk substantial fines or having their websites banned by all British internet service providers.

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sounds gay

>binland

just what are the fingerings for each
fret 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 through 12 on which string for each
or use this chorderator.com/designer/
it sounded nice i want to know

Have half a mind to just slice my wrists open and bleed to death right now but I know I'm too scared to kill myself

So desperately want, more than anything in the world, a Taiwanese gf.

very distant from my parents
never tell them anything, never ring them

true

Dogshit

(Y)Rorke BTFO

nipping to londonderry you lads want owt?

do brits get tomorrow off?

*free Derry

She meant that Dumbledore and Grindelward had an intense sexual relationship.

Hope this helps.

nah frank's great tbf

Yeah nah

the neets do

You mongs are too obsessed with getting a certain type of girl or losing your virginity. Like this idiot The point is to find someone you're perfectly suited towards. Someone who you can spend the rest of your life with. It’s a game of trial and error.

Also a lot of you freaks do NOTHING to improve yourselves aka you're scrawny runts with no fashion taste, hobbies or personality and you shut yourselves in, expecting some sort of miracle to happen

TFW you get brits to say "londonderry" every time they want to pop to derry.

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Become an English teacher

nice strawman mate.

fell asleep in the library at uni and woke up to this next to me

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>he point is to find someone you're perfectly suited towards.
t. Watches Hollywood Romantic comedies every day

fuck off henry

Gaylord

Probably poisoned

No way man an asian qt 3.14 is going to kick my door in and carry me off to her love nest, wasting people of other races on the way.

Soon.

I've had a Taiwanese gf, I before just miss her
I'm far too intelligent for that

texted the protogf last night and she never responded lads

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holy coping teenager

Her:

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The river is green lads!

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cute

no one's ever left me a supportive crunchie

how are you supposed to develop a sense of fashion if you live outside london

the only shops are like primark zara and m&s

You tfw no gf post on /brit/, I doubt that laddo.

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OLD MAN RIVER THAT MAN RIVER
HE MUST KNOW SOMETHING
BUT DON'T SAY NOTHING
THAT OLD MAN RIVER
HE JUST KEEPS ROLLING
HE KEEPS ON ROLLING ALONG

there's an old man called the mississippi
that's the old man that i'd like to be
what does he care if the world's got troubles
what does he care if the land ain't free

he don't plant 'taters
he don't plant cotton
and dems dat plants em is soon forgotten
but old man river
he just keeps rolling along.

you and me, we sweat and strain
body all aching and wracked with pain
tote that barge
lift that bail
show a little grit and you land in jail

i gets weary and sick of trying
i'm tired of living
and scared of dying

BUT OLD MAN RIVER
HE JUST KEEPS ROLLING ALONG

darkies all work on the mississippi
darkies all work while the white folk play
pulling those boats from the dawn to sunset
getting no rest till the judgment day

don't look up
and don't look down
you don't dare make the white boss frown
bend your knee
and bow your head
And pull that rope
until you' dead.

let me go 'way from the mississippi
let me go 'way from the white man boss
show me that stream called the river Jordan
thats the old stream that I longs to cross
OLD MAN RIVER THAT MAN RIVER
HE MUST KNOW SOMETHING
BUT DON'T SAY NOTHING
THAT OLD MAN RIVER
HE JUST KEEPS ROLLING
HE KEEPS ON ROLLING ALONG

there's an old man called the mississippi
that's the old man that i'd like to be
what does he care if the world's got troubles
what does he care if the land ain't free

he don't plant 'taters
he don't plant cotton
and dems dat plants em is soon forgotten
but old man river
he just keeps rolling along.

you and me, we sweat and strain
body all aching and wracked with pain
tote that barge
lift that bail
show a little grit and you land in jail

but i keep laughing
instead of crying
i must keep fighting
until i'm dying

AND OLD MAN RIVER,
HE'LL JUST KEEP ROLLING ALONG

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fashion's more about cut than label laddy

guess she’s just not interested in a middle aged average bloke who is still in uni, has no hobbies, job, interests or personality and sits on an anime forum full of teenagers all day long

Jeans and s hoodie if you think anymore then that you’re gay or a woman

Any incel manaman in?

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You're the one coping with all that claptrap. "Perfectly suited", lmao, yeah okay, sure thing lad!
You just find someone worthy of slinging one up and hope she isn't too much of a cunt. If you can't do that well then you find the dumbest cunt possible so as to act as a blank slate for your genes and so her retard personality traits don't occur as much in the children and are overpowered by your own

it’s catyank do she probably doesn’t even exist

incel teenager right wing school shooter

deano

i trolle you :)

Crunchie's are shit, would throw it in the bin and heem whoever stuck it there.

this is a dave post

she's an even bigger loser than i am

Hope I got the chords right mate

here you go

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wtf is this

if she was interested she’d reply almost instantly

move on. she has someone better in mind

Tell 'em that toil's gonna cut 'em down

Never been so grateful for a shart. It was warning me of the ten minutes of ass pissing that was to follow. Luckily I made it to a toilet on time.

based

self explanatory lad

off to Brick Lane with the gf and then Kubrick in an arthouse cinema

>Tfw not phenotypcially an incel but still manage to get no girls

what did you just steal my chords mate

what if you're some sort of a (((((producer))))))

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sitting in the park
nice sunny day it is

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youtube.com/watch?v=AbMG1v7qDqs

I tell you something
I wish I was in Edinburgh
I don't mind being by myself
Don't wanta be anywhere else
Just wanna be in Edinburgh
I wish I was an Edinburgh man

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Fairy bet you wear v neck shirts

There's always a voice in my head telling me how I'm being judged when I'm hanging out with people

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you might be right lad
i texted her last night to ask how her day went and she didn't respond
1.5 hours later i texted again and said i'm going to bed and to text me tomorrow
if she doesn't text me today then i'll assume it's over, unless she's super friendly and flirty in class tomorrow

qt at work left a creme egg on my desk

then i will give you writing credit as "autistic finn train and sim city poster"

Sounds like a plan

Grim life please get euthanised

ok thanks cheers mate

Provincials dress like boys who have just entered sixth form after years of being in a secondary with a uniform. Shite superdry hoodie, some ill fitting jeans from Next

*stares at your gf for being uncovered and looks disapprovingly at you*

>teehee I'm autistic btw :v

want to make a move on a girl at work but shes 7 years younger and someone told me she has halitosis

Look outside and realise there’s a whole world of qt girls waiting for YOU

Anxiety is just being too intelligent. Your brain is going too fast. That’s why benzos help you and make life loveable. They quite literally slow your brain down to ordinary deano level.

autism being the norm shouldn’t it be
>teehee i’m neurotypical btw

blog on

plenty of fish in the sea my lad

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Age ain’t nowt but s number I was dating wee thirteen year old lasses In my early twenties

My friends on /sp/ and Jow Forums have 17 years olds too

Too bad benzo withdraws can kill you

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Want to get a film poster to put in my room at uni but not sure what to get
Want to get one of a foreign arthouse/avant garde film to show people how much better than them I am but they're more difficult to find

Xe must've posted it on 9gag or the like

dont think its right u fool