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I just want to know why British homes are so grim
tfw no cockney gf
stiff upper lip mate *fails to light benson and hedges in the blistering winds*
Watford v Wolves
City v Benders
Cockneys don't exist any more
interpol went to shit
When is holi
liverpool went to shit after thatcher
thinking of writing british comics under the penname: Ichi
/birt/ is a soyboy general
go and do acid. realise your flaws. adapt accordingly
CUM ON ME TITS BRUV
my zoomer brother is in love with this rich armenian midget
need music reccs
that kind of thing
Like Jerry Jackson?
United Kingdom went to shit after the second boer war
the party's already started in algeria
those angry maghrebis in the comments
New house next month will have a pretty good sized fenced in back yard... been thinking about getting a dog for a while now... landlord says they don't care and theres no extra fees... might be time to pick out a shepherd pup.
having a pokey bum wank
The Empire peaked just before it certainly.
Men I trust
might be your thing im into joji aswell
need a thicc gf
doing a poo
he's fucking cringe
want a no deal brexit i do yes please
Funny how girls have no self respect
tax haven piece of shit
Not happening, it'll be the May deal.
so how many sweet peng honeyspices are in your bed atm then?
A bus full of Stephen Christopher Yaxley-Lennons!
Howling at the thought of this lad thinking he’s closer to a Rasta than an Aussie
Day 9 of NoFap.
Might genocide a cat
how do i get a british gf that's real british not brown british
Demographics of England in 2100
they're escorts, not saying that makes it more respectable mind you
/brit/ is shit
Yank tier party
Anyone from Wakefield in?
Looking for a proper scrap.
Why does he have to pay women to hang around him, because he's a deeply insecure manlet who has to cultivate a fake image
keep dreaming lately my bed is covered in horrible mutant-looking bed bugs and can feel them biting and stinging me all over. been cleaning it obsessively and changing the sheets a lot since I started having them. hope I don't get to a point where I start believing they're real (the weird ones in my dream I mean, obviously I know bed bugs are real) and end up being shipped off to the funny farm
Fuck OFF Hans.
skitzo is off his meds again lads
keeps looking at a blank page and muttering angrily to himself
calling the guards as we speak
battyboi! *bangs firmly on steel drum*
Get an all black one
t. all black German Shepherd pro
Escorts are the most self respecting women around
romantic prospects feel hopeless
every person in this image should be arrested
if you live in a city and mostly eat grains then you are nothing but human cattle
The Jamaica CANZUK discussion has unironically made me angry
I haven't been following Brexit, did May get an extension?
I think the Uk should rally together korea japan and the gambia
we'd call it
unemployed due to mental illness
yeah we know
CANZUK ought to annex these regions:
New England, USA
Western Cape, South Africa
Pay an escort to use my head as a trampoline every friday night
Fuck of Nige(r)
yeah come and have a go if you think you're hard enough
The Unipponed Koreadombia
Come and try faggot
shall we contineu it.
jamaica is more culturally aligned with the UK than canada.
Please post link
It's just full of teeny edgelords acting hard. they're cute.
Are beards still for soyboys?
and no you're not
Halo on PC soon lads
Western Cape, South Africa
this is majority non-white and not even english speaking.
the anglo part of south africa is Kwa Zulu Natal, but its also the hearth of the Zulus so its probably not worth trying to reclaim.
nice job shithead
yeah i like this
what exactly does he do? his bio just says he's a professional gambler but thats a bit vague
I have kids
robert webb looking condescending
Have a friend in the UK that has that entire tracksuit
Looks like a proper Slavic back alley organ vendor
we could do the UK together with papua new guinea and guinea bissau
papuk nuk gukinea bissauk
not having any beard is for low test mongs
stupidly big unshaped beards are for soyboys
We will the day after CANZUK happens.
(i.e. not in the lifetime of this universe).
No it isn’t, stop this nonsense at once. You’re being daft.
based and Welsh colonypilled
Hit or miss, i guess they never miss huh
unironica sexual harrasment
this is so relatable
how about the uk with comoros
In my element today
Not in ikea that is, this place reeks of poor, full of browns
need british gf with cocknee accent
Get up at 05:00 or 05:30 for toil that starts at 08:00
Love the pain 2bh
Being clean shaven is redpilled
Its the Unaru Kuwaitdom
Work has weekend cover
It's an extra £300 a month for just one weekend
It's shared between my manager and two other colleagues and they won't give it up
Mr. Toilberg is really fucking me here.
European Competitions are at the Last 8 stage
FA Cup is at the last 4 stage
Only 8 games to go in the league
it feels like the season just started ffs
I hate time
wanting to look like a chav
Assistant Commissioner, Neil Basu, the head of Counter Terrorism Policing, says attack “has hallmarks of a terror event, inspired by the far right, and therefore it has been declared a terrorism incident”
why is northern ireland so perfect?
shut the fuck up you idiot
you dont understand culture
you can become very very very rich just through instagram clout
These are algerian chad and chadettes on the beach too. We don't give visas to foreigners.
