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fuck Ireland

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>Haven't been in years but pastor still remebers my name even though I am a no-show and atheist.
You must be so memorable and cool.

oh jeez.... need to take a giant dump

I don't think I'm particularly cool but thanks!

Just shut the fuck up

What are you guys plans for Saint Patties day, I'm heading downtown with some friends

Nice, I have church around here that's similar. Even though I'm homo they're still very nice to me and my family, and treat me better than whole lot of other places. They even did a child dedication ceremony for my daughter.

Been drinking for 12 hours now
Spent all my money but kilkenny and tooheys new are pretty fucking sick

might watch some porn later

She's such a fucking drama queen bitch god why do I love her

guinness

Thank you for supporting British business, buy another round for your friends!

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Dammit lads. Spring started and half of it is being wasted since my mom is sending me to visit my sister in California.
I wanted to stay home and play videogames
also I actually have work that needs to get done

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spring break*

>another day with an excuse to get stoned and hammered
noice

Damn right m8.

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kek

got a whole carton of it in back
onto the last 6 pack

Holy shit it spread. I was suprised when the Irish started celebrating like we do but this is crazy.

p-pleae can i drive my car without exploding today seamus

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Don’t mind me just greasin the wheels

i want a british gf with a cockney accent for some reason
the idea of hearing her say "cum on me tits" is very enticing

fellow britton*

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im supposed to be taking a shower rn but i dont wanna get out of bed

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Tired

Hungover

Post Mexican girls

Mexican girls

Ayyy mami where u goin

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gf hates when I call her mami, mom, or mommy

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Guys I’m a little bit Irish so I’m going to celebrate

I call my gf daddy

Gonna call her daddy and see how she responds

stand behind her
squeeze her tiddies and yell in her ear "MOMMY'S MILK"

This is culture.

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dead general

Hey I had this as my wallpaper for a year.

What do you think did it? Was it the normies or the namedfriends?

Any midwest bros going to kwik trip for their bonus points?

I just got a little bit more racist today

I wonder if my gf looks like she dates white guys

Both. Also the cultural refusal to (You) while simultaneously dumping posts into the thread that aren't worth (You)ing.

/cum/ is just a slower /brit/ at this point.

today I'm gonna work from 10 am to 12 am

why and against who?

When the fuck were any threads on this site about quality and not just bored teenagers shitposting?

snowing

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Where? It's practically spring herr

east of Chicago. there was a high of 69 like two or three days ago

kiss me im 1/4th irish

I got wasted laugh night and have lots of painfully cringey memories from it. I almost got laid but the girl wouldnt let me pull her pants off and I got her number instead.

>it was already 70° at 10am
The good stuff.

>almost got laid
>wouldn't let me pull her pants of
add another cringey memory
(that post)

What part of california

Hopefully s*cal, so the whiny brat can forever be turned off california.

should have just "raped" if you got that far. she was asking for it

I’m 0% Irish

Devil's Brigade 2: Electric Boogaloo when?

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LA

still thinking about buying kenshi in tokyo

how are you going to bring a weapon through customs

Want to run a cyclist over and have them die beneath my car

Hmm
Any particular reason why?

Me too

Kill all whites

Called my gf daddy
She called me mommy and told me to go back to the kitchen

lunch time

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Told my gf to call me ojisama

did a shit ton of laundry like three days ago and still haven't folded. it's all fookin wrinkly

Yes
They scream “share the road” but blow past stop signs, ignore traffic lights, and ignore right of way
Almost ran one over because he’s a retard and ran a stop sign
Thankfully I have dashcams so I couldve proven it was his fault

>5:44 am.
I am awake, the fucking light near the stairs is left on. The back screen door is left open, the alcoholic has walked up stairs in his room. Due to the house of him, fatty has come out and also made a noise and has now placed himself in the lounge chair near my room. I am waiting for the snoring to start. It was all quiet in this place till this time.

Kiss me, I'm 1/16th Irish.

Am unironically 1/8 Irish
My paternal grandmother was half Irish

Always seems to be just before the staff shut their bedroom door to go to sleep at around 10:30 pm or around 6 am this shit happens.

My gf says her great great great grandfather was one of the Irish soldiers who defected to Mexico in the Mexican-American war
May buy her a DNA kit to see if its true

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I'm sad because people die everyday

Never done the sex act before

>misgendering your gf
that's illegal in canada!

I drew this

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>asks online friend if he wants to play some vidya
>he doesn’t reply and just goes offline
O-okay

Me neither

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>Some anons notebook sketch looks better than most western animation these days.

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Hey user want to play some vidya?

I was shocked when I saw a bikefag blow throw a redlight at a major intersection with 2 lanes going eachway. Motorcyclers have less of a deathwish than them.

Just yoinked the stairs light bulb lads. Minimal effort required on my part jist needed to lean over the stairs rail & out it came. Haha. The heat light in the bathroom will be next to go.

I wish I still played vidya with my friends
It's been years...

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>TMW my family checks my school report.

I have an interview for another job on Tuesday. I have had only 1 job in my life wich I've kept til now, and am nervous I will suck at the interview.

Only ever had one paying job working at Hungry Jacks for 3 years back in 2009 ish. No one wants to pay me for IT. I've volunteered at two charity computer repair places since then.