Americans be like

Jaxson Martinez
Jaxson Martinez

Americans be like
why yes, I am Irish

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Ayden Cooper
Ayden Cooper

At first you may think this is pathetic but then if you think that if only a part of population that is with Irish heritage celebrates it then what do you expect others who not share it to do? Step at side and watch from afar, not participating in the fun?

If I were in US right now I would have go to celebrate with the others because it is fun, not because I have irish heritage.

Jonathan Murphy
Jonathan Murphy

you can't celebrate a holiday unless you're X

Liam Wood
Liam Wood

This triggers the non-American.

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Liam Reed
Liam Reed

It's a fucking retarded holiday anyway, really what are the Irish even celebrating, some kind of leprechaun and coins or something

it's for everyone

David Green
David Green

expecting american neckbeards to have friends to go out to drink with
user do you know where you are?

Jaxon Baker
Jaxon Baker

Wow, qt

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Logan Edwards
Logan Edwards

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Christopher Thompson
Christopher Thompson

Cultural appropriation, stereotyping the Irish as drunkards. Isn’t this the sort of thing leftists would cry about?
Oh wait, they don’t, because the Irish are white.

Josiah White
Josiah White

Jow Forums be like

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Jace Wilson
Jace Wilson

WE WUZ IRISH N SHEEEEEEEIT

Jaxson Brooks
Jaxson Brooks

Steve (((Rubenstein)))

Chase Ross
Chase Ross

Non-Irish acknowledging St.Patrick's Day is a good thing. Being Irish on St.Patrick's Day is like being the guy whose party it is - it means we get laid easier by non-Irish

Jack Miller
Jack Miller

Tell me about Montreal's vibrant Irish community

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Luis Morgan
Luis Morgan

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Daniel Long
Daniel Long

did somebody say Ir*sh?

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Elijah Rivera
Elijah Rivera

you are correct but you sound too normie. this board is full of incels and social outcasts so any holiday is retarded to them

Jace Wright
Jace Wright

who almost never fuck
I thought their stereotype was that they bred like rabbits.

Dylan Jenkins
Dylan Jenkins

That's Catholics in general not Irish.

Ayden Ward
Ayden Ward

This was written by PJ O'Rourke wasn't it

Anthony Bennett
Anthony Bennett

if there was a shitposting school, whoever wrote this should teach a master class. that's banter that is actually funny and lighthearted unlike most shit posted on here.

Justin Hill
Justin Hill

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Landon Turner
Landon Turner

It's strange how much a small, unaccomplished and irrelevant country like Ireland gets obsessed over in the US.

Andrew Anderson
Andrew Anderson

The Irish built the US, you fucking bong.

Mason Sanchez
Mason Sanchez

Like you don't have huge parades all over the UK?

Christopher Nelson
Christopher Nelson

Nice cope. You're not getting puss today.

Jason Young
Jason Young

cope
the UK is irrelevant

Xavier Torres
Xavier Torres

Lay off our women

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Alexander Edwards
Alexander Edwards

My last name is O'Malley am I Irish enough to be allowed to have fun, oh great third worlders of knowledge?

Andrew Torres
Andrew Torres

No they didn't. That's like believing black people made America a superpower because they picked cotton.

Kevin Cox
Kevin Cox

no

Josiah Barnes
Josiah Barnes

Irish are a significant proportion of our population unlike in the US,

Colton Rogers
Colton Rogers

cute

Leo Brooks
Leo Brooks

It's true though, Irish and Germans built the US. If it weren't for Irish, the railroad across the country never would have been built.

Aiden Garcia
Aiden Garcia

thats hardly saying much considering how underdeveloped your rail and public transport infrastructure is

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Isaiah Wilson
Isaiah Wilson

I live in Mick central here It's shitty. I wish the potato famine actually happened

Jackson Moore
Jackson Moore

Chinese people built the Western half of the railroads. Unskilled labor is interchangeable anyway. If Irish didn't build railroads, they would have hired more Chinese people or blacks.

Carter Collins
Carter Collins

uhhh

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Ayden Fisher
Ayden Fisher

be me
white hispanic mutt ,
half irish, quarter Italian, quarter Spanish, bilingual
have twice removed family in Ireland I see visit sometimes in the states
Have nothing in common with them beyond family ties and drinking habits
Irish diaspora behave how Jews outside of Israel act desu. They wave their flags and talk about their homeland but really have nothing in common with the people in their homeland.

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Dylan Garcia
Dylan Garcia

I have no idea what you're trying to convey with this image.