Wtf I need to go.
I sometimes shave twice a day to avoid shadow. Wish i could get facial electrolysis
Beards are soy you can’t deny that
not at all.
what sports do they play in canada? and what sports do they play in jamaica?
has jamaican education changed since the colonial times? canada's has, canadian high schools look like american ones.
what are the official languageS of canada? what is the official language of jamaica
all these questions lead you to the truth that jamaica is way more british than canada. canada is just the part of america where they muh heritagefag britain - canada is the equivalent of boston for irish people or new jersey for italians.
UK + West Indies + Ghana + ANZAC + Hong Kong + Sinagore + Israel
Find a fault
Growing up my dad always had all white ones. I was thinking about going with traditional black and tan mostly to avoid spending a couple grand on a dog. Chicks dig white shepherd puppies, they'll just walk up and start talking to you about them.
rottweiller >>> some shitty mutt >>> german shepherd
in my “opinion”
pictures of 1930s manhattan on the wall
prohibition era aesthetic
straight razor shaves
Why are the Irish such niggers lads? One just insulted my post
Reduce the UK to just England & Wales.
Or the Former United Kingdom
suddenly overcome with the urgent desire to obtain an algerian gf
You come across as lazy no matter what when you don't shave
using the word chav still
rorkes mum still cuts his hair
would rather bermuda than ghana tbqh
Light shadow facial hair is the only way to go.
yeah can I get a couple pakoras and samosas, a lamb bhuna and a chicken jalfrezi and a few garlic naans for delivery please
UK + sri lanka + NZ + St Vincent but not the grenadines
A perfect shithole. Look in the dictionary under shithole and you'll see a pic of NI.
How do you avoid razor rash?
wow looks like literally every single barbershop opened on the highstreet
the deano cuts
The amount of soy in this picture could feed China
Would rather have Egypt than Israel as our Middle Eastern territory
just get a dog bro
the jews done 911
For me, it's the Rhodesian Ridgeback
bigoted and inaccurate post
My Shepherd has unironically gotten me laid multiple times
Find a fault
Little purpose to it, we'd be better of in some sort af union or agreeemen with out nearest neighbours. Those who most closely match our economic issues and our culture... Europeans if you will. Some sort of Union with Europeans.
caribbean culture is really its own monster desu
simple fact that they murder benders and druggies sets us worlds apart
most jamaicans and west indian BLACK people are of british descent because the white slave masters used to have kids with the black ladies
need i go on?
No, you've already demonstrated your fucking stupidity and ignorance.
ya fucked it
What's a good jacket for spring
we still own bermuda dont forget and Ghanians are always have the highest positive opinion of western nations compared to other 3rd world nations when polled
Malta, Cyprus ought to be in there
what if i can only grow a moustache but no beard
Sure thing bwana
*beats you to a pulp instead*
Very good (new) razors, moisturising foam and aftershave balm. Don't shave twice every day, just when I need to.
Remember being called this in RuneScape
For me its the American pittbull terrier
italians and greeks
Keep your disgusting slags. I'll take the goth gfs.
for me its clean shaven or light stubble
the united kingdoms of great britain, northern ireland, denmark and greenland, to be exact
If you’re British and you have a moustache you’re in a 1980s porno.
Mad that without London, the UK is Slovakia-tier in development
Malta is rightful Italian clay
Kids are always honest cuz they don’t think they’re ever gonna die
Might be the two comfiest countries in Europe TBQH.
ladies and gentlemen, please rise for the national anthem of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Jamaica.
I shave every morning in the bath and use shower gel for a 2 for 1 facewash and razor lubricant
*blocks your path*
I’ve used the same phillips electric razor for 10 years havent changed the blades once
Do girl pajeets like pale English guys? thinking of going over to your country and starting some hippe sex cult for troubled western women and anglophile indians
mad that without the hub of our entire country we aren’t as developed haha
getting horny in the bathtub
I can't get a close enough shave with an electric razor.
I hate children
If you're British and you know it clap your hands
BASED AND RIDGEBACK PILLED
Most countries don't have one central hub of everything
Indian women are next to impossible to casually fuck
They unironically only go out with male escorts and flirting with random women in public is completely unheard of and makes you look like a rapist criminal
That’s why poos are so sexually repressed and express it online
asian people don't tend to grow a lot of facial hair so I believe you
the white ones are often deaf
Getting married today (crazy nervous). Pretty happy with my ring. Wish me luck!
business idea: independent Kent
This is /birt/
anyone for a lichess?
even with tinder gold I get maybe two or three matches a week and even then it's more than likely one of them is a bot
Tfw can't grow a proper beard
tfw look stupid without a facial hair
tfw always have to wear this teenage looking stubble
yeah quick one 'fore i go for a dinner
im not very good though
everyone knows this is the real national anthem, just check the comments
theres not even 9k on tinder in my area
need advice lads!
big fan of the Zelda franchise myself but it isn't appropriate to get married using pop culture as a crucial element to the wedding
Genuinely how ugly are you hahaha
That’s why poos are so sexually repressed and express it online
their shameless facebook/instagram posts are the stuff of legend
thinking his opinion matters
I've hookedup with 2 Indian girls and cuck an Indian couple I met on a swinger website
Either you put /brit/ shit on your profile or you had your face burned off in a chip pan fire. Otherwise it's impossible not to get at least a couple of decent hits a day on average.
