/birt/

for the discussion of british culture

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I just want to know why British homes are so grim

gas
the
taigs
lads

tfw no cockney gf

stiff upper lip mate *fails to light benson and hedges in the blistering winds*

Watford v Wolves

City v Benders

Cockneys don't exist any more

interpol went to shit

When is holi

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choon

liverpool went to shit after thatcher

thinking of writing british comics under the penname: Ichi

/birt/ is a soyboy general

go and do acid. realise your flaws. adapt accordingly

CUM ON ME TITS BRUV

my zoomer brother is in love with this rich armenian midget

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need music reccs
i like:
Interpol
Beach House
Joji
Tame Impala
Deerhunter

that kind of thing

Like Jerry Jackson?

United Kingdom went to shit after the second boer war

the party's already started in algeria

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>those angry maghrebis in the comments
kek

New house next month will have a pretty good sized fenced in back yard... been thinking about getting a dog for a while now... landlord says they don't care and theres no extra fees... might be time to pick out a shepherd pup.

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having a pokey bum wank

The Empire peaked just before it certainly.

Men I trust

might be your thing im into joji aswell

need a thicc gf

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doing a poo

he's fucking cringe

want a no deal brexit i do yes please

Funny how girls have no self respect

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tax haven piece of shit

Not happening, it'll be the May deal.

so how many sweet peng honeyspices are in your bed atm then?

A bus full of Stephen Christopher Yaxley-Lennons!

Howling at the thought of this lad thinking he’s closer to a Rasta than an Aussie

PFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRTTT

Day 9 of NoFap.

Might genocide a cat

how do i get a british gf that's real british not brown british

Demographics of England in 2100

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they're escorts, not saying that makes it more respectable mind you

just one
(its me)
;o

/brit/ is shit

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Yank tier party

Anyone from Wakefield in?
Looking for a proper scrap.

Why does he have to pay women to hang around him, because he's a deeply insecure manlet who has to cultivate a fake image

keep dreaming lately my bed is covered in horrible mutant-looking bed bugs and can feel them biting and stinging me all over. been cleaning it obsessively and changing the sheets a lot since I started having them. hope I don't get to a point where I start believing they're real (the weird ones in my dream I mean, obviously I know bed bugs are real) and end up being shipped off to the funny farm

Fuck OFF Hans.

skitzo is off his meds again lads
keeps looking at a blank page and muttering angrily to himself

calling the guards as we speak

battyboi! *bangs firmly on steel drum*

Get an all black one

t. all black German Shepherd pro

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Escorts are the most self respecting women around

romantic prospects feel hopeless

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every person in this image should be arrested

if you live in a city and mostly eat grains then you are nothing but human cattle

beardlet detected

The Jamaica CANZUK discussion has unironically made me angry

I haven't been following Brexit, did May get an extension?

I think the Uk should rally together korea japan and the gambia

we'd call it
japukorbia

>unemployed due to mental illness
yeah we know

CANZUK ought to annex these regions:
>New England, USA
>Western Cape, South Africa
>Patagonia, Argentina
>Brittany, France

Pay an escort to use my head as a trampoline every friday night

Incorrect actually

Arse

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Fuck of Nige(r)

yeah come and have a go if you think you're hard enough

The Unipponed Koreadombia

Come and try faggot

shall we contineu it.
jamaica is more culturally aligned with the UK than canada.

Please post link

It's just full of teeny edgelords acting hard. they're cute.

Are beards still for soyboys?

gay
and no you're not

.......nal!

Halo on PC soon lads

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>>Western Cape, South Africa
this is majority non-white and not even english speaking.

the anglo part of south africa is Kwa Zulu Natal, but its also the hearth of the Zulus so its probably not worth trying to reclaim.

*oppresses Ireland*

>birt
nice job shithead

yeah i like this
thanks mate

what exactly does he do? his bio just says he's a professional gambler but thats a bit vague

>racist
me
>transphobe
me
>homophobe
me (self-loathing)
>fat shamer
me
>slut shamer
me
>trash
FOY
>crochet
hat
>I have kids
cringe
>mental illness
robert webb looking condescending

Have a friend in the UK that has that entire tracksuit

Looks like a proper Slavic back alley organ vendor

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good post

we could do the UK together with papua new guinea and guinea bissau

call it
papuk nuk gukinea bissauk

not having any beard is for low test mongs
stupidly big unshaped beards are for soyboys

We will the day after CANZUK happens.

(i.e. not in the lifetime of this universe).

No it isn’t, stop this nonsense at once. You’re being daft.

>Patagonia, Argentina
based and Welsh colonypilled

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Hit or miss, i guess they never miss huh

unironica sexual harrasment

this is so relatable

how about the uk with comoros

cuk union

In my element today

Not in ikea that is, this place reeks of poor, full of browns

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need british gf with cocknee accent

Get up at 05:00 or 05:30 for toil that starts at 08:00
Love the pain 2bh

Being clean shaven is redpilled

for me?
Its the Unaru Kuwaitdom

>Work has weekend cover
>It's an extra £300 a month for just one weekend
>It's shared between my manager and two other colleagues and they won't give it up

Mr. Toilberg is really fucking me here.