electrician edition
/brit/
rorke 2 -1 benders
First
>when the massive zits on your back are filled with delightful cheese-scented wax instead of blood and pus
no
rorke can NEVER win
rorke will NEVER win
rorke is FINISHED and I'll make sure of that myself
rather not see any more yank posts if that's alright
you LOVE us
hot hatch buying guide
Golf GTI-nonces
Focus ST-top shaggers
idiot
if i eat loads of these will i have gold poo?
Any song requests lads?
The boy i lowkey fell in love with is getting deported tomorrow and i will never see him again
teeth are hurting upon drinking cold water
reckon this is it for me lads
cut short in my prime
rorke frantically searches on his cell phone how to "hack the router" after his mum turns it off
LMAO
L M A O
M
A
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Shart In the Mart!
SHART... IN THE MART!
How can we handle a meme so supreme?
We mart sharters? Sharters of the mart?
Before we begin to even try and comprehend this meme, this meme most supreme, we must break it into its constituent memetics.
First and foremost, we have the shart. The shart at the start. It starts... with a shart.
Shart.
SHART.
S H A R T
H
A
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T
Even at this early stage, you can hardly contain your preliminary giggles. But we are, after-all, merely starting (with the sharting).
Shart. Say the word. Swish it around in your mouth. Get to know the shart.
Is it a shit? Is it a fart? No, it’s nothing else but a shart. *The* shart. The shart at the start.
By this point, you’ve a healthy appreciation for the meme. You’re well acquainted with the shart. The shart at the start. But what comes next? Surely, if we were to end this with a simple shart, we would have a half-meme. A me, if you will. So you ponder to yourself, “What can follow up the shart? The shart at the start?”
You dwell on this for a bit longer, then it dawns on you...
WHERE?
The question is begged...
WHERE do we shart?
Of course, there is only one viable option.
The mart.
THE MART!
T H E
H
E
M A R T
A
R
T
Shart... IN THE MART!
SHART IN THE MART!
IT ALL COMES TOGETHER!
S H A R T
H
A
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T
I N
N
T H E
H
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M A R T
A
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T
It’s beautiful in its blunt simplicity.
Shart in the mart.
And that, my friends, is how memetics are born.
t. Mart Sharter :^)
blog on
>The country's most homophobic fanbase just knocked out the coutnry's gayest fanbase
Hatred won today.
yeah yer mum
So be employed? Rather not have my taxes going toward gibmedats for societal drags (don’t want it going to war either, want more infrastructure and some fucking high speed rail)
Any worthwhile employer will provide you with all the insurance you need, and my university was entirely paid for by the state, I actually made money off my schooling by selling my textbooks
Not Enough by FUR xx
where to?
the yanks are having a meltdown
read this in the voice of the "im a prefect" kid
a frenchman with bad teeth, classic.
within a few years youre going to look like that one uncle every french person has who's got teeth that look like they're from the 1700s.
first flag i’ve seen upon arriving in scotland is an eu flag flying from someone’s window
thinking about ugh what could have been
Did not know Europe was this grim
I guess money doesn’t matter as much when you live somewhere that beautiful but still, wow
blog on
no one cares
>britain is overcro-
Well Rorke?
china but i think he might be doing a Masters in the US
pfhwoar
shant be doxxing myself but north london
What is going on with the Yanks ITT?
brits actually spoke with an american accent centuries ago
love american brainlets who think europe is some homogenous identity
probably not
it's only a thin layer of edible colouring on the surface
reckon hitler would be more a tesco or asda man?
graduation's here from the fleetwoods
don’t know where you’re getting this from
Ah cool another fobby fuccboi to crowd my fucking streets in his dumbass Canada goose parka
Europe is a big place, the population is more than double that of the US and some countries are much poorer than others
americans decided that they prefer being able to buy dumb shit to having a functioning nation
I'll be sure to hit him up x
lol saying hampstead or primrose hill is not doxing yourself mate
>Northern America (Canada and USA)
Hmmmm
he dresses extremely well actually
better than any Am*rican, thats for sure
look who is talking, wtf are you doing in an anglo thread, ahmed?
Love Brits they think Americans or anyone else gives a fuck about your ethnic or cultural differences
You’re European, that’s it, don’t care about the rest
>yanks equating income worth happiness
lmao, simply lmao
saw a Pakistan flag flying on the north bridge
>high speed rail
it's not all that simple
who's going to be using hispeed rail? only the well to do. we really need better social support for the lower classes. having said that we need to get rid of affirmative action and aiding minorities, but rather focus on class, that's how you instill real change
LOL bless yanks they are so retarded xx
>don't care about making valid arguments!
Tell that your millions of mutt heritage mongs.
Yeah we’ve also got states like Mississippi and Louisiana that are literally Africa
Ask him if he owns cdg play converse (he does)
leftypol loves to bang on about overstretched public services, homelessness and pollution and stuff and then comes out with some shite like this
fine, Cricklewood
What's his endgame?
dressed in all black rn ama
>a yank doesn't know or care about ethnicity and culture
shocking
On day 9 of NoWank.
You think that’s how it works in functioning countries with high speed rail? UK and japan? You think it’s only the rich using it?
How dense are you
the complete and irrevocable destruction of the english-speaking world
Americans rule over this general with an iron fist. If we wanted, we could run this place into the ground
Not an argument, gammon
You’re conflating not knowing the differences with not caring
I know you’re very different than fucking Moldova, I don’t CARE. I’m American, why should I care about you? Who are you? What does your country do? Fuck off
the benders pulled one back. rorke is on the ropes
united eurasia under russian monarcho-bolshevik leadership
keep dropping my fucking phone lads
AAARGH
>If we wanted
Americans ruin everything, whether they want to or not
finding it difficult to carry on after the recent event
>american starts talkign about europe
>gets called out
>lol WTF I DONT CARE ABOUT YOU WHO EVER MENTIONED EUROPE LOL
now THIs is EPIC
do you even know how much an amtrack ride cost? why do you think most people would rather drive themselves or take the bus? hi speed is only going to cost a lot more. just a gimmick and you're an idiot if you don't see it as such. focus on the basic stuff -- education and healthcare
Most people I know don't care
I'll probably have forgotten about it within a week
Why are you so bothered
>What does your country do?
we have a general thread that you devote hours of free time to spamming unread bullshit in
yes it is
ya betta bend over and pick it up
fiyah pon rorke
>Amtrak
>high speed rail
Just don’t post anymore
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got called a yank on the tube
Now you're going
There's nothing I can do
But sit and cry
Writing love songs for you
yanks are in the thread and they're being retarded and yanky as usual
we just havent won the six nations in so long now
im stuck on the fucking ropes
can't it fucking be noon already i want to eat lunch
my god edinburg is absolutely beautiful
but there is nothing you can do about that you lowlife bong
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It's just sports though
discount oxford T B H
its more then just sport
its a way of life
waaaaa yanks are in the thread
why is this allowed waaaaaaa
spend as much time here as you want
you'll still never be welcome or liked
Not3s Aladdin
might wank
>caring about rugby
smell the yank stank in this thread
never been but don’t think it compares in the slightest