Why are Jewish women so unbelievably peng?
the United Kingdom of Great Britain and the Gambia.
Tell her boyfriend
Shouldn’t that be obvious
business idea: NEWSMEAK (Northumbria, Essex, Wessex, Sussex, Mercia, East Anglia and Kent)
their neuroticism and nasally voice ruins them
i'm trying to keep my profile normiecore shit and I'm ugly but not terribly ugly
Don’t care, I’m right and you’re wrong, nothing more to be said here
Yeah had many debates about this on reddit. All western european countries have interesting non capital cities in their own right, Lyon, Marseille, Barcelona, Milan, Florence. Except the UK. Outside London it's post apocalyptic former coal mining towns with nice castle for the nobelty, everywhere.
Reminder you add around 400,000 pieces of microplastics to the oceans per item of synthetic clothing washed
rap music is just black people whinging
don't know why people still enjoy it
if this post gets 3 replies then I'll buy a bacon double cheese xl
great guinea bissau & britain
united states and kingdom of america and great britain and northern ireland.
going ot get out of bed now
state of me
WHEN I WAS YOUNG IT SEEMED THAT LIFE WAS SO WONDERFUL
tinder is a modern prostitution service on a technological smartphone scale
jordan the fat yank """fashionado""" is in this thread
she's cute i want to stick my willy in her fanny and move back and forth until i explode
better state than those who are staying in bed
can't grow a beard
sensitive skin so shaving every day gives me razor burn
stubble looks bad
is there a worse fate?
woah haven't seen you in a while alan
Imagine you're an emergency service worker and you arrive at this pile of corpses and all their phones are going off, people ringing because they've heard somethings happened
my mate blocked me on everything because I’ve never had a sausage roll
Stay in your lane
fucking hell lads i was dreaming and was on twitter for some reason and was listening to this banger of a tune
really want to hear that song again
We showed true grit. You softies in the Guardian would’ve delayed it a day but we pushed on, we had hundreds out, it was amazing.”
just got a (you) almost instantaneously and was really excited but it was just me accidentally replying to myself
in all honesty though it would be very dumb to have free movement with brown third world countries haha CANZUK is much safer x
Every woman you've ever been attracted to is Jewish
Google has taught me this
looks grim. the terraced houses and gas things in the background make me want to leave the Uk.
all countries are brown and third world
dude what the fuck?
that's only 1 reply
had a date today set up with the former proto gf and she texted me this morning she needs a couple days to think about 'us'
used to think this too
expanded my taste and gave many things are try
rap music is in fact one of the most diverse and incredible genres out there
its just that the most popular of it is trash about consumerism and bought by deanos and lower class people
imagine it was an american in nz not an aussie
Took my art of humiliating brits in debates to reddit.
Jamaica is anglo.
JAMZUK > CANZUK.
hello bald nigger man
fucking state of you mate you must be about 16
How on earth do you bring up the prospect of having sex to a shy girl you are dating?
Only real men believe all the Jewish narratives
wouldn't dare desu
jesus christ you're a fucking loser
he has hair now
here we go lad
immigration is fine if its properly enforced and well designed.
do you live in the middle of nowhere?
with the back of my hand haha
Is there a good reason why more people don't listen to classical music? From a beauty or artistic perspective it's essentially the best kind of music. What turns people off it?
What do I do then?
you fucking nazi scum get off my board
prospect of sexual intercourse
funny thing i sometimes do is say the word "rape" over and over to myself in a thick nigerian accent like "rep" with an excessively rolled R
what if it gets four replies?
don't think this is alan
BREXIT: Nigel Farage LAUGHS in Verhofstadt's face after attack on Farage's lust for money
ah yes the radical centrist's burden
I have intense romantic feelings for one man but am generally attracted to women
That's nature telling you that you shouldn't follow that stupid trend. A european gentleman is clean shaven. No exception.
fine I'll cop it
should I eat it in burger king car park or drive home (10 minute drive)
not enough boom boom bim pang woah
Why is it Northern Ireland rather than North Ireland?
perfidious piece of shit yank
find someone else
*repeats your post in rob brydon's david mitchell voice*
Because I said so
not really but sort of
SURPRIIIIIIIIISEEEE SOMETIMEEEEEE WILL COME AROUUUUUUUUNDD