Aiden Parker
Aiden Parker

I wouldn't expect some bumfuck living on a tiny island to understand how big of a deal a railway across the country was. Most of the country was still wilderness and it's much much larger than your island.
They couldn't use blacks because they were too valuable. Tons of people died building it. They couldn't use Chinese since they had no trains running to the west coast (obviously)

John Cox
John Cox

china has a better public transport infrastructure than the US does and theyre an even bigger country, besides youre a super power, whats your excuse

Christian Brown
Christian Brown

What? why did you remove them?? what does that even mean?

Eli Lopez
Eli Lopez

50 years from now, everyone will be celebrating Cinco de Mayo and Mexican-Americans will claim they built America.

Carter Morris
Carter Morris

get that citizenship, gayboi

Andrew Jackson
Andrew Jackson

Starter pack ad hominems
The Civil War was due to sectionalist tensions that dates back the creation of the Articles of Confederation. Slavery was just one issue cited by the CSA in their ordinances and declarations of secession. Any historian who tries to boil down a civil war which killed over 600,000 people to a single factor is beyond a brainlet.

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Wyatt Barnes
Wyatt Barnes

But we did. A huge part of America is mexican rightful clay.

Elijah Flores
Elijah Flores

Slavery was the predominant issue.

Luis Baker
Luis Baker

You're a racist guilty of wrong think therefore your opinion is invalid.

Christian Robinson
Christian Robinson

People in the USA are against government spending. In addition state powers are spread out so only the federal government could do most major infrastructure projects, but since it isn't a totalitarian top down system like China it is hard to get things done.

Hunter Morris
Hunter Morris

nice try. it is actually the opposite. other 'issues' have been consistently exaggerated by the southern revisionists. but it was all about slavery.

Jackson Taylor
Jackson Taylor

People in the USA are against government spending.

Not really. The USA's government spending as a percentage of GDP is slightly lower than Western Europe's, comparable to Canada's and higher than most of the world.

Jackson Powell
Jackson Powell

i'd be flattered anyone would celebrate an irrelevant nation and saint

anyway its about the booze

Charles Turner
Charles Turner

B O O M E R

Levi Cruz
Levi Cruz

I'd probably argue it was industrialization concentrating in the North, slavery, and geographical distance producing two completely unlike cultures (Jeffersonian influences vs Federalist influences) were the main factors in the civil war. Also Lincoln being extremely incompetent in his handling of Ft Sumter and the influence of the Haitian Revolution on racialism in the United States. Abolitionism was just one among those issues my man. It's a lot more complicated than the average people sperging out about it online realizes.

It's like trying to say that the Russian Civil War was over monarchy. It's just a gross oversimplification.

Ian Myers
Ian Myers

Progressive revisionists over the civil war was a major issue during reconstruction, then again during the Civil Rights era.
Nice try
Not trying anything I'm just telling you that the civil war was no over just slavery. That was a major factor, sure, but it's a gross oversimplification.

William Williams
William Williams

Cannot believe how positively booty blasted Jow Forums gets about shit like this. We all get drunk on cinco de mayo and wear sombreros even though yurotards would never accuse us of wanting to be mexican. It's a source of pride for a small subset of the country but more importantly an excuse to drink and have fun

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William Moore
William Moore

Zoomer actually

Bentley Sullivan
Bentley Sullivan

Progressive revisionists over the civil war was a major issue during reconstruction
This makes no sense. Progressivism is 20th century ideology.

Jayden Parker
Jayden Parker

Imagine being so autistic you can actually be angry about people getting drunk, dancing, eating, brawling, hooking up, and celebrating Ireland

Gavin Mitchell
Gavin Mitchell

The South didn't industrialize because of slavery. The South developed a distinct culture because of slavery. The Haitian Revolution scared the shit out of the South because they owned slaves.

Anthony Baker
Anthony Baker

The progressive era begins in the 1890's after the gilded age my man
Inb4 semantical autism of who were the "true" progressives

Juan Ramirez
Juan Ramirez

The Reconstruction era was the period from 1863 to 1877 in American history.

Caleb Myers
Caleb Myers

Cinco de Mayo is becoming a bigger thing in Burgerstan too. Sure we think it’s Mexican 4th of July but #YOLO.

Lucas Cook
Lucas Cook

You guys know that St. Patrick himself wasn't even Irish?

William Gonzalez
William Gonzalez

who was he? a leprechaun?

Jason Jackson
Jason Jackson

The South didn't industrialize because of slavery
Slavery began industrializing itself , as the invention of the cotton gin kind of proves. Industry concentrated in the North due to increased proximity to Europe , higher general population density, and easier access to steel (think Pennsylvania)
The south developed a distinct culture because of slavery
So you're just going to ignore the entire period of the Articles of Federation, Jeffersonian, First and Second Great Awakenings, and all of that?
Haitian Revolution made plantation owners fearful
And abolitionists fire eyed - leading to increased dehumanization required for a civil war

Zachary Barnes
Zachary Barnes

Why do Englishmen seem so jelly of St. Paddy’s festivities?

Dylan Peterson
Dylan Peterson

MUH HERITAGE

Luis Rogers
Luis Rogers

is there racism in ireland towards the leprechauns? always wondered about that.

Owen Bailey
Owen Bailey

t. muh incel social outcasts

Gabriel Ortiz
Gabriel Ortiz

As opposed to fapping alone to hentai this fine Sunday?

Jordan Phillips
Jordan Phillips

They founded America only to get ethnicity cucked by their old bully victim Ireland. Not to mention the Germany and Italy

Jace Baker
Jace Baker

Oh, meant to say after Reconstruction. My bad. People tend to have this view of history being a complete picture that people change at a whim, which is why revisionism has negative connotations to it.

It's not necessarily a bad thing. People tend to confuse all revisionism - the process of re-examining a historical narrative or perspective - with propoganda. The history of Rome has been revised dozens of times for example - history is always an incomplete picture.

Mason Kelly
Mason Kelly

Why would an Englishmen care what happens to literal traitors? They're gone forever and soon the Irish/Germans/Italians that replaced them will be gone and replaced by Mexicans.. and then the cycle will continue on and on and on.

John Cook
John Cook

Yeah but nobody is celebrating St. Georgie’s Day

Logan Moore
Logan Moore

I will MICK an American girl

Jeremiah Collins
Jeremiah Collins

All hail big celt cock

Jonathan Thompson
Jonathan Thompson

Why would you celebrate St George's day? It isn't even a thing in England.

Samuel Cox
Samuel Cox

My point exactly

Nicholas Wilson
Nicholas Wilson

based st. patrick btfo the druids who performed human sacrifice
FUCK CELTIC PAGANS there I said it

Cooper Green
Cooper Green

Based.

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Nolan Stewart
Nolan Stewart

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Logan Murphy
Logan Murphy

This is extremely unsettling

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William Ortiz
William Ortiz

Hooo

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James Butler
James Butler

Cringe.

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Camden Robinson
Camden Robinson

Ey British boi

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Brody Baker
Brody Baker

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Jason Thompson
Jason Thompson

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Samuel Wilson
Samuel Wilson

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Sebastian Price
Sebastian Price

This is true but progressive cucks have changed it to just be about slavery. Republicans and conservatives like to bitch about big government now but the federal government started to gain power back when they won the civil war. I'm not white btw.

David Howard
David Howard

Why yes I am too Black Irish (but the Spanish-Nordic-Irish kind)

Henry Howard
Henry Howard

What point?

Wyatt Fisher
Wyatt Fisher

finally a good one

Michael Ortiz
Michael Ortiz

That's what you think. When you start telling her a grower not a shower, she'll be running for the door.

Parker Butler
Parker Butler

Cinco de Mayo is a shit holliday though. March 17 is filled with Joy. May 5 is filled with try hards.

Isaiah Lewis
Isaiah Lewis

It's a Catholic holiday not an Irish holiday

Nolan Cooper
Nolan Cooper

It’s more about getting drunk and having fun than actually larping Irish heritage. I imagine that majority of the people here who celebrate it don’t even have Irish ancestry.

Why can’t people just lighten up? Majority of Christians don’t get butthurt when non-Christians celebrate their holiday.

Gavin Rogers
Gavin Rogers

reeeeeeee i am a little bitch and why doesnt everyone focus on a menial thing that nobody is affected by so i can focus on fucking with minorities
probably bc most everyone in the us is irish and being silly and drunk isnt necessarily a bad thing

Adam Peterson
Adam Peterson

Based.

James Sullivan
James Sullivan

cheap labor is always good dont pretend like its not. if slavery wasnt useful why would it occur

Owen Ramirez
Owen Ramirez

it wasn't about slavery though

they even teach you this in school unless you come from a communist zone

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Elijah Harris
Elijah Harris

Where the fuck are you getting these images? RGIS brings up nothing. Is an autistic Irishman seriously producing these?

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Jose Taylor
Jose Taylor

feels good to be an IRISH BULL

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Isaiah Hill
Isaiah Hill

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Andrew Perez
Andrew Perez

reminder you arent white unless youre at least 1% irish

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John Hall
John Hall

You're probably Anglo larping as an Irishman.

Ryder Scott
Ryder Scott

literally no one says that

Juan Nguyen
Juan Nguyen

Isn't it every non-whites' argument nowadays?

Aiden Parker
Aiden Parker

Why yes, I am Mexican

Ian Foster
Ian Foster

St Patrick's day is more American than Irish honestly. It was oppressed over here and Ireland banned drinking on the day until the 70s or later if I remember

Jose Adams
Jose Adams

Does anyone have the "told me to wear green on Saint Patrick's day" IRA meme?

Justin Davis
Justin Davis

It would be weird if some gringo started celebrating Puerto Rican Day in NYC and started flying Puerto Rican flags. Hell, from what I've heard, some Puerto Ricans who look whiteish have gotten looks from other Puerto Ricans during the parade and have gotten asked if they were Puerto Ricans.

Robert Diaz
Robert Diaz

i'm actually legit irish. my family on my mother and father's side have direct family in ireland. they are also related so somewhere along the line i'm inbred. ironically, we do nothing for st. patricks day.

Isaiah Gomez
Isaiah Gomez

The Irish wish they were this white.

Jordan Taylor
Jordan Taylor

If it weren't for Irish, the railroad across the country never would have been built.

If it wern't for the British the railroad and steam locomotive wouldn't have existed

Joseph Rogers
Joseph Rogers

i'm actually legit irish. my family on my mother and father's side have direct family in ireland

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Zachary Torres
Zachary Torres

think about it, if you were to look at dna and not Jow Forums memes, the results would most likely show i'm more irish than whatever you are.

Aiden Sanchez
Aiden Sanchez

But you're not irish, you're American and/or Anglo-Celtic.

I'm not irish depsite me being a Liverpudlian most of my city is Irish diapora, myself with both an Irish firstname and surname hailing from Laois, I'm not Irish, i'm English, and like you Anglo-Celt

Caleb Carter
Caleb Carter

As a foreigner who doesn't have any political stake in US history, I agree with this. Slavery is an economic institution, to put it coldly, and thus has to be seen as part of the wider problem of federal power over economic matters which led to violence over the federalist/anti-federalist issue which was never satisfactorily resolved. Faggots who want to make history into political propaganda
, left or right, can fuck off.

Jack Davis
Jack Davis

well said, friend

Austin Long
Austin Long

Ireland is the most neutral, least offensive english-speaking country, its why their holiday is acceptable. they also don't fucking walk around with a chip on their shoulder and thinking they are above everyone unlike brits.

who the fuck would want to celebrate a holiday called St. George's day anyways.

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Cooper Foster
Cooper Foster

Can confirm, drunkards ask me all the time how long I'm visiting the island for. I tell them twenty years and counting. They never apologise.

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Nathaniel Green
Nathaniel Green

don't fucking walk around with a chip on their shoulder
Ireland
the only thing that defines our modern culture is crying about how england is bad

Sebastian Butler
Sebastian Butler

cultural appropriation

Jose Myers
Jose Myers

Bow down to your Queen you filthy slag.

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Cameron Wright
Cameron Wright

This is true but progressive cucks have changed it to just be about slavery
The whole tension about the AoC was about which states were slave states retard.
Go look up Burning Kansas you dumb hick.

Hudson Johnson
Hudson Johnson

Fook off bong. You stole everything.

Elijah Reed
Elijah Reed

Wypipo don't have culture.

Julian Allen
Julian Allen

Stop making shit up: Americans don't care about heritage or what goes on outside the US because heroin and shooting each other is far more important and exciting.

Cameron Martinez
Cameron Martinez

Who are you going to get laid with?

Robert Sanders
Robert Sanders

imagine amerimutts have the capacity to know what they are celebrating

Hudson Morales
Hudson Morales

It was about slavery because humans care so much about other humand that we have homeless and starving people all over the world.
let alone there are quite literal slaves in Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait and the UAE.
Yet nobody cares.

Nicholas Gray
Nicholas Gray

im so glad my ireland sized country at least has our own language, otherwise imagine our own holidays being picked up by some globohomo cancer superpower and sharing them with the niggers

may my people be free to celebrate holidays without the niggers present for 1000 years more

Ryan Cooper
Ryan Cooper

micks
white

Tyler Stewart
Tyler Stewart

Idk We all celebrated st Patrick’s day here never seen an Irish person either